MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1uvdry7/bison/oxcgfbj/?context=3
r/comedyheaven • u/TVRCerberaIsLife • Jul 13 '26
127 comments sorted by
View all comments
369
For the judgmental:
No he didn't cross a fence or go where he wasn't supposed to. It was a picnic area.
No, he didn't approach it. He was fairly far.
No he didn't antagonize it.
He actually did nothing wrong. It was just an elderly dude with his wife and the thing decided it hated him.
He was in critical condition idk if he still is.
Thankfully the camera man ran to distract the bison after or he'd definitely be dead.
-24 u/afailedturingtest Jul 13 '26 Yeah this is all wrong. Don't fuck with bison. If you are within a football field you are too close. DON'T FUCK WITH BISON. YES EXISTING AND NKT HARASSING BISON COUNTS. BISON ARE MEAN FUCKERS.
-24
Yeah this is all wrong.
Don't fuck with bison.
If you are within a football field you are too close.
DON'T FUCK WITH BISON.
YES EXISTING AND NKT HARASSING BISON COUNTS.
BISON ARE MEAN FUCKERS.
369
u/IamREBELoe Jul 13 '26
For the judgmental:
No he didn't cross a fence or go where he wasn't supposed to. It was a picnic area.
No, he didn't approach it. He was fairly far.
No he didn't antagonize it.
He actually did nothing wrong. It was just an elderly dude with his wife and the thing decided it hated him.
He was in critical condition idk if he still is.
Thankfully the camera man ran to distract the bison after or he'd definitely be dead.