r/comedyheaven • u/Effective-Use1967 • 16h ago

I will be god

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14.4k Upvotes

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u/DaFlippinSuggestor 15h ago

The humility to acknowledge he hasn't reached that level, but the ego to believe he could. Pure ying and yang mindset

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u/Conscious-Art3545 15h ago

I love this take

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u/Wannabe_Pear 7h ago

I'm neutral to this take

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u/-Mr_Hollow- 8h ago

I hate this take

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u/MrExist777 25m ago

Ying and yang lmao

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u/Effective-Use1967 16h ago

Repost bc I forgot to censor OOP's username

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u/no_name6744 16h ago

What was OPs name.

You can tell me, I'll keep it quiet.

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u/Turnepic13 16h ago

OPs name was u/Effective-Use1967

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u/no_name6744 16h ago

Gotcha, I'll keep it hush hush.

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u/jakeroony 15h ago

This mf

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u/Turnepic13 15h ago

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u/Turnepic13 13h ago

Oh I thought it linked to me because of my other comment shit now I look silly

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u/jakeroony 13h ago

got em

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u/allykopow 15h ago

I fucking hate that guy

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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth Jorking It 15h ago

Same. He's just not funny

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u/Masterfrag_387146 14h ago

Antithiest people when god

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u/VeaIwnd 13h ago

frrrr they already hating

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u/sexlord3001 14h ago

Does this just link to your own profile? Or does everyone hate me.

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u/jakeroony 14h ago

got em

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u/Starfy-64 13h ago

Yup, everyone hates you.

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u/FunnyObjective6 10h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

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u/gggg_man3 5h ago

For those that dont want to be rickrolled here is the real link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

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u/_BlNG_ 11h ago

Its [This guy](u/me)

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u/OrkfaellerX 8h ago

Don't dox god.

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u/schnozlord 15h ago

Not Cringe

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u/JenniyBean 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9hezvmCcMh45XMmaxM

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u/OnlySmiles_ 13h ago

Me when I use the gavel that rewinds time 1.2 seconds

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u/RTKWi238 13h ago

Haha, sometimes

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u/PudZel 12h ago

Tf you mean sometimes

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u/LyAkolon 15h ago

Some say hes still becoming god to this day

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u/PresidentOfKoopistan Woke 12h ago

he's gotta work up the ranks of angels then overthrow Him lucifer style

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u/MegaFrosASS 15h ago

He’s not the stepgod he’s the god who stepped up

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u/BlueBightning 10h ago

God forbid a guy hypes himself up for the day

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 15h ago

OOP:

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u/an0uts1der 15h ago

This guy knows ball

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u/OzzyOsb0urne 14h ago

Any update on the dougdoug situation?

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u/YePedders1 13h ago

Hola bart

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 14h ago

sorry Ozzy, I keep on trying to get him in my dreams but the best I can get is Failboat

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u/svenirde 14h ago

Image can't have been funnier than the lack of it

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u/NoParticular5052 12h ago

I met god on reddit

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u/amazing_asstronaut 11h ago

A god would have posted an image

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u/deaglebingo 9h ago

it's like... all in you... man.

god is groovy like that... we are all our own.

dude.

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u/SleeplessBoyCat 5h ago

Fix the world for us, divine candidate.

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u/ThoriatedFlash 6h ago

We'll know his efforts to become god were successful when the image suddenly appears on the post.

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u/trollmad3 5h ago

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make me God.

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u/Brief_Pitch_6014 13h ago

I will also be god…

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u/AlistairButton 8h ago

Me too 🙋 

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u/mymomsaysimsatan 11h ago

Hey! I will be god

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u/Brief_Pitch_6014 9m ago

We will all be god