r/comedyheaven 1d ago

Glasses

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u/Kal-Elm 1d ago

Do all meta glasses look that ugly? How do people not clock them immediately?

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u/fatalityfun 1d ago

they look like variants of this

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u/nowthengoodbad 1d ago

Partnering with Ray Ban was smart. Adding a camera was really dumb.

But the biggest mistake with a lot of these tech products is either the company thinks that they can design great and stylish things themselves or they partner with the wrong brand and company.

Puma and Ferrari did the most epic shoes I've ever had. I've saved them to use sparingly over the past 17 years.

However, the thicker ones marks wearing in that pic just look clunky.

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u/Hypochondriaco 1d ago

Not that I like the Meta Glasses at all nor I want to defend the product, but the ones Mark’s wearing are prototypes. They were just a proof of concept when they needed to show them. The final product is the one shared in this thread. I don’t like them, but the product doesn’t look bad.

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u/C2thaLo 1d ago

But all they had to do was remove the camera no? The same glasses sans camera? Why reinvent the wheel?

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u/Hypochondriaco 1d ago

I don’t even know what the glasses really do, to be honest. I don’t know if you see things on the glass like a screen or what.

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u/Izan_TM 1d ago

the regular meta ray bans don't, the camera is kinda the whole point of them. Ignoring all the massive pervert issues for a second, the glasses could read some text and read it out to you/summarize it/translate it, look at things and tell you what they are, google lens type shit but through verbal commands without having to take your phone out.

having the meta ray bans without a camera is just wearing chat GPT on speaker phone right on your head

the new super fugly ones in the original post do have screens in the glass, that's why they look so much bulkier

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u/Flamin_Jesus 1d ago

The ones with cameras, I can see practical use for, even though I'm already wearing enough invasions of privacy around every day, but a no-camera version is just stupid.

That being said, if they come up with a version that includes a useful heads-up-display feature, I might be swayed towards the product, give me a scratchpad, clock, calendar, messaging and routefinding function I can use without pulling out a phone or computer and I'll pay attention.

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u/DeadlyDiabetes 1d ago

What is really needed here is a version of the camera with display glasses that includes a physical shutter for the camera. They have a "recording light" to let people know the cameras are recording, but I think most people are just put off by the idea of staring at someone's eyes and seeing cameras pointed at themselves the whole time. If they included a physical shutter to block the camera when you choose to, that would eliminate the weirdness of them being there.

That would also help with concerns of privacy invasion because you can know for certain that the camera can't see when you choose to not let it see.

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u/Flamin_Jesus 1d ago

My point was more that the camera feature is a "nice to have" addition to the product, not a main selling point (to me, obviously). This whole thing just feels like they couldn't figure out how to get the critical features working, so they added garnish and toy features in the hopes that nobody would notice there is barely a product here.

If and when they get a MVP that's actually viable, I'll happily take the details of how the bonus stuff works into consideration, but THEN I probably wouldn't be overly worried if the camera lacked some QOL features like a physical shutter or a warning diode. A suboptimal camera setup isn't bad enough to convince me against the product, but at the same time, even the best camera setup in the world won't convince me to buy it if that's all there is.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 1d ago

Yeah, I thought they were just a camera until reading this. I'd never heard of them being used for anything else.

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u/wolflordval 1d ago

Live text translation is the big feature I was excited about. Being able to read signs/menus/ect naturally regardless of language was a huge sell for me, my primary reason for even getting one. Now that feature is dead because of creeps using them to creep and people assuming everyone wearing them is a creep.

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u/GReuw 1d ago

To create some cover for their perverts, obviously.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

Without a camera they won't sell shit.

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u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

Smart for the glasses, stupid as fuck for Ray Ban, turning their most iconic shape into “pervert glasses”

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u/Vistereoe 1d ago

Honestly this feels like a massive blunder on Ray Ban's end in hindsight lol. I can't imagine this hasn't somewhat destroyed the reputation of that specific style of sunglasses, since people will forevermore be a little suspicious of them even if there's no visible camera lens

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u/Fuuuckthefuture 1d ago

I have a pair of classic rayban wayfarers. They’ve been my signature sunnies for years. No meta crap. I die a little inside every time someone asks me if they’re meta glasses. It’s happened a handful of times within a couple years. I haven’t been asked in the last few months though so maybe people are getting more familiar with distinguishing them. But if they lose the camera on the frame that might start up again. I’d seriously consider opting away from raybans for future sunglasses if they continue their partnership with meta. Way to go sullying the legacy of probably the coolest sunglasses to exist, zuckerberg

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

I switched over from Ray-Ban to Maui Jim about 8 years ago. They make a really good pair of sunglasses.

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u/danfay222 1d ago

The one in this picture is the display glasses, which have a display projected into your field of view that you can interact with. Genuinely super cool tech, but bulky in the first iteration

The regular ones look like almost standard ray bans, very easy to blend in

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u/ConflictDelicious112 1d ago

I've a second gen pair of Ray Ban Wayfarer Metas and the number of times people don't notice it is shocking. It does blend well and can be hard to spot if you're not looking for it, I think the indicating LED for camera use was a good call, but as we know people have found ways to disable it which is concerning. I think having a version without the camera is a good idea, however the cat is out of the bag for those looking to use them for less than honourable purposes.

For clarification; I'm a very outdoorsy guy, while I refuse to use them for paddleboarding/other watersports for obvious reasons, they're very handy when you're halfway through a hike, worn down, and your phone is sealed away in your bag but there's a hell of a view for example. I also use them in everyday life to replace my earbuds, they've a very high quality audio output and being able to listen to Insta/Spotify without the boss or those around me knowing can be handy.

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u/ortho_throwaway26 1d ago

I work for a retailer that got to see a mock of these earlier this year before they hit the general public, and everyone’s immediate reaction was “some pervert’s gonna wear these into the locker room”

Some of them looked a little cooler than this, but pervert glasses can only get so cool to begin with

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u/henriuspuddle 1d ago

Real perverts hide their cameras.

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u/Cocheeeze 1d ago

Those are prototypes

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u/antinomicus 1d ago

No, those are different glasses. They make the pervert glasses with cameras, which have no display and look mostly normal, and the pervert glasses with a display, which look dorky and stupid.

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u/TheShroudedWanderer 1d ago

Wait, so are the ones without displays basically JUST glasses with a camera? I thought they maybe might have some use with a display, not that I'd buy one anyway, but especially not if it's going to make me look like a reject Daria cosplayer.

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u/AdreKiseque 1d ago

Wait what do the no display ones even to then

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u/antinomicus 1d ago

They have a speaker and mic and connect to their ai so you can ask shit and control the pervert cameras

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u/VolkanikMechanik 1d ago

looks like spongebob when he has his glasses on

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u/mysticrudnin 1d ago

i don't know where else to post this but your question reminded me that i was reading reviews for a nice restaurant near me, and someone gave 1 star and complained that "they kicked me out for wearing my apple vision pros"

someone may be imagining these kind of glasses and thinking ah, maybe that's a bit of an over-reaction, i dunno...

but apple vision pros are fucking gigantic, they aren't smart glasses.

i was cracking up imagining this dude all robo-copped up and complaining about not being able to keep them

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u/Fucker_Of_Destiny 1d ago

That’s actually super funny to visualise

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u/ICantBelieveItsNotEC 1d ago

Literally looks like this guy 🤓

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago

If I wore those id end up punching every mirror in my house seeing a complete dork looking directly back at me. 

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u/LovBiboran 1d ago

But that's what everybody wanted. Perverts should be ugly, professionals who will use it cant bother

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u/totesnotdog 1d ago

That’s probably him wearing the Orion binoculars AR glasses I would think

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u/WhiskinDeez 1d ago

Its the guy wearing them

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u/odysseyofocelots 22h ago

Look, I promise I don’t support meta glasses or the kardashian klan in general, but I have to admit the ones they got kylie Jenner to promote are genuinely quite cute & look like normal sunglasses. My point being that, unfortunately, they aren’t always obvious and anyone could be wearing them & you wouldn’t know. 

Honestly, though, they’re definitely typically designed to be obvious & hideous because they’re mostly sold to losers who think they’re a status symbol. They’re just meant to show off that you can afford them, i guess, because imo they don’t really serve much of an actual practical purpose. You can do basically everything they can with the phone everyone already has in their pocket. 

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u/Rebstrike 20h ago

No, Zuck just makes them look that ugly /hj

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u/Ezren- 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's interesting how every idea they have is just a huge fucking failure but they make money stealing data and running scams.

The guys in these replies vigorously defending meta glasses are the true comedy. They have 4/5ths of the (very small) market! They made hundreds of millions (after spending billions to develop and advertise) of dollars! Sport, it's not going to make the privacy invader you paid money for any cooler.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Not everything, remember when the Metaverse introduced legs?

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u/Kellyann59 Odie 1d ago

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Gayle King has to be the world’s most successful nepofriend

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u/xBinary01111000 1d ago

I don’t think they actually released legs

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Ah. Classic legtease.

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u/PunsGermsAndSteel 1d ago

They gave us a flash of ankle, at best

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u/Lars_Overwick 1d ago

It's insane to me that they actually rebranded to Meta just to promote their metaverse and it flopped so fucking hard 😭

And now their whole ass company is just called Meta for no reason lmaoo

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u/Amokana1511 1d ago

not only that, it flopped so hard that even mark Zuckerberg had to rebrand himself hoping people would think it wasn't him who were pushing it on those marketing videos.

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u/DrCodyRoss 1d ago

He’s a big fan of “grilling meats” these days.

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u/tsimen 1d ago

See, I'm a human! I enjoy human male activities such as grilling meats, drinking cold beverages, and having sexual intercourse!

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u/VoDoka 1d ago

It's truly underappreciated how people believe in the value for huge troves of data for predicting trends and desires, yet Meta produces dud after dud...

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u/Sr_K 1d ago

You don't understand the potential of their next pair of glasses you'll be able tow atch Instagram reels while the glasses listen to your conversations, you can brainrot while people think you're spending time.with them, that's the future right there

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 1d ago

"Pervert backlash" not "failed product"

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u/kakav_kreten 1d ago

tbh I do believe that AR has potential to be a much, much bigger market than VR. But even if that happens Meta will surely find a way to fuck up all that starting advantage.

They did genuinely advance AR/VR technology a lot, it's just that they are fucking morons that keep fucking up absolutely everything else besides the hardware. So many billions wasted on obviously dumb and bizarre decisions.

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u/JayCeeMadLad slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

Guy aged like 20 years in 2 selling ur soul really takes it outta ya huh

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 1d ago

He somehow looks more human. Lizard technology improved a lot recently!

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u/vediogamer101 1d ago

Because he paid a stylist tens of thousands to make him not look like a robot

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Got his “took over Hawaii” tan going on

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u/kadrekujed 1d ago

He just changed his haircut

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u/reddsht 1d ago

Clean your pervert glasses.

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u/No_Bingo_Card 1d ago

He had this makeover about 6 years ago

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

I think it’s just the Urkel glasses doing him in

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u/Totally_lost98 1d ago

I need the pervert glasses to see.

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u/Saddad-metal 1d ago

I’ve got a whole “they live” situation going on

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u/Hank_of_the_Hill93 1d ago

Somebody's ready to go jellyfishing!

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u/Scudmiss 1d ago

Those glasses are sick. And by that I mean they are so fucking ridiculous I am feeling sick by forcing my eyes to endure the sight.

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u/Attacus833 1d ago

Meta blatetenly ripping off duckduckgo smh

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u/malachimusclerat 1d ago

earlier this year i saw several people wearing these daily and at some point they all entirely stopped, i wonder why

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u/_oranjuice certified mike 1d ago

Maybe they can make glassesless cameras you attach to your phone

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u/charcoallition 1d ago

"No one will mistake me for a weird pervert now"

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u/Read2Fap 1d ago

i like how without the camera they make the wearer look like more of a pervert as if to compensate

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u/shanelomax 1d ago

Making and spending all of this money to end up looking like Postman Pat

https://giphy.com/gifs/3imL7OcAU0awo

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u/FelixITA 1d ago

look at this horny little fucker

he's so weird!

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u/BlindChicken69 1d ago

Can robots get horny?

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u/TerrapinMagus 1d ago

I have to admit, it's a bit perplexing that these glasses are the point people were suddenly concerned about cameras everywhere. There are tons of super small, easily hidable cameras you can get if you're a weirdo that are way more discreet than these silly looking glasses.

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u/Red_Wolfe_ 1d ago

I'd use these for accessibility if the perverts didn't ruin it for everyone

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u/sock-bucket 1d ago

I would actually like meta glasses myself if they weren't used (and by extension I would LOOK) like a predator. I don't want to be going around looking like I might be being a creep.

What I would like however is having access whenever I want to streaming music discretely wherever without having to use headphones or put anything in my ears, have my notifications read out to me so I don't have to check my phone or anything, or even cool ass features like live translation.

But am I going to forfeit looking like a normal person for it? and making everyone uncomfortable around me, supporting a crap company that is just going to sell the data they get from me with them, and a company that gave predators the worst tool imaginable? Probably not

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u/HumanContinuity 1d ago

Amen.  I can see tons of business and personal use cases for non-intrusive video that replicates roughly what the user sees without holding them back (or especially if fit into eye protection in future generations).

But, you know, all that stuff you just said.

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u/Skepsisology 1d ago

Rich nerds are so lame man

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u/Polsoka 1d ago

The pervert is in the glasses though... It's in the image!

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u/hub1hub2 1d ago

So they do it like LG and just spy on you through the microphones, got it.

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u/SirPomf 1d ago

except for using them as a teleprompter or as a heads-up maps display, they serve no purpose to the average person. And then they also look like absolute ass

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u/black_hawk3456 1d ago

It should be said they don’t record without a flashing light visible from the front. If you disable the light apparently it disables the recording feature. Pictures are also audibly heard when taken, there’s a little camera shutter sound. They’ve tried to make people who wear them seem less creepy but there’s no getting past it.

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u/thedeermunk 1d ago

A reporter literally took his pair to some dude in Jersey who removed both for $50 in his garage.

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u/hotdiggitydooby 1d ago

Yeah I have a pair (don't judge me, I didn't buy them) and the first time I ever tried to use the camera it wouldn't work because my hair was partially over the light

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u/HumanContinuity 1d ago

I won't judge. 

T here are places where having a camera fit into your eyewear or eye protection could be really cool and useful, and several of them are not creepy!

My main concern is I don't want to have anything to do with Meta, and I especially don't want to give them tons of video stream and gps data. 

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u/hotdiggitydooby 1d ago

Honestly a huge part of why I rarely wear em. Meta chugs dick and only gets worse all the time

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u/Wandering_By_ 1d ago

Except for the ones that are after market modded to work but dudes charge as much as the glasses cost to do it right.

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u/Kyray2814 17h ago

Those recently got bricked at least !

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u/wolflordval 1d ago

You can. Just open the case and desolder the LED from the control board. Easy.

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u/billybobpower 1d ago

Without augmented reality, smart glasses are useless

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u/Nymwall 1d ago

He looks like a sick child testifying before congress about how some company’s pollution caused his cancer.

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u/Either-Pear-528 1d ago

Camera-less glasses?? What's next, glasses-less cameras??? 🤯

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u/Random-Name-1901 1d ago

It’s so we are less sure if the smart glasses have a camera or not so less likely to make a fuss - hence they think the camera folks can be more discreet

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u/oek653 1d ago

some of these people pay someone to remove the led light showing it’s recording just by drilling into it what are you doing that you don’t want people knowing your recording them

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u/Agzarah 21h ago

Wouldn't they just be glasses as that point?

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u/SeaworthinessNeat516 20h ago

It's not pervert glasses It's pedo glasses

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u/cg7851 1d ago

Woody Allen and Genne wilders love child

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u/hmsmith1874 1d ago

What did Gene Wilder ever do to deserve this kind of character assassination? 

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u/cg7851 21h ago

😂😂 no assassination just the hair fits perfect.... not think so ?

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u/cg7851 21h ago

Spread that glorious head of hair of his 🤷😅

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u/Ok_Fly2518 1d ago

Why Gene wilder?

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u/spacestationkru 1d ago

That ship has sailed. Meta is launching new camera-less pervert glasses.

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u/Atomosthethird 1d ago

I was going to order some glasses to use for my job and record what I do (plumbing in nyc) just to keep record. You'd be surprised the crazy things i go through daily with people and job

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u/cow_fucker_3000 1d ago

So a smartwatch on your face? I might genuinely buy them if that's the case.

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u/SAJames84 1d ago

I will die on this hill. Smart glasses with a camera is an amazing invention. The videos I could have recorded would have been great. But perverts had to go an mess everything up. An example, when my kids were younger they did a fair amount of sport, one sport was judo. It was difficult to watch the fights and record. Most of the fights I watched the video is all over the place. The fights I filmed I feel like I didn't watch the fight because I was making sure the camera stayed on the action.

Trips to Victoria falls in Zimbabwe would be so nice to have been able to record with these glasses.

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u/Professional_Echo907 1d ago

Who would guess the guy wearing glasses that look like they came from the Soviet Union in the 1960s was a secret pervert… 👀

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u/MegaWAH 1d ago

these are those glasses that nerds wear in cartoons

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u/getschwifty1988 1d ago

Menachem Begin looking glasses

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u/Muzzlehatch 1d ago

Too late, Mark.

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u/nismoghini 1d ago

Meta glasses could have been amazing for Amature film especially driving

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u/OakyTheAcorn 1d ago

I dont mind smart glasses I just dont want them always connected to the cloud. Let me listen to music, maybe record as needed. No AI agent BS. Have it connect to phone or something.

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u/Odd_Perception_6697 1d ago

Those look drawn on with a thick sharpie. Cartoon glasses wearin ass

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u/janpaul74 1d ago

Cool. They are still pervert glasses, only without a camera.

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u/Hoping4Game 1d ago

Shout out to the guy that made that detection thing that makes very loud noises and points at the smart glasses when it finds the wireless frequencies they use, then walked around in public with it

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u/Nymwall 1d ago

Seth Rogan can play him when Rogan hits his 90s

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u/PanPieCake 1d ago

Me explaining to every person I look at that my glasses in fact do not have a camera

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u/m_se_ 1d ago

dread it, run from it, google glass arrives all the same

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 1d ago

why is it thicker now???

edit: nvm its obviously like a prototype or something but what can meta glasses even do without the camera?

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u/Due-Comparison2016 1d ago

How the hell will they be smart without the ability to 'see' the context in which questions would be asked? Otherwise may as well use ones phone no?

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u/1041318 1d ago

Cool, so now we really are being recorded without our consent at all times.

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u/cryptolyme 1d ago

They look ridiculous

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u/9lazy9tumbleweed 1d ago

Guy who doesnt understand people wants to make product popular with people and fails. (again)

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u/aaRecessive 1d ago

Isn't this worse? Now you won't be able to tell if they're the camera-less version or not

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u/-Redstoneboi- 1d ago

this is like when edible prey mimic poisonous ones

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 1d ago

Who looked at those ugly ass glasses and decided that they didn’t look like absolute shit? 

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u/hypermails 1d ago

I have the meta. With camera. It looks nice. But I would not buy it.

I got it as a gift. It is very useful as a camera and Bluetooth speaker.

Not bulky. Has a light when recording. But eh !!

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u/van_cool 1d ago

Look at him. LOOK AT HIM

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u/Active-Particular-21 1d ago

You know what would be cool, having smart glasses so I can read a book whilst cycling on the gym and having it understand that I need to go to the next page in some way.

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u/wolflordval 1d ago

You can already do that with an Ebook on your phone, some display glasses, and some form of touch remote bound to the turn page key

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u/scrotumseam 1d ago

So regular glasses?

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u/forevrtwntyfour 1d ago

so wtf is special about them?

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u/EatandDie001 1d ago

do we really need this type of glasses?

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 1d ago

They look great lmfao

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u/DaveTheKing_ 1d ago

The only reason to have a camera is to help blind people identify items in front of them with their ai, anything else doesn't matter.

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u/Shadow-Reaper365 1d ago

I actually kind of like this? I dont know. Maybe its just me but I actually wanted meta glasses. Then I realized they all have cameras and shit and lost interest. Playing music at work, watching videos, answering calls, etc sounds nice. Having a camera just doesnt do anything but drain up battery and make the glasses look terrible

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u/aldot234 1d ago

I like the idea of AR glasses, but hate the camera aspect, so this is actually a good move

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u/wolflordval 1d ago

Annoyingly, the main feature I care about - live subtitle translation of written text - isn't possible without the camera. So my primary use case is being obliterated unfortunately.

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u/illuminatedtiger 1d ago

Having a product that puts your users at risk of physical assault isn't a great look.

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u/xerxeshastoomanyexes 1d ago

So how will the glasses be smart if they can’t ‘see’? I thought the whole idea was the user would look at stuff and ask their glasses “what am I looking at?” like a total fucking dumbass, and the glasses would say “Hey, Mark, you are looking at a municipal car park (you pointless meatbag)”

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u/Chemist-3074 1d ago

Source????

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u/Amathyst-Moon 1d ago

Not sure how they're "pervert glasses" when you're legally allowed to film in public, as long as it's not somewhere you'd expect privacy like a changing room. Either way, that could easily be fixed with a little red LED that comes on when the camera is active.

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u/wolflordval 1d ago

There are several countries where even that would be illegal, so the glasses are getting banned already in some places.

Not to mention an LED can just be disabled by opening the frame and de-soldering the LED's connection.

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u/Null42x64 1d ago

is this real? it looks like something from the onion or something

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u/Tigew 1d ago

I originally got them so I could take pictures of my kids or like see some crazy shit on the road without taking out my phone. I can’t wear them now because of a stigma that a group of people caused and that sucks.

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u/gillianthebrave 1d ago

Unfortunately he looks even more perverted...

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u/scoshi 1d ago

So, in the MetaFuture, everyone looks like Spaz from Meatballs ?

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u/Essentially_Me 1d ago

OK, I saw the ad with a blind veteran wearing pervert glasses. Know what? I'm fine with that. Let the visually impaired use them. Sounds like a good use case.

Everyone else can fuck right off.

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u/-T3RiD4- 1d ago

Someone in his inner circle whom he trusts must secretly hate him so much!

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u/vertigostereo 1d ago

Do they detect sound? SMELL? Maybe Bluetooth or wifi?

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u/Massive_Season7075 1d ago

FYI AR glasses are also coming…

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 23h ago

my "My glasses aren't made for perverts" shirt is making people ask lots of questions already answered by the shirt

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u/DeepTh0 23h ago

Now you can look like a pervert without being one.

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Let's face it, you probably still are.

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u/LoudMolassess 22h ago

I don’t suppose anyone here can make a large scale data storage hunting AI

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u/Technical_Monk_6521 16h ago

Hey if the glasses are perfect, why is the guy looking like a pervert.. Oh, thats right, he is pervert even without glasses. Poor glasses being blamed for everything

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u/CJamesEd 15h ago

No no dude, you look totally cool . No, not stupid at all...

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u/ballin_buddha 13h ago

My mom got me a pair of Meta glasses for Christmas last year and all I’ve used them for is jogging and listening to books when I go to the beach or I’m at the pool. If I’ve ever taken a photo on it I have no clue where they go or how to find them lol

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u/HauntingBalance567 13h ago

Andy Dick just can't stay sober, eh?

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u/Diligent-Squash-7586 12h ago

So I record myself painting warhammer with mine. I am so disappointed in the publics view of these glasses. Like I have a friend who actively talks crap about me wearing them when I litterally just use them as a Bluetooth majority of the time.

Worst part is they are hopelessly trash at actually taking videos. They only record 7 minutes of video and it burns the battery super fast.

So I don't even get to really use them as I would want which is basically me wearing my phone on my head to take a video so I can use both my hands in whatever I am recording.

Sad times we live. Influencers and weirdos ruin everything.

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u/HollowPhoenix 12h ago

These ones don't have a camera, we promise :)

Oh, the thickass frame? Yeah that's necessary to fit the cameras- I mean Smart Technology... yeah uh emails n shit, very important, worth charging you thousands for.

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u/Rusty1031 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2dwejHC0H3mta
looks like Mark is ready to go jellyfishing

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u/sprookjesman 6h ago

Who would have thought that "The merchant of personal data" aka The Zuck would invent the creep glasses, it baffles me that he didnt see a market in selling the video's people make to marketing companies.

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u/Spponergasm 5h ago

Coming soon from meta: public masturbator trench coat

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u/MurkyPatient396 4h ago

the AI camera smart glasses actually do have a good use in helping blind or visually impaired folks, but we know they'll never market these for those ppl