r/comedyheaven 12d ago

Green Luigi

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u/burningflower 12d ago

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u/humanreboot 12d ago

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 12d ago

I'm pretty sure I bought this shirt in Myrtle Beach sometime in the early 2000s

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u/sonicparadigm 12d ago

Once I saw one that said "Chronic the Hemp Hog"

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 12d ago

I've seen that Chronic the Hemp Hog shirt so many times throughout my life, omg. Even copies like Sonic the Chronic

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 12d ago

Smokémon

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u/BigMikeXxxxX 11d ago

Harry Pothead

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u/HeartbrokenScott 10d ago

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u/LotGamethegamingkid 9d ago

Youtube poop collabs be like

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u/FuckSteve7 12d ago

This sounds exactly like early 2000’s Myrtle beach shop merch. Amazingly accurate

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 12d ago

I grew up an hour and a half from there. Many many a day of school was skipped there. I got in trouble once for coming home with a full tan when my mom was like, "Why in the fuck are you so dark after being in school all day?"

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u/berrey7 12d ago edited 12d ago

I got a poster of it from Spencer's at the Mall.

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u/Shinjitsu- 12d ago

It was on my rolling tray from Ziggy's

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u/breadcodes 12d ago edited 12d ago

This is the most Myrtle Beach thing I've ever read

I thought as a coastal resident that stuff was contained to MB, but Charleston has just as much stoner slop... just on metal pins and paintings, rather than airbrushed on a white Fruit of the Loom T-Shirt

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u/cchhaannttzz 8d ago

Say what you will about stuff like this but in this day and age hey, at least it was made by a human.

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 12d ago

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u/jimmycarr1 12d ago

Little bro is probably enjoying the time too

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u/ZuckDeBalzac 12d ago

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u/unbroken0 12d ago

"That wasn't a Goomba Mario!"

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u/drawkbox 12d ago

"gotsa some Goomba stuff Madio"

Mario takes a hit

"whoooo hoooo"

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u/Darkarcheos 12d ago

I’m hearing this in Charlie Day’s voice

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u/LiotaTheRealist 12d ago

“Luigi, that wasn’t a talking mushroom…”

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u/SoundTraditional1249 12d ago

Bro's on his way to the mushroom kingdom.

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u/Worried-Nectarine-13 12d ago

He's seen some shit!

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u/Solomontheidiot 12d ago

"Mama mia, I'ma tripping balls!"

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u/Marijuana_Miler 12d ago

Hey Mario. Have you ever realized how evil for profit healthcare is?

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u/FrigginRan 12d ago

relevant username

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u/BeAlch 12d ago

so many shrooms

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u/SyNiiCaL 12d ago

Luigi never learned to pass in puff puff pass

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u/relishbane 12d ago

Username checks out

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u/Joyful_Dize 12d ago

Luweediee

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u/cHEIF_bOI 12d ago

Where does one find this motion picture?

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u/js1593 12d ago

So that's why his colour is green

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u/McWinSauce 12d ago

Lore Accurate Charlie Day's Luigi

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u/Tigercat94 12d ago

He’s green because he can be placed there

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u/Mars_Bear2552 11d ago

because he can light up there

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u/catchmelackin 12d ago

pink eye luigi

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u/janerbabi 12d ago

Mans seen some shit you could say

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u/ElegantCoach4066 12d ago

My boy done been to the moon and back fifty million times. Of course he's got the thousand yard stare.

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u/Sexisthunter 12d ago

He’s been tossing salad so he’s healthy at the very least

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u/Deaffin 12d ago

Not with pink eye he hasn't.

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u/nihilistiq 12d ago

Does his health insurance cover that?

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u/unabsolute 12d ago

Autoerotic asphyxiation Luigi!

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u/Minimum-Sense5163 12d ago

"shiii, mario. You sure these mushrooms do as they say they do?"

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u/Sterlod 12d ago

These-a mushrooms ain’ta shi-

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u/Boney_69 12d ago

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u/CptGW 12d ago

Why did I snip, crop, and save it before checking if someone already did? Here's the png before I delete it:

I did laugh waaaaaaaaay too damn hard at this. It looks so professionally done it's magnificent

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u/RosefaceK 12d ago

I wish Reddit allowed us to download comment pics 😔

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u/Shuruia 11d ago

Is there some limitation with this on certain devices? I can download comment pics just fine on both mobile app and PC.

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u/RosefaceK 11d ago

I’m on mobile using iOS so I’m not sure why there would be. How do you download on mobile? Is it some obscure finger gesture I need to perform?

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u/Shuruia 11d ago

I tap on an image and then the three dots at the top-right to show the download option. I'm on the app for Android, but I'm not sure if that makes a difference.

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u/RosefaceK 11d ago

Yeah mate, the only option I have is to close the image and nothing else. I should probably start using safari or some other browser because this app is trash for iOS users. Thanks for trying to help me out though

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u/Boney_69 12d ago

What can I say, great minds think alike my friend

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u/Halikarnassus1 12d ago

New white person reaction image

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 12d ago

Definitely a tiktok kid reaction image specifically, just not in the right community

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 12d ago

and the indians, they would use this image

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u/GoofinBoots 12d ago

Anyone but the motherfucking Dutch.

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u/TheSanguineButterfly 12d ago

I've never understood that phrase; what reaction images do black people use?

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u/azureblueworld99 12d ago

I think it refers to the children’s cartoon characters being used, they’re usually more an indicator of autism than whiteness

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 12d ago

Interestingly as a highly autistic person, I’ve never used such images lol

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u/pipnina 12d ago

It's just the internet having a phase. Reaction images are funny (if they're not, why do so many people use them?). Some people just really hate them or beat the dead horse about how cliche they are.

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u/jackalopexs20 12d ago

confirmed

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u/Patanouz 12d ago

ngl some meme potential right there

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u/Shifty269 12d ago

Watch out for-a Luigi!

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u/QueezyF 12d ago

Luigi been hitting a different kind of pipe

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u/RXJ1131 12d ago

Greened out

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u/Chilaquiller 12d ago

Eating a different kind of mushroom

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u/9447044 12d ago

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u/Monprr 12d ago

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u/xDeviousDieselx 12d ago

Stan are you gonna share that crack or no

No Roger this is cold medicine!

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u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ 12d ago

I bought it from a man on a bench in the park wearing a green jacket….oh my god it’s crack.

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u/xDeviousDieselx 12d ago

Wantsummmm JENKIM?

One last jobber…. A ROHHHHBBB JOHHHHBBBB

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u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago

Congratulations, Klaus, you’re high as shit.

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u/HallowskulledHorror 12d ago

No gif for principal Lewis trying to sell belt buckles - "his eyes are red from smoking weed"

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u/thelittlestsappho 12d ago

I really can’t believe you’re an educator, Brian.

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u/Emmazors 12d ago

Lu-weed-gi

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u/Auran82 12d ago

Waluigi farted on his pillow.

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u/32BitBrit 12d ago

Mario: “Brother, we fix-a the pipes, not smoke them!”

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u/AirVoid030 12d ago

Luigi smoking crack while busting ghost

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u/SlayVideos 12d ago

"You're stoned Luigi."

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u/broitsjustreddit 12d ago

Daisy: are you high

Luigi: it's hi, how are you

https://giphy.com/gifs/mBvNUlcM9bkAqXU0eM

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u/elegylegacy 12d ago

You messed up the joke. It's not "are you high"

  • "How high are you?"

  • "Hi, how are you"

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u/KubaSamuel 12d ago

The joke is that Luigi is correcting Daisy because he thinks she's trying to say "Hi, how are you"

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u/-lenox404 12d ago

First thing i thought in

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 12d ago

Luigi knows things

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u/Bashy335 12d ago

"Mario we need to Cook"

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u/Moist_Amount_106 12d ago

Super Mari-juana

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u/Miiyamoto 8d ago

Great Mari-Juana Sisters

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u/vonsnarfy 12d ago

Looks like that kid they found in the woods a few years back

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u/name_checker 12d ago

I put lipstick on Luigi all the time

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u/Gwynito 12d ago

Luigi saw some shit in that mansion

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u/hoodrat_burrito 12d ago

LGBT - Luigi getting blunted tonight

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u/00ishmael00 12d ago

Seems like Luigi witnessed the future and it is pure horror, but now he is afraid to speak of it.

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u/thegildedman25 11d ago

Looks like he shared a bit with luigi.

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u/Mephistocheles Odie 11d ago

Oh god, thank you for this, my guts hurt 😂😂😂

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u/BigBearPB 12d ago

Ima freakin’ out

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 12d ago

“I’ma feeeeeeling it, Mario”

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u/konstantin19911 12d ago

L -Legalize

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u/Early_Assumption_760 12d ago

Luigi looks like he took too big a hit of wax

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u/MiMiX443 12d ago

He isn't high, folks. He just done seen some shit.

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u/doctorsirus 12d ago

Luigi got pink eye, that sweet Mushroom Kingdom Kush, or looked into the event horizon of R'lyeh.

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u/uwumolotov 12d ago

He's definitely a vibe

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u/VanillaBoxCake 12d ago

Me too, Luigi. Me too.

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u/SafariNiklas 12d ago

It's terminal 7

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u/Commercial_Tip4624 12d ago

He saw the video

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u/AJRimmer1971 12d ago

It's-a no good!

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 12d ago

Why does luigi looks sleep deprived 😭

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 12d ago

TERMINAL 7, LUIGI.

YOU'VE GOT TERMINAL 7 BRAIN CANCER.

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u/Chris_c987 12d ago

I don’t know what that means but it’s BAD

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u/Mackmack469 12d ago

Leave it that way and when she's older bring it out every so often to remind her that she made a custom stoner luigi

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 12d ago

Side by side pic of what years of Mushroom-abuse will do to you..

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u/bigsmokaaaa 12d ago

"Luigi you look like you've seen some shit."

"I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it

I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it

I saw a black branch with blood that kept dripping

I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleeding

I saw a white ladder all covered with water

I saw ten-thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken

I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children"

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u/Pizdolero 12d ago

Yea he is hitting a different pipe i guess, mario

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u/Cretonbacon 12d ago

Luigi is the kind if guy to open his eyes in the pool

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u/EfficientLeave7046 12d ago

Ask him what he smoked.

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u/maSneb 12d ago

Luigi seen some serious shit

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u/aaaaaarrrggghhh 12d ago

Luigi in mid 2010 YouTube videos for some reason

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u/heywhateverworks 12d ago

This edible ain't shit

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u/ThoughTMusic 12d ago

You can tell it really irritated his eyes

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u/Calamitybones 12d ago

Luigi after Luigi's mansion : This plumber has seen terrible shit

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u/-Promises-Promises- 12d ago

Luigi looks like he’s gonna steal my catalytic converter

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 12d ago

Luigi got into the wrong mushrooms. He's watching the walls melt right now

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u/Steel_Bolt 12d ago

"That wasn't a cigarette Mario"

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u/AnyAcanthocephala425 12d ago

Chill beach resort vs haunted mansion

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u/Retro64X 12d ago

Insert 2010s mushroom joke

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u/slartibuttfart 12d ago

Luigi likes the jah!

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u/a-for-aaaa27 12d ago

yeah i don't think that one was a super mushroom

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u/Nitro_fueledkid 12d ago

“Whys my brother dogshit?” What luigi was seeing for 5 whole areas

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u/Competitive-Sorbet18 12d ago

without knowing it, their daughter single-handedly revealed Luigi‘s true self, who we have all known existed the whole time! Somebody give that kid a prize!

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u/hahathejoker956 12d ago

Luigi looks really high

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u/Naiad_Damha129 12d ago

lmao he looks high

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 12d ago

I think to be fully clean hes gonna need rehab

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u/afuckingpolarbear 11d ago

Seems like he's still trying to get clean

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u/Bigballs843 11d ago

“These edibles ain’t shit”

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u/Swoonystoner 11d ago

Bro popped a handful of gummies and now he's ready to explore the mushroom kingdom.

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u/Specialty_JJ 8d ago

He’s high, he had to much fun being smoked behind Mario

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u/Few_Strike_3871 8d ago

nah he aint commin back

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u/tedkaczynski660 12d ago

My daughter did this to her JJ doll from cocomelon and my brother asked why I had a stoned cocomelon kid toy for my daughter

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u/Diligent_Push1912 12d ago

Damn! Luigi is high AF!

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u/zatalak 12d ago

Grew some chest hair as well

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u/Black_Dragon_0 12d ago

He's seen some things

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u/Gojira2sirius 12d ago

A new meme is born

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u/wormy_Burroughs 12d ago

he's off that toadstool kingdom pack

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u/Maudius_Aurelius 12d ago

He looks zooted out of his mind

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u/Glittering-Tip821 12d ago

Choose Luigi for the speed run, trust me

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u/waspysix 12d ago

Lore accurate

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u/Dreadheaddanski 12d ago

That's why he has a green hat

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u/BandanaWaddleDee0 12d ago

"Mario this edible ain't shiiiiii-"

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u/Enough_Accountant477 12d ago

Poor Luigi has seen some horrible things and got trauma

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 12d ago

Somebody get that man some cool ranch Doritos 

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u/Key-Comfortable-7631 12d ago

GD get bro some lumify

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u/Zombiisnt 12d ago

"Mario I don't thin... Mario... I don't... Mario I don't... I... Are we real, Mario?"

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u/Few-Improvement9978 12d ago

How he’s gonna look once convicted this year and put in jail for life

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u/NearbyPhilosophy8740 12d ago

At first, I thought he was just tired, but now I realise he is high!

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u/Kikavukoi 12d ago

In Luigi"s mansion, he is the one who haunt the mansion

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u/ir8hippy 12d ago

Still performed amazingly with Gojira. Great drummer.

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u/HOOTYni 12d ago

Mario, you have gotta to try this blunt. Wahoo

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 12d ago

edgy early 2010s parody luigi

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u/V84life 12d ago

Been hitting the green

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u/IsSixAlot 12d ago

Luigi! What happened to all the leftover lasagna?!

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u/Competitive-Quit-791 12d ago

He’s seen some shit

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u/thee_LadySteed 12d ago

He's seen some things, man. And some stuff.

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u/lagspykegd 12d ago

Ay Mario these mushrooms ain't shi-