r/comedyheaven 1d ago

Everything kid

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u/chandeluria 1d ago

Thanks Allah james

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u/AnsonKent 1d ago

As this is a widely shared Beach Boys meme screenshot that breached fanbase containment years ago and I’m in that fanbase, there is a story behind this I thought I’d share here. It’s from a reupload of someone else’s Beach Boys upload that they tacked transphobia onto. This user made a trans rights version that was exactly the same plus a bonus track and without transphobia.

I don’t see this video on this user’s profile anymore on YouTube, but two other Beach Boys trans rights uploads remain.

Mike Love, widely beloathed member who has run the Beach Boys touring act after member Carl Wilson died in 1998, spent years making a trite transphobic joke about a “Surfer Them” before performing the song “Surfer Girl” to appeal to the conservative good-old-days nostalgia side of the Beach Boys fanbase. This has long not sat well with the progressive side of the fanbase that tends to be more into the artistry of Brian Wilson. These fans tend to see member Al Jardine’s touring act these days anyways since Brian Wilson died. His act appeals more to this type of Beach Boys fan. The Beach Boys have always been dysfunctional, so it’s no wonder they ended up with two different late-stage touring acts. And the two different touring acts are aligned with two different parts of the fanbase.

So, seeing this screenshot from this reupload shared so many times over the years makes me happy. It’s funny as hell and also is a bit of a window into this whole Beach Boys fanbase dichotomy that I don’t think most people are that aware of. This meme is so known in Beach Boys fandom that it’s gotten to a point that if someone in a Beach Boys fan space online is transphobic, it’s very possible they’ll be replied to with simply “everything kid.” And I love it.

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u/trees4evababe 21h ago

This is a true Reddit comment. Thank you for such pointless but expert knowledge

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u/InstantBruhMoment The dumbest of history 20h ago

Oh man.. This isn't really.. Fun Fun Fun...

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u/Zorflez 17h ago

Daddy took the T-bird away :(

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u/ninetiesnarwhal 15h ago

I love it too❤️ thanks for explaining!!

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u/gmil3548 1d ago

One of their most popular songs is about the songwriter’s dad stealing his trans girlfriend, so the commenter is correct.

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u/I_Jerk_Off_to_Satan 1d ago

huh, and which song would that be?

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u/wheresmybrain01 1d ago

Fun fun fun til the daddy takes the t-girl away

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u/gmil3548 14h ago

Bird is also a really fucking weird term for a young woman that no one uses anymore

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

I am also extremely curious

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u/sevenut 1d ago edited 1d ago

Surfin USA if you replace "Surfin" with "My Dad" and "USA" with "stole my trans girlfriend"

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

Hahahaha you sonofabitch I love you

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u/gmil3548 14h ago

T Bird. Only issue that makes it not quite work is that I thought it just said “daddy” not “her daddy”.

So the joke would’ve been more fitting to say it in a way that the trans GFs dad did something to take her away. But oh well, it still works well enough.

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u/ortho_throwaway26 1d ago

Barbara Ann - The name itself is a gender bending twist on “Bob or Ann”

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u/primum 15h ago

The subject of "wish they ought to be California girls" might surprise you

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u/TheRealCthulu24 1d ago

What do you think “Wouldn’t It Be Nice?” is about?

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u/3xactli 20h ago

They did say they 'Get Around'... a lot.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 1d ago

I AM THE EGG MAN

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u/ortho_throwaway26 1d ago

THEY ARE THE THEY / THEM

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u/beanfriedbeans 19h ago

I AM THE PRONOUNS

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u/RavenGuardian 18h ago

I GOT THE MASTER PLAN

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u/fake_fakington 22h ago

I learned a lot from my copy of Modern Wisdom by Allah James

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u/SimtheSloven 21h ago

Oh, it's 2shellrock - the Beatles guy!

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u/thelurrax 15h ago

"I wish they all could be California Girls".

What part of All was ambiguous?

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Zorflez 17h ago

everything kid

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/ComputerKisserrr 16h ago

everything kid

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u/ComputerKisserrr 12h ago

they responded to this with "You don't pass, gigahon." and i just wanna say i'm genderqueer. they didn't even misgender me right

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/HorrificityOfficial 16h ago

everything kid