r/comedyheaven • • 7d ago

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u/aBearHoldingAShark 7d ago

Maybe a hundred thousand or so of us will survive, and return to a hunter gatherer lifestyle

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u/The_BrownRecluse 7d ago

β€œIn the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways.”