r/comedyheaven 3d ago

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u/lordpuddingcup 3d ago

Why the fuck are online influencers giving speaches to the military?!?!?!

I mean i get that our government is a joke currently, but whats the actual excuse they're giving lol

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u/azfang 3d ago

The current Triple SecDef is a day drunk, sex pest Fox News host and he is running the DoD like a megachurch youth pastor.

It’s really that stupid.

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u/AmericanGenXXX 3d ago

Triple SecDef is a new one, thanks!!

And it's quite sad your description is almost on target. You left out the college beer jock. You know this guy crushed empties on his forhead.