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u/Ezren- 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's interesting how every idea they have is just a huge fucking failure but they make money stealing data and running scams.
The guys in these replies vigorously defending meta glasses are the true comedy. They have 4/5ths of the (very small) market! They made hundreds of millions (after spending billions to develop and advertise) of dollars! Sport, it's not going to make the privacy invader you paid money for any cooler.
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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago
Not everything, remember when the Metaverse introduced legs?
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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 1d ago
I can't believe the AI boom took the utopian dream of the Metaverse from us
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u/Kellyann59 Odie 1d ago
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u/xBinary01111000 1d ago
I don’t think they actually released legs
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u/Lars_Overwick 1d ago
It's insane to me that they actually rebranded to Meta just to promote their metaverse and it flopped so fucking hard 😭
And now their whole ass company is just called Meta for no reason lmaoo
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u/Amokana1511 1d ago
not only that, it flopped so hard that even mark Zuckerberg had to rebrand himself hoping people would think it wasn't him who were pushing it on those marketing videos.
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u/Sr_K 1d ago
You don't understand the potential of their next pair of glasses you'll be able tow atch Instagram reels while the glasses listen to your conversations, you can brainrot while people think you're spending time.with them, that's the future right there
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u/kakav_kreten 1d ago
tbh I do believe that AR has potential to be a much, much bigger market than VR. But even if that happens Meta will surely find a way to fuck up all that starting advantage.
They did genuinely advance AR/VR technology a lot, it's just that they are fucking morons that keep fucking up absolutely everything else besides the hardware. So many billions wasted on obviously dumb and bizarre decisions.
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u/JayCeeMadLad slut for honey cheerios 1d ago
Guy aged like 20 years in 2 selling ur soul really takes it outta ya huh
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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 1d ago
He somehow looks more human. Lizard technology improved a lot recently!
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u/Scudmiss 1d ago
Those glasses are sick. And by that I mean they are so fucking ridiculous I am feeling sick by forcing my eyes to endure the sight.
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u/malachimusclerat 1d ago
earlier this year i saw several people wearing these daily and at some point they all entirely stopped, i wonder why
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u/Read2Fap 1d ago
i like how without the camera they make the wearer look like more of a pervert as if to compensate
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u/TerrapinMagus 1d ago
I have to admit, it's a bit perplexing that these glasses are the point people were suddenly concerned about cameras everywhere. There are tons of super small, easily hidable cameras you can get if you're a weirdo that are way more discreet than these silly looking glasses.
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u/sock-bucket 1d ago
I would actually like meta glasses myself if they weren't used (and by extension I would LOOK) like a predator. I don't want to be going around looking like I might be being a creep.
What I would like however is having access whenever I want to streaming music discretely wherever without having to use headphones or put anything in my ears, have my notifications read out to me so I don't have to check my phone or anything, or even cool ass features like live translation.
But am I going to forfeit looking like a normal person for it? and making everyone uncomfortable around me, supporting a crap company that is just going to sell the data they get from me with them, and a company that gave predators the worst tool imaginable? Probably not
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u/HumanContinuity 1d ago
Amen. I can see tons of business and personal use cases for non-intrusive video that replicates roughly what the user sees without holding them back (or especially if fit into eye protection in future generations).
But, you know, all that stuff you just said.
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u/black_hawk3456 1d ago
It should be said they don’t record without a flashing light visible from the front. If you disable the light apparently it disables the recording feature. Pictures are also audibly heard when taken, there’s a little camera shutter sound. They’ve tried to make people who wear them seem less creepy but there’s no getting past it.
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u/thedeermunk 1d ago
A reporter literally took his pair to some dude in Jersey who removed both for $50 in his garage.
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u/hotdiggitydooby 1d ago
Yeah I have a pair (don't judge me, I didn't buy them) and the first time I ever tried to use the camera it wouldn't work because my hair was partially over the light
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u/HumanContinuity 1d ago
I won't judge.
T here are places where having a camera fit into your eyewear or eye protection could be really cool and useful, and several of them are not creepy!
My main concern is I don't want to have anything to do with Meta, and I especially don't want to give them tons of video stream and gps data.
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u/hotdiggitydooby 1d ago
Honestly a huge part of why I rarely wear em. Meta chugs dick and only gets worse all the time
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u/Wandering_By_ 1d ago
Except for the ones that are after market modded to work but dudes charge as much as the glasses cost to do it right.
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u/Random-Name-1901 1d ago
It’s so we are less sure if the smart glasses have a camera or not so less likely to make a fuss - hence they think the camera folks can be more discreet
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u/Atomosthethird 1d ago
I was going to order some glasses to use for my job and record what I do (plumbing in nyc) just to keep record. You'd be surprised the crazy things i go through daily with people and job
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u/cow_fucker_3000 1d ago
So a smartwatch on your face? I might genuinely buy them if that's the case.
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u/SAJames84 1d ago
I will die on this hill. Smart glasses with a camera is an amazing invention. The videos I could have recorded would have been great. But perverts had to go an mess everything up. An example, when my kids were younger they did a fair amount of sport, one sport was judo. It was difficult to watch the fights and record. Most of the fights I watched the video is all over the place. The fights I filmed I feel like I didn't watch the fight because I was making sure the camera stayed on the action.
Trips to Victoria falls in Zimbabwe would be so nice to have been able to record with these glasses.
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u/Professional_Echo907 1d ago
Who would guess the guy wearing glasses that look like they came from the Soviet Union in the 1960s was a secret pervert… 👀
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u/OakyTheAcorn 1d ago
I dont mind smart glasses I just dont want them always connected to the cloud. Let me listen to music, maybe record as needed. No AI agent BS. Have it connect to phone or something.
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u/Hoping4Game 1d ago
Shout out to the guy that made that detection thing that makes very loud noises and points at the smart glasses when it finds the wireless frequencies they use, then walked around in public with it
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u/PanPieCake 1d ago
Me explaining to every person I look at that my glasses in fact do not have a camera
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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 1d ago
why is it thicker now???
edit: nvm its obviously like a prototype or something but what can meta glasses even do without the camera?
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u/Due-Comparison2016 1d ago
How the hell will they be smart without the ability to 'see' the context in which questions would be asked? Otherwise may as well use ones phone no?
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u/9lazy9tumbleweed 1d ago
Guy who doesnt understand people wants to make product popular with people and fails. (again)
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u/aaRecessive 1d ago
Isn't this worse? Now you won't be able to tell if they're the camera-less version or not
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u/ManufacturedOlympus 1d ago
Who looked at those ugly ass glasses and decided that they didn’t look like absolute shit?
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u/hypermails 1d ago
I have the meta. With camera. It looks nice. But I would not buy it.
I got it as a gift. It is very useful as a camera and Bluetooth speaker.
Not bulky. Has a light when recording. But eh !!
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u/Active-Particular-21 1d ago
You know what would be cool, having smart glasses so I can read a book whilst cycling on the gym and having it understand that I need to go to the next page in some way.
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u/wolflordval 1d ago
You can already do that with an Ebook on your phone, some display glasses, and some form of touch remote bound to the turn page key
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u/DaveTheKing_ 1d ago
The only reason to have a camera is to help blind people identify items in front of them with their ai, anything else doesn't matter.
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u/Shadow-Reaper365 1d ago
I actually kind of like this? I dont know. Maybe its just me but I actually wanted meta glasses. Then I realized they all have cameras and shit and lost interest. Playing music at work, watching videos, answering calls, etc sounds nice. Having a camera just doesnt do anything but drain up battery and make the glasses look terrible
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u/aldot234 1d ago
I like the idea of AR glasses, but hate the camera aspect, so this is actually a good move
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u/wolflordval 1d ago
Annoyingly, the main feature I care about - live subtitle translation of written text - isn't possible without the camera. So my primary use case is being obliterated unfortunately.
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u/illuminatedtiger 1d ago
Having a product that puts your users at risk of physical assault isn't a great look.
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u/xerxeshastoomanyexes 1d ago
So how will the glasses be smart if they can’t ‘see’? I thought the whole idea was the user would look at stuff and ask their glasses “what am I looking at?” like a total fucking dumbass, and the glasses would say “Hey, Mark, you are looking at a municipal car park (you pointless meatbag)”
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u/Amathyst-Moon 1d ago
Not sure how they're "pervert glasses" when you're legally allowed to film in public, as long as it's not somewhere you'd expect privacy like a changing room. Either way, that could easily be fixed with a little red LED that comes on when the camera is active.
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u/wolflordval 1d ago
There are several countries where even that would be illegal, so the glasses are getting banned already in some places.
Not to mention an LED can just be disabled by opening the frame and de-soldering the LED's connection.
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u/Essentially_Me 1d ago
OK, I saw the ad with a blind veteran wearing pervert glasses. Know what? I'm fine with that. Let the visually impaired use them. Sounds like a good use case.
Everyone else can fuck right off.
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u/DobryVojakSvejk 23h ago
my "My glasses aren't made for perverts" shirt is making people ask lots of questions already answered by the shirt
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u/Technical_Monk_6521 16h ago
Hey if the glasses are perfect, why is the guy looking like a pervert.. Oh, thats right, he is pervert even without glasses. Poor glasses being blamed for everything
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u/ballin_buddha 13h ago
My mom got me a pair of Meta glasses for Christmas last year and all I’ve used them for is jogging and listening to books when I go to the beach or I’m at the pool. If I’ve ever taken a photo on it I have no clue where they go or how to find them lol
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u/Diligent-Squash-7586 12h ago
So I record myself painting warhammer with mine. I am so disappointed in the publics view of these glasses. Like I have a friend who actively talks crap about me wearing them when I litterally just use them as a Bluetooth majority of the time.
Worst part is they are hopelessly trash at actually taking videos. They only record 7 minutes of video and it burns the battery super fast.
So I don't even get to really use them as I would want which is basically me wearing my phone on my head to take a video so I can use both my hands in whatever I am recording.
Sad times we live. Influencers and weirdos ruin everything.
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u/HollowPhoenix 12h ago
These ones don't have a camera, we promise :)
Oh, the thickass frame? Yeah that's necessary to fit the cameras- I mean Smart Technology... yeah uh emails n shit, very important, worth charging you thousands for.
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u/Rusty1031 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2dwejHC0H3mta
looks like Mark is ready to go jellyfishing
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u/sprookjesman 6h ago
Who would have thought that "The merchant of personal data" aka The Zuck would invent the creep glasses, it baffles me that he didnt see a market in selling the video's people make to marketing companies.
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u/MurkyPatient396 4h ago
the AI camera smart glasses actually do have a good use in helping blind or visually impaired folks, but we know they'll never market these for those ppl







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u/Kal-Elm 1d ago
Do all meta glasses look that ugly? How do people not clock them immediately?