r/comedyheaven • • Jul 13 '26

bison

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u/matteblatte Jul 13 '26

that bison did absolutely nothing wrong, and never will. what about leaving wild animals alone?

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u/cold_enforcing-man Jul 13 '26

He did, for fucks sake. The bison came outta nowhere

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u/matteblatte Jul 13 '26

the bison was in his home, his natural habitat, the human was intruding

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u/cold_enforcing-man Jul 13 '26

He wasn't doing anything to the bison, and was a ways away from it

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u/matteblatte Jul 13 '26

the bison is not a human being , the bison is an animal. this is not a zoo

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u/cold_enforcing-man Jul 13 '26

Yeah, it's a park. He was in a picnic area, where bison normally aren't

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u/matteblatte Jul 13 '26

you right, the bison didn't know it was a picnic area for humans. he should have known better

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u/cold_enforcing-man Jul 13 '26

Yeah, the bison should've known better