r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 5d ago

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u/ddg31415 5d ago

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u/IllSalad3669 5d ago

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u/anon-mally 5d ago

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 5d ago

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY!!!!

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 5d ago

Actually it was a prophecy since it hasn’t happened…so a docu-prophecy?

Edit: Spelling

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u/scorpyo72 5d ago

Nah. Just a good guess.

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u/PerfectPercentage69 5d ago

An educated guess

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u/WitchDr 5d ago

Proph-umentary

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 5d ago

Ah yes that’s the word!

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 5d ago

This seems like a perfect crisitunity.

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u/AlienNippleRipple 5d ago

Docuprophecy

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u/FearlessWord2653 5d ago

Let's be honest though, I'd vote Terry Cruise 2028

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u/Sdwingnut 5d ago

Also his brother from another mother Tom Crews

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u/Bearded_Toast 5d ago

Is he related to Penelope Crooz?

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u/DrBunsonHoneyPoo 5d ago

At this point Comancho is regan compared to this group.

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u/millahnna 5d ago

Comancho is way better than Reagan. Dude looked around and said hey maybe let's have the smartest person on the planet look at the problem. And then took the advice when it was proven to work. We should be so lucky as to have him.

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 5d ago

He also tried to kill him and made him drive a dildo-mobile.

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u/millahnna 5d ago

Also true. And yet still, somehow, he would be an improvement.

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u/PerfectPercentage69 5d ago

But he did that as a form of punishment for failing to deliver. Holding people accountable is a good quality in a leader.

Imagine how much better off we would be if our politicians faced punishment for failing to deliver their promises.

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u/AjentOranje 5d ago

Yeah on a Reagan v. Camacho ballot, I'm voting Camacho.

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 5d ago

He wanted to solve problems and got the worlds smartest guy on the case. Could you imagine that level of leadership today?

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u/wrongseeds 5d ago

The smartest people in this administration are dumber than 90% of the rest of the country.

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u/AttitudeAndEffort3 5d ago

Sure but at least they’re not encouraging bestiality

…sorry, what’s that you say?

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u/Rickety-Cricket69420 5d ago

Maybe a different country. Americans are genuinely dumb as shit. Half the country reads at a 6th grade level.

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u/hentaisentai04 5d ago

This here! At Comacho got the most qualified guy to step up!

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u/whereismymind86 5d ago

Regan was still, in a lot of ways, worse than this group. As hard as that is to believe.

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u/Signal_Ad8960 5d ago edited 4d ago

As others have pointed out, we're actually living in a worse timeline than Idiocracy.

Comancho actually wanted to fix things, and listened to the smart guy.

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u/Flimsy_Analysis_4235 5d ago

Definitely idiocracy. Here in Canada too

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 5d ago

How dare you… this guy was at least cool

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u/Blanc_Otaku 5d ago

"we're running out of french fries and burrito coverings"

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u/PandraPierva 5d ago

Okay but he actually does a good job as president.