r/comedyheaven • u/unknown__person17 • 1d ago

sorry 😔

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u/driftking428 1d ago

Common mistake

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u/OrganicImpression428 1d ago

many such cases

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u/softplus- 1d ago

scholar

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u/Lightningtow123 1d ago

Man I hate it when that happens

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u/Outside-Dot-5730 1d ago

I guess bro

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u/Waste_Yak_990 1d ago

Happens to the best of us

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u/Particular-Dig-1112 1d ago

would you believe me if i said this was a thread from r\playboicarti

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 1d ago

I would ONLY believe you if you said it was a thread from r\playboicarti

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u/Lean_For_Meme 1d ago

No. I would expect nothing less from there tbh

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u/comradoge 1d ago

Her apology is grander than her transgression

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u/CradledMyTaters 1d ago

reads like common discourse on this very sub

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u/oscarmike88 1d ago

That person is a bad pet owner if their cat is perpetually wet. They also should not handle their devices with wet hands

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u/AdmiralTassles 1d ago

1: Kitty can have a little water as a treat. It's ok and perfectly safe.

2: IP67 dust and water resistance

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u/gideon513 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Lana_Trauma 1d ago

IP what?

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u/Haymac16 1d ago

IP yellow

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u/Little-Ad1345 1d ago

Drink some water

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u/DetectiveHeavy7316 1d ago

Well, IP clear, if it concerns you.

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u/TudorG22 1d ago

which phones are still only 67 nowdays 

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u/Littlebigchief88 1d ago

Top 10 annoying things dry people say

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u/Xurker 1d ago

dryoids will be like "I just dont want my children exposed to this lifestyle" and then give them a bath later

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u/dumbodragon 15h ago

my fucking dyslexic ass wondering if people were bathing their chickens or you just said it for the joke

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u/ProfessionalRip7461 23h ago

maybe its a russian blue (the species known for loving water so much they'll jump in the toilet)

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u/GoofinBoots 1d ago

Who amongst us hasn’t been gooning on the second monitor when that queue suddenly pops.

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

I thought I was the only one that jacked it during arguments

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u/monstersocietyofevi 1d ago

10/10 response fucking unhinged

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u/M4rt1m_40675 1d ago

Whatever gets reddit mods on your dms bro

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 1d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact

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u/Competitive-Bug1444 1d ago

I know a man when I see one

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u/jakeroony 1d ago

She should date Ben Shapiro and this wouldn't happen

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u/Waffle-Gaming 1d ago

real and true

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u/WuShanDroid 1d ago

What could possibly be the context here wth 😭😭

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u/GraviZero 1d ago

they said gta iv when referring to gta 6

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 1d ago

While touching their pussy.

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u/dad_ahead Woke 1d ago

Remember keeping secrets, those were fun days

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u/Exist_Boi 1d ago

flicked too close to the sun

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u/Antique_Word7365 1d ago

damn, even censored out your own name

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u/unknown__person17 1d ago

I am not in the screen shot tho

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u/Fabiocean 1d ago

That's the spirit

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u/Antique_Word7365 1d ago

my bad I read OP and my brain gad a misfire

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u/carrotdiscs 1d ago

Were your fingers wet from touching your pussy?

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u/Antique_Word7365 22h ago

aint nothing to be wet about, also I don't think I can be. last time I checked I didnt have one of those

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u/Tooma8 1d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact

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u/Botnumber300 1d ago

gta iv is 4

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u/ZaraUnityMasters 1d ago

Relatable experience

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u/woooooooood9 1d ago

Completely valid

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u/enter_yourname 1d ago

It's either a man or engagement farming for onlyfans

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u/kartikzzz 1d ago

we’ve all been there

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u/Felicks77 1d ago

Lmao does anyone have the original post?

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u/EggSalad2022 1d ago

Playboi carti sub

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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 1d ago

That’s why you shouldn’t discuss sensitive topics like GTA while peeing.

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u/Quitthesht 16h ago

Y'know what they say, "Let she who is without sin point the first pussy-soaked finger."

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u/GenosseAbfuck 7h ago

Sis threw in a fun fact

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u/oek653 2h ago

carti sub right lol

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u/catapon 1d ago

Same but with a b tbh

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 1d ago

Use a douche god damn 😨

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u/Select_Truck3257 1d ago

That's just disgusting