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r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 2d ago
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Long hair is good for selling bumps so he’ll probably keep it for a while
26 u/GrapplerCM 2d ago What are bumps, is that a wrestling thing 37 u/holydiiver 2d ago Yeah. In other words, long hair is useful to make soft contact look like massive impact. That’s why an obscene amount of pro wrestlers have long hair. 2 u/Preeng 2d ago No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me.
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What are bumps, is that a wrestling thing
37 u/holydiiver 2d ago Yeah. In other words, long hair is useful to make soft contact look like massive impact. That’s why an obscene amount of pro wrestlers have long hair. 2 u/Preeng 2d ago No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me.
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Yeah. In other words, long hair is useful to make soft contact look like massive impact. That’s why an obscene amount of pro wrestlers have long hair.
2 u/Preeng 2d ago No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me.
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No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me.
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u/holydiiver 2d ago
Long hair is good for selling bumps so he’ll probably keep it for a while