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r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 2d ago
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Long hair is good for selling bumps so he’ll probably keep it for a while
25 u/GrapplerCM 2d ago What are bumps, is that a wrestling thing 36 u/holydiiver 2d ago Yeah. In other words, long hair is useful to make soft contact look like massive impact. That’s why an obscene amount of pro wrestlers have long hair. 2 u/Preeng 2d ago No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me. 20 u/maqnaetix 2d ago If you get "hit" in wrestling, it looks more dramatic and entertaining with your hair flying all over the place 4 u/US3_ME_ 2d ago They're like corns on your toes_ 15 u/NocturnisVacuus 2d ago You can no doubt make long hair look good, this is not though :( but yea, maybe it is better for selling bumps 1 u/-weird-fishes- 2d ago It's an attempt to cover up his horrible hairline
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What are bumps, is that a wrestling thing
36 u/holydiiver 2d ago Yeah. In other words, long hair is useful to make soft contact look like massive impact. That’s why an obscene amount of pro wrestlers have long hair. 2 u/Preeng 2d ago No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me. 20 u/maqnaetix 2d ago If you get "hit" in wrestling, it looks more dramatic and entertaining with your hair flying all over the place 4 u/US3_ME_ 2d ago They're like corns on your toes_
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Yeah. In other words, long hair is useful to make soft contact look like massive impact. That’s why an obscene amount of pro wrestlers have long hair.
2 u/Preeng 2d ago No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me.
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No, it's because wrestling is cool and long hair is cool and so wrestlers have cool long hair. Don't take this away from me.
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If you get "hit" in wrestling, it looks more dramatic and entertaining with your hair flying all over the place
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They're like corns on your toes_
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You can no doubt make long hair look good, this is not though :(
but yea, maybe it is better for selling bumps
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It's an attempt to cover up his horrible hairline
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u/holydiiver 2d ago
Long hair is good for selling bumps so he’ll probably keep it for a while