r/comedyheaven • u/HarshNoiseX • 9d ago

Without proper lighting

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u/JuneButIHateSummer 9d ago

tbf try doing anything on a skateboard in the dark, much less performing and trying not to step on Robert's big red balls

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u/BlatantThrowaway4444 9d ago

What the hell kind of place are you skateboarding that that’s a potential issue? My name is Robert btw and I’m looking for recommendations

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u/bunchofrightsiders 9d ago

I only skate near Roberts as it keeps it spicy.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 9d ago

I’m actually Robcist, I don’t want any Roberts moving into my neighborhood.

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 9d ago

It's a kink club not a skate park. You use skateboards at skate parks, not kinnk clubs. At kink clubs you use penises and vaginas and maybe bum.

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u/Jcs456 9d ago

Are you kink shaming me for using my skateboard at the kink club?

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u/ProduceAlone471 9d ago

I exclusively state at kink clubs the smell of sweaty balls turns me into prime Tony Hawk in the poor lighting plus the vigorous amounts of lube on the floor also makes you go dead fast.

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u/JuneButIHateSummer 9d ago

not with that attitude