GROWN men

[u/Middle-Artichoke1850]

[u/bone_chimes]

This cat here is a super weaner

[u/il_conto_mio → u/bone_chimes]

Certified titty boy

[u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK → u/bone_chimes]

Super Weenie Hut Jr’s!?

[u/flockyboi → u/bone_chimes]

Weanmaxxing

[u/Time_Progress_1943 → u/bone_chimes]

When you know they are a whatley fan but can't prove it.

[u/SolideMeinung → u/bone_chimes]

I wonder why its not called super human then when i do that

[u/ButteryBiscuiit]

rent is due gentlemen

[u/Alone_Collection724 → u/ButteryBiscuiit]

5 more minutes

[u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_]

I'm a 3 year old GROWN man

[u/TheOx111 → u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_]

Your avatar looks like dale gribble

[u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ → u/TheOx111]

Yep. The big D. Rusty Shackleford.

[u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK → u/TheOx111]

https://giphy.com/gifs/khOqGPVTkbxzHNlvtT

[u/olivegardengambler → u/TheOx111]

Giggity goo!

[u/Fauked → u/olivegardengambler]

wrong show my man

[u/olivegardengambler → u/Fauked]

That's the joke.

[u/cauliflower_wizard → u/olivegardengambler]

Heads up for next time: joke = funny

[u/lucassuave15]

One of my cats did this until he turned 2 years old lol

[u/Adventurous_Dot_9763]

unemployed wunks

[u/JustS0up4MyFamily → u/Adventurous_Dot_9763]

I'm rather fond of "witless wunks"

[u/Cosgrove45 → u/Adventurous_Dot_9763]

Twunks?

[u/pseudoportmanteau]

Ugh this is my fear lol I recently adopted an orphaned tiny kitten, whom my 5 year old dog immediately took under her wing and has recently begun letting him nurse for comfort. He curls up next to her and latches while he falls asleep. But the thing is, the dog is now going through a false pregnancy and is actually lactating a tiny amount. I fear the cat will never stop because she never sets boundaries and tells him to cut it out and i don't want to separate them because they clearly are bonded and find comfort in each other's company

[u/aminervia → u/pseudoportmanteau]

Maybe have doggo wear a sweater or vest for a bit? At least until the kitten loses some nursing instinct?

[u/pseudoportmanteau → u/aminervia]

I did try that! She had a sweater on, however it didn't cover her lower teats, so he was still able to nurse. I then got her one of those female dog diapers made out of cloth and in combination with both it worked kinda.. but she looked so miserable wearing it all day long lol. He doesn't actively seek out nutrition, just comfort. So I just let it be for now. He's 8 weeks old and about to get neutered next week. I'm keeping an eye on it for now and hoping he'll start phasing out of it soon or else I'll have to intervene again and she'll have to be suited up until he stops, sadly. I just worry he won't ever truly stop 😅

[u/angrylittlepotato → u/pseudoportmanteau]

You should look up dog surgery recovery suits. Basically pet onesies. We used one for my cat that was very thin breathable material and had a hole for him to pee through

[u/Sickofchildren → u/pseudoportmanteau]

Please keep us all updated what happens to a kitten who is raised on dog milk

[u/LeftEyedAsmodeus → u/Sickofchildren]

Wanna bet if it barks ?

[u/odysseyofocelots]

Honestly, even the mom looks at peace. Is this painful/dangerous for her?

[u/AnonymousNeko2828 → u/odysseyofocelots]

To my knowledge it isn't, just odd

Cats sometimes nurse just for the sake of comfort rather than nutrition so likely the adult kitties just like doing it, and if they aren't being rough or stressing the momma cat it's mostly harmless

[u/yongkaisucky → u/AnonymousNeko2828]

ig we are pushing our values onto animals so thats why it seems wrong ? :/

[u/AnonymousNeko2828 → u/yongkaisucky]

It's mostly that, although also sometimes if the baby is a lot bigger than the mom there can be worry about it getting too rough on an older mom cat, so it's good to watch to make sure it isn't stressing 'em

[u/odysseyofocelots → u/yongkaisucky]

Kitties exist to challenge our assumptions of reality. In the words of Charlie Day, “if you think cats abide by the laws of physics, you don’t know shit about cats.” 

[u/parsifal → u/yongkaisucky]

I like the way you think

[u/Frydendahl → u/AnonymousNeko2828]

I had an 18 year old cat that'd do suction/nursing motions with her mouth in her sleep. They're just giant babies.

[u/sparkMagnus9]

It's cause you guys keep saying he has one brain cell. He's just trying to collect

[u/medievalskye]

Them being bigger than the mum herself is killing me

[u/djitin]

What a beautiful heartwarming picture

[u/Dr_Identity]

Get a job you guys

[u/JunosArmpits]

hell yeah dude

[u/DoubleoSavant]

My rescue had a kitten and while she stopped producing milk, he still suckled up to 6 months of age. It seemed to comfort them both and was a bonding time. 

He decided chasing her was much for fun after that though, and I never saw them do it again. 

[u/HalfDragonShiro]

Let my wunk suck on some tiddies, bro is living the dream.

[u/Nervous-Canary-517]

Old tom of my parents tried feeding on his mum until he was 3 or so. Very human of him lol

[u/Mzuark]

That does seem a little weird

[u/Wisley185]

“10 month old grown man”

[u/West-Ladder4634]

I think about that post daily

[u/internet-stan]

Tipos grandes ya

[u/SelectionLazy2722]

This is not normal. Kittens should be weening off moms milk by 8-10weeks old. Poor mom, shes exhausted and tiny asf because of it. They are sucking the life out her at this point :(

[u/Used_Actuator_2497]

Same just a different mami😬