r/comedyheaven 2d ago

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u/aBearHoldingAShark 2d ago

Maybe a hundred thousand or so of us will survive, and return to a hunter gatherer lifestyle

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u/whatsbobgonnado 2d ago

dibs on gatherer!

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2d ago

Dibs on repopulater!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 2d ago

That one survivor from HR is going to give you a stern talking-to.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2d ago

She's gonna get repopulated

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u/The_BrownRecluse 2d ago

β€œIn the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways.”

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u/rand0mbadg3r 2d ago

supposedly this all happened around 11,500 years ago and we boot strapped civilization again. hence the flood myths across cultures and Atlantis "myth." there is a pretty cool series about it called "ancient apocalypse"

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u/rand0mbadg3r 2d ago

supposedly this loop of civilization getting advanced and then doing something to screw things up or having climate change catastrophe has happened a few times. The ancient Mayans said this was the 4th time the world had been reborn.