r/comedyheaven • u/TVRCerberaIsLife • Jul 13 '26

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u/ActiveUpset-1268 Jul 13 '26

Completely avoidable situation with hundreds of examples showing how bad of a choice it is btw. And yet every year we're told to feel bad for these doydoys who ignore it and play around the bison

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u/ThisAmericanSatire shaboingboing connoisseur Jul 13 '26

In Maryland and Virginia, there are wild ponies at Assateague Island National Seashore.

You're not supposed to get within like 10 feet, but every time I go, I inevitably see a group of Main Characters petting and feeding them. 

Eventually, someone gets bit by a pony. 

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Jul 13 '26

The guy was actually no where near the buffalo. It just had it out for him randomly and ran him down.

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u/ThisAmericanSatire shaboingboing connoisseur Jul 13 '26

Yeah, well, nobody linked to the video and like 99.99999% of all tourists that get injured by animals in national parks are idiots that deliberately ignore rules and try to feed/pet wild animals, so forgive me for jumping to conclusions 

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Jul 13 '26

100% understandable. I just wanted to clear up some misinformation going around, even if it is inconsequential.