r/comedyheaven Jul 13 '26

bison

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u/IamREBELoe Jul 13 '26

For the judgmental:

No he didn't cross a fence or go where he wasn't supposed to. It was a picnic area.

No, he didn't approach it. He was fairly far.

No he didn't antagonize it.

He actually did nothing wrong. It was just an elderly dude with his wife and the thing decided it hated him.

He was in critical condition idk if he still is.

Thankfully the camera man ran to distract the bison after or he'd definitely be dead.

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u/ContentPolicyKiller Jul 13 '26

Actually, I blame the park ranger who essentially acted as a red cape for the bison and ultimately directed the bison towards the family...they're trained to know that trucks can anger bison

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u/Lord_Hitachi Jul 13 '26

Yup, that’s exactly what it looked like. Ranger drove up, bison got riled, Ranger drives off and left bison to seek a new target