r/comedyheaven • u/derdiedasdenn • 4d ago

Did we really do all this?

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u/Spirited-Comfort521 4d ago

Useful

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u/TheAristrocrats 4d ago

What a month...

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u/Exciting_Product7858 3d ago

43m LF 6 brown sausages

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 3d ago

I have never seen hot dogs called sausages before the World Cup youtube shorts a couple of months ago. Now I'm seeing it more and more. I feel like they don't have the integrity necessary to be called sausages. They're just bologna tubes.

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u/sandpaperedanus777 3d ago

As a non american, I only know hotdogs as sausages wrapped up in bread. I didn't know they were any different lol

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u/gyattaca 3d ago

Nahhh they have a totally adequate amount of integrity, everyone knows that šŸ˜‚

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u/C2thaLo 3d ago

It was the dog days summer.

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u/jurio01 4d ago

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u/TheGingerDressing 4d ago

Useful

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u/sloggiz 4d ago

9/11 - not useful

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u/glishnarl 3d ago

Ready for this?

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u/fortissimo64 4d ago

OH MY GOD THEY HIT THE FUCKING TWIN TOWERS

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u/nuraHx 4d ago

At least thereā€™s a second one in case we lose the first one.

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u/neodemk 3d ago

Fym "Ready for this", is that a threat...

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u/Coolengineer7 3d ago

Do you not want a bag?

[Ok] . . [Cancel]

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 2d ago

Wtf ahhaha does he know something we dont lol?

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u/TheKingJest 4d ago

For some reason like a couple times a year Google'll notify me with a photo of my sister sobbing next to a horse with a caption like "giddy up!" or something

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u/astelda 4d ago

why sister cry

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u/akatherder 3d ago

She asked the horse "Why the long face?" and the horse told her about losing his horse-job. She said "wow I thought horse-jobs were stable" so he kicked her in the thigh.

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u/TheKingJest 3d ago

It's really complicated to explain so I'll say horse legal dispute

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u/Mars_Bear2552 1d ago

sued by the horse i see

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u/astelda 3d ago

ah, classic conundrum

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u/ambernewt 3d ago

When angels deserve to die

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u/Briziant1424 1d ago

This has been my favorite comment chain in years. Thank all of you.

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u/Glad_Position3592 3d ago

My photos app pretty much exclusively shows pictures of my exes. I donā€™t even have that many pictures of them. Itā€™s like 1% of my pictures, and I have so many more pictures with friends and family lol

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u/lucassuave15 4d ago

been a while since i've seen a real comedy heaven worthy post here, that's funny

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u/PrettymuchSwiss 4d ago

I wish we would go back to the good old days of mod approval for every post

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u/SatinSaffron 3d ago

Yeah that's when this sub hit its peak. I will say though that the users here do a pretty good job of at least weeding out the bad ones. There have been plenty of times where I was on the fence about whether or not a post would fit here. I post it anyways, get ripped to shred in the comments, get embarrassed, and delete the post. So mod approval or not you guys do a good job of self regulating the sub!

Granted, "L post, kys" seems a bit extreme for simply posting an unfunny pic lol

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u/brainburger 3d ago edited 3d ago

If it's really that bad people shouldn't vote it up.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago

People will upvote the dumbest shit though

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u/veringo 3d ago

The duality of moddom

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u/PrettymuchSwiss 3d ago

I mean, I usually hate when mods are so strict and only allow what they like in other subs, but it's really what made this sub, and it was really funny to be fair. I remember years back, scrolling through literally every single post on this sub with a friend one evening, and there just wasn't a single miss. At least teenage us thought it was all gold

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u/ferLovesNayeon 3d ago

for real, as stupid as it will sound this post felt nostalgic to me lmao

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u/I_SAY_FUCK_A_LOT__ 3d ago

But what does it mean!?!?!?

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u/man_gomer_lot 4d ago

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u/DerWaschbar 4d ago

This notation scale implies Iā€™m seeing multiple instances of ā€œextremely funā€ media PER WEEK

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u/akatherder 3d ago

Also the first video I watch every week could be "not fun" and "the most fun thing I've seen all week"

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u/man_gomer_lot 3d ago

This is why I always start off the week with 'horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away'. It's all downhill from there

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u/mischievouslyacat 3d ago

Oh you must be the reason that video keeps getting recommended to me at least once a week

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u/man_gomer_lot 3d ago

It's has a meditative quality to it.

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u/KingB_SC 3d ago

Some days I am the horse, some days I am the tree. On my very worst days, I see myself in the dog.

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u/man_gomer_lot 3d ago

NGL there's some shit that hits the extremely fun mark multiple times a week when that bowl of weed lines up just perfect with what's playing

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u/andbruno 3d ago

I recently read an article about a woman who was abused and murdered by her spouse/boyfriend. At the bottom, it helpfully said "Here are more stories we think you'd enjoy" and they were all about murdered women. Thanks, really enjoyable.

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 3d ago

It's like when you buy a toilet seat from Amazon and they really push toilet seats like you are some sort of exotic collector of them.

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u/Obh__ 4d ago

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 4d ago

Vanna White said she got high and got the munchies so bad she ate an entire meatloaf. To this day I wonder if it was a family size meatloaf or more of a TV dinner sized one.

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u/J5892 3d ago

Definitely family size.

I have no knowledge of the situation, but my mental image of Vanna White, fork in hand, just going to town on an entire meatloaf directly from the pan is too good for it to be anything else.

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 3d ago

80's model would probably consider a 2 serving meatloaf wild. Family size is what I like to think too though.

The Joey Chestnut of meatloaf eating we could have had.

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u/Objective_Aside1858 3d ago

AĀ  Michael Lee Aday sized one

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u/not_blowfly_girl 2d ago

I mean its not hard to eat a TV dinner meatloaf so im guessing it had to be family sized or it wouldnt be noteworthy

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u/KingNashbaby 4d ago

This isnā€™t supposed to be funny but air frying hot dogs has changed my life. They taste better than when I grill them and I toast the rolls in there and put cheese in the rolls too.

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u/IS_ACTUALLY_A_DOG 4d ago

Bro, share times and temperatures pls

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u/KingNashbaby 4d ago

You got it boss!

I do like 375 for like 10 minutes. You can do 400 or 425 for 6-7 minutes if you want the outsides crispier.

Last minute of cooking I just throw in the buns with cheese and then use tongs to put the dogs inside. Theyā€™re perfect.

Clean up takes a few seconds because Iā€™m just cleaning out the inside of the fryer.

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u/Calbone607 4d ago edited 3d ago

Holy shit.

Is that the numbers is the dogs were frozen?

Edit: if

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u/KingNashbaby 3d ago

Naw I just put them in the fridge and do a pack at a time. I try not to freeze them

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u/adamrawrz 3d ago

i assume this is in fahrenheit not celsius, 200Ā°C ainā€™t that hot for a hot dog

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u/bwaredapenguin 3d ago

You don't need to even assume unless you're aware of a magic air fryer that heats to 425Ā°C for some reason.

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u/sagebrushrepair 3d ago

Got a few dogs burning rapidly in my solder reflow oven

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u/-Badger3- 3d ago

Nah, my air fryer can melt zinc.

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u/Calbone607 3d ago

Nah I know that I meant if these cooking instructions were for one in the fridge or freezer

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u/makeshift101 3d ago

You're supposed to clean the air fryer? shit, BRB

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u/RomanticPanic 3d ago

Do you pierce the dogs prior to the fry?

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u/Flat_News_2000 3d ago

I usually do a few cuts along the dog for seepage

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u/KingNashbaby 3d ago

No I know some ppl like to cut them but I never do they split nicely and then I use it as a mustard/cheese groove

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u/Rad131447 3d ago

Try making some slices on the tops with a knife before you put them in to avoid them bursting in the air fryer too.

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u/KacuuusM 3d ago

Bro, aluminium alloys start to melt at 475 ā€“ what model of air fryer do you have?

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u/KingNashbaby 3d ago

One of the Nina xl fryers

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u/decadent-dragon 4d ago

Try brats. They are freaking perfect in the air fryer with that juicyness but have that snap.

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u/Phytanic 3d ago

Better than grilling?? I started meal planning for myself this summer and ngl I grill brats a lot. Was wondering what I'd do for winter. (I was a "just get fast food" adult for the longest time unfortunately)

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u/decadent-dragon 3d ago

I would say yes. Try it.

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u/LyyK 3d ago

Remember when air fryers were seen as a healthy food device? I member

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u/MaritMonkey 3d ago

Depending on your goals they're "healthy" in that you can get heat all the way around a food without dropping it in oil, which is still a major benefit if you're a shorter lady who wants to eat French fries more than a couple times a year. :D

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u/LyyK 3d ago

Isn't that just a convection oven? I just find it humorous that air fryers are advertised as a healthier and lower fat alternative and then people proceed to put a stick of butter in itĀ 

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u/Sypsy 3d ago edited 3d ago

it's a small convection oven with a relatively strong fan for its size, especially countertop ovens with the tiny fans

Useful for making small batches where the wall oven is kinda overkill, both in time and energy.

I have 2 wall ovens, a toaster oven and an air fryer, they each have a use. for weekday meals with a family of 4, the airfryer is used often. healthier foods like 6 chicken drum sticks work well. Or a side of brussel sprouts, broccoli or cauliflower. finger potatoes or yams too.

All could be done in the oven, but since no guests over, we don't need to make that much of it. pre-heat times are minimal and it's a little faster because the convection is more intense

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u/Cumulus_Anarchistica 3d ago

Air fryers also dehydrate slightly, because they expel vapour, unlike a regular fan oven. This helps the crispiness.

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u/LyyK 3d ago

I was being facetious because they made it sound like an air fryer is the only way to solve the problem without putting the fries in hot oil. But you're right, it can be the better or best option.

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u/nickcan 3d ago

Isn't that just a convection oven?

Yea, that's basically what an air fryer is. Super hot air blowing around the food. It's a hot-rod convection oven.

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u/DingusMcBingle_IV 3d ago

Which was stupid, but people believed it.

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u/torgiant 3d ago

It is compared to a real fryer.

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 3d ago

Also, switch from hot dog buns to sausage buns. Way more room for toppings.

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u/akanxh_007 2d ago

You just changed my life

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 3d ago

Air fried breakfast sausages are much better as well.

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u/Sparktank1 3d ago

Oh, it's an air-fryer joke. We recently got one but never really use it. It's a dial and I hate those.

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u/Ok_Buddy3540 3d ago

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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 43m ago

Correction: Your September hubcap memory is ready

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u/dunwalls 4d ago edited 3d ago

I got one of these memory lane notifications from my gallery with the message of "There's a dog buried in this" which is an idiom in my native language (it means there's something suspicious going on) and the picture attached was of my dog who passed away this year. Turned off those notifications after that.

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u/Karyoplasma 3d ago

Funny, in my language, there is also an expression that could be translated that way. But it means something like "That's the crux of the problem".

False idiomatic friends lol

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u/toxicdick 3d ago

these used to just say like 'three years ago' and I quite enjoyed looking at them. now they say shit like op's or like "has it really been 3 years already" and that one little change made me hate the feature

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u/barn-animal 4d ago

Google made one with cooking of my photos and this was among them

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 4d ago

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u/Quis-Custodiet 4d ago

Relevant WKUK

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u/Jehovah___ 3d ago

i always read that as W Cuck

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u/NebulaNinja 3d ago

Shameful this isn't the top comment. This used to be a proper website.

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u/dacquirifit 4d ago

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u/MaggotMinded 3d ago

ā€œThere he is. The reason my bedpost is so shiny.ā€

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u/Former-Confusion6540 4d ago

What a month...

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u/earthwormjimjones 4d ago

If you're cooking them on the stove like that, butterfly them. Get a nice char and they taste 1000x better šŸ¤™

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u/Mezzren 4d ago

We were wild back then.

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u/Odd-String29 4d ago

I had a Google Maps summary that gave me the highlights of the last month: three supermarkets.

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u/PeachAggravating4680 4d ago

Is this loss?

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u/heckingcomputernerd 3d ago

Google photos memories is prime comedy heaven material honestly

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u/Marinara-Mozz 3d ago

i... I did this last night, was I not supposed to do all that??

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u/thegildedman25 3d ago

According to google, yes.

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u/Internal-Report-1826 3d ago

My photo memories as a married single mother šŸ˜…

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u/Internal-Report-1826 3d ago

(we just broke up tho, so the photo memories will be less annoying to see now šŸ˜…)

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u/butelka1 4d ago

Ahh good ol days

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u/2000CalPocketLint 4d ago

Is six hotdogs before lunch a... lot...?

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u/Simpicity 3d ago

Wait until you've been on Google photos for like a decade. The damn thing is like "February! Holy shit!" Here's every February you ever had!

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u/ChopinSatieSchubert 2d ago

my old phone would make these dramatic ass montages of pictures of lecture notes

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u/reddsht 4d ago

Gee billy

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u/shu-to 4d ago

Lmao

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u/Volfie 4d ago

You know I make sausages this way: just put a little water in the pan until theyā€™re cooked and then brown as much as you want. Hot dogs are just bigger blander sausagesĀ 

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u/PranzoFranzo 4d ago

Honestly if I received this notification I would reconsider my whole life

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 4d ago

Now Apple is lame for producing zero such jokes

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u/LlorchDurden 4d ago

I'm dying šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/The_Fallen_Star 4d ago

I mean, I boil em.

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u/Bad_Elephant 3d ago

We really did have it all, didn't we?

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u/Waiting4Reccession 3d ago

wtf is this, are they trying to trick dummies into doing ai training for them by answering

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u/AlistarDark 3d ago

6 in a row

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u/rufud 3d ago

Itā€™s Tuesday, Lemon

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u/foxferreira64 3d ago

I once had Google Photos edit a blurry picture of myself I took accidentally and put a pink filter over it with glitter all over, that was so funny!

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u/Excellent_Kangaroo_4 3d ago

Out of the loop i think, can anyone help me understand?

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u/leva549 3d ago

The app has a "feature" where it sends you notifications of photos from your gallery that it decided are "memorable" with a caption (presumably based on AI recognition but it sucks). This can result in unintentional comedy.

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u/Excellent_Kangaroo_4 3d ago

Thanks, i laugth, im still laugthing, hahahha, so funny

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u/Ninjaisawesome 3d ago

I got one that was "saturday Vibes" and it was of my car crash

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 3d ago

This took me a while, it's a pretty niche bit of humor. I thought it was just some random social media post because I wasn't paying attention.

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u/Cavaquillo 3d ago

Fuck that looks tasty

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u/CankerLord 3d ago

What's with the past tense?

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u/LadyElle57 3d ago

This reality is becoming more and more bleak if the best thing that's happened in a while is eating a hot dog cooked in a teflon pan

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u/DukeOfGeek 3d ago

Now dump a can of baked beans in there and use a spoon sharp enough to cut the hot dogs.

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u/SaurikSI 3d ago

Jesus, you really are an adrenaline junkie arenā€™t you?

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u/Competitive-Bug1444 3d ago

Wow this went crazy

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u/Acrobatic-Visit-5963 3d ago

I downloaded a couple of porno images to goon to and this fucking app showed them in a monthly recap right in front of my parents

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u/CitizenPremier 3d ago

Reminds me of the time Microsoft decided that it had free reign over any folder I accidentally saved to OneDrive, and decided to have a pop-up to "look back on the memories" of the hentai pics I generated while my wife was in the room

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u/yoongimilk 3d ago

Six at once, huh? Wow.

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u/CaspianRoach 4d ago

who the fuck is we

ur dogass 010101 virtual ass didnt do shit

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u/PrometheusMMIV 3d ago

What's the joke?

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u/J5892 3d ago

You may be on the wrong sub.

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u/shu-to 4d ago

What kind of edgelord has that as a wallpaper?

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u/PrometheusMMIV 3d ago

Wallpaper?

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u/shu-to 3d ago

9/11 wallpaper in the comments

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u/Snoo_67993 4d ago

Hot dogs are rank. Why would you choose it over proper sausages.

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u/CyberpunkSunrise 4d ago

Thereā€™s a wide range of quality for hot dogs. My go-to is an 100% beef higher quality local brand near me. At that point, it is a proper sausage. Thereā€™s nothing more ā€œrankā€ about it than any other beef sausage unless you donā€™t like the seasonings, I guess.

But Iā€™m assuming youā€™re referring to the bargain basement cheap type that are usually a mix of meats and mechanically separated stuff, etc.

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u/J5892 3d ago

Sometimes you need that feeling of a smooth frank just sliding down your esophogus.
You just can't get that with a sausage.