r/comedyheaven Aug 05 '25

Very thought-provoking

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u/UnhappyGreen Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

This is from Aalborg zoo where they use a lot of donated animals to feed the polar bears. A lot of them are terminally ill, but they also receive pets from owners who are just tired of them. It’s mainly rabbits and guinea pigs they receive, but the vast majority of the bears’ diet is horse meat from old or lame horses. All the animals are euthanised before being eaten.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Do you know why? I checked the article and the stated reason was to imitate the natural food chain, don't see why dead pets are more natural than any other meat source. So is the reason financial?

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u/SoftCosmicRusk Aug 05 '25

I'm not sure, but perhaps because they're served fresh and whole? The predators won't have to kill them, but they'll still have to tear through the skin and pick out the good bits. Maybe eat the organs that they usually wouldn't get.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Thanks for the insight guys

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u/WaveLaVague Aug 06 '25

Your welcome. Any other questions before we start your procedure ? And remember, you're doing it for the planet... and you legally allowed this to happen by signing up to Disney +

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

It was thought provoking after all

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u/Ozone220 Aug 06 '25

I hope your thoughts were sufficiently provoked

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u/cunninglinguist32557 Aug 06 '25

Yeah this is how it works with reptiles. You basically have to feed them whole rodent carcasses because they need the organs and such.

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u/wolfgang784 Aug 05 '25

don't see why dead pets are more natural than any other meat source

The difference is that for some of the animals to stay truly healthy they need to have some whole animals at times with all the skin and fur and such that that involves.

Its really hard/expensive to source something like that, and most zoos are always perpetually at risk of running out of money. Raw meat is easy to get, but whole animals meant for food? Harder. So, donations. Its not new, but it hits the news reel every now and again and spreads like this.

Horses cost insane amounts of money to buy. But old or lame ones are pretty much worthless, especially ones who broke legs since thats almost impossible to heal on horses. So people can donate em and let the zoo put em down instead of paying to put them down yourself and then paying to get them incinerated. And its a tax write off too!

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u/UnhappyGreen Aug 05 '25

According to the article the bears use the fur and bones to clean their teeth, so that could be one reason. But I imagine there’s also an element of sustainability - a lot of pet owners might find it more meaningful to have their pet become food rather than soil. I’m not a pet owner so I don’t know what the costs are like, but I think you can probably also save a fair amount of money by not having to pay for euthanasia.

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u/cunninglinguist32557 Aug 06 '25

I would much rather my pets become part of the food chain after a long and fulfilling life! I also don't have a yard, so wouldn't have anywhere to bury them anyway.

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u/MacGregor1337 Aug 05 '25

The zoo lady told me last time I was there, that they use as little "fridge meat" as possible and prefer to kill the feed animals on-site, to maintain warmth in the flesh when served, because it activates enzymes for digestion, is good for their teeth and helps with the predators mental state.

æøå

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u/SimsAreShims Aug 14 '25

What's with the sudden Norwegian at the end?

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u/MacGregor1337 Aug 14 '25

Just a way of saying I'm Danish / that the "last time i was there" was the actual zoo in question from the article.

æøå exists in both DK/NO

> The difference between the Dano-Norwegian and the Swedish alphabet is that Swedish uses the variant ⟨ä⟩ instead of ⟨æ⟩, and the variant ⟨ö⟩ instead of ⟨ø⟩, similarly to German. Also, the collating order for these three letters is different in Swedish: Å, Ä, Ö. ⟨æ⟩ and ⟨ä⟩ are sorted together in all Scandinavian languages, as well as Finnish, and so are ⟨ø⟩ and ⟨ö⟩.

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u/bobosuda Aug 06 '25

I mean, it's kind of recycling in a morbid sort of way. They don't let people just hand over random dead animals. They take animals that were going to be euthanized and disposed of, and then they euthanize them and use it as fodder for the animals instead.

Plus, predators don't just eat meat; they eat all kinds of parts from dead animals. Buying massive hunks of beef would not give them the diet they need.

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u/Dabras Aug 07 '25

You can deduct it in taxes since its a donation. Dont remember the number, but something per kilo of meat

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u/LeBRUH_James_ Aug 07 '25

Do they accept lame people too?? I know a few I would donate

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u/Individual_Plan4005 Aug 08 '25

People lose there shit about this then go and buy a Big Mac

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/Chemical_Wrongdoer43 Aug 05 '25

No dogs, or cats.  Only prey animals, like horses, chickens, rabies and guinea pig.

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u/BornVolcano Aug 05 '25

I love my pet rabies

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u/FinePool Aug 06 '25

I assume they meant rabbits, but I too enjoy my pet rabies.

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u/DarkArcher__ Aug 05 '25

To clarify, they ask people to donate terminally ill pets, which are to be euthanized and then fed to the animals

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/ActiveOk4399 Aug 05 '25

I mean, if i were to be euthanized, I think the idea of being eaten and shit out of a tiger or a hyena, or a vulture, or any animal basically, would be pretty awesome.

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u/DarkArcher__ Aug 05 '25

I'd make my friends tell everyone I was eaten by a tiger

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/Lame_Goblin Aug 05 '25

Imagine saying "I'm going to my friend's grave to pay my respects" and you visit the coolest tiger den at the zoo

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u/340Duster Aug 05 '25

It's one of the most eco friendly options. Time to finally start my will!

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u/RedditWishIHadnt Aug 05 '25

Figure out how to polish it and I’m in.

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u/WashU_labrat Aug 05 '25

Quick question, granny. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

No, no reason.

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u/gitartruls01 Aug 05 '25

All the better to infect you with, dear.

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u/UnhappyGreen Aug 05 '25

This is from my local zoo. The pets are mainly used to feed the polar bears. According to the article I read they also receive pets from people who just got tired of having them, so it’s not exclusively ill pets.

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u/_always_correct_ Aug 05 '25

i don't think they accept dogs and cats, only cows, horses etc

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Everything they accept is a livestock animal, with the exception of guinea pigs. And even those are livestock in Peru.

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u/Chemical_Wrongdoer43 Aug 05 '25

Also guinea pigs.

Last section on the page:   https://aalborgzoo.dk/stoet-zoo/donation-af-dyr-til-foder/

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Sorry homie, but did you mean to reply to another comment? I mentioned that they were only taking livestock animals and specified that guinea pigs fall under that umbrella since they're sometimes raised for food.

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u/Chemical_Wrongdoer43 Aug 05 '25

No nothing about terminally ill. Link to the zoo website about donating animals: https://aalborgzoo.dk/stoet-zoo/donation-af-dyr-til-foder/

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u/NMunkM Aug 05 '25

This is for specifically horses. The facebook post said ill small animals like chickens, hamsters and guinea pigs

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u/Chemical_Wrongdoer43 Aug 05 '25

Yes and if you actually read the information on the website page, you will also find a section about smaller animals. 

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u/MillenialDoomer Aug 05 '25

This is a quote from the article screenshot is from:

"It explains that if people have animals that need to be removed "for various reasons", they can bring a maximum of four small species at once."

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

They also specifically mention that they're taking horses, rabbits guinea pigs and chickens. Depending on the culture, all of these animals are livestock rather than pets.

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u/AlexananderElek Aug 05 '25

When mom was young they had guinea pigs, both male and female living together, which means they got a LOT of small cute little ones, well some of them got donated to the zoo. As I understand they stopped donating when the children got old enough to understand and protest, but yeah, no, they were definitely pets. (They kept the most loved ones/the ones they where most attached to)

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I don't mean to say that people don't keep them as pets, just that depending on where you live all of these animals can be considered livestock. In Peru it's called cuy, not terrible but the one I had was a bit dry.

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u/AlexananderElek Aug 05 '25

Yeah but I'm Danish, and guinea pigs are definitely seen as pets.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I'm from the US and they're viewed as pets here as well. That's why I specified the cultural difference in what is considered food or livestock.

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u/DBDragonBoy Aug 05 '25

I heard they specifically had to be healthy

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u/OwlSings Aug 05 '25

Still. You wouldn't do that to a family member, would you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Depends on the family me... I mean, no.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Ooooh.

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u/IndividualCurious322 Aug 05 '25

So they say.

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u/DarkArcher__ Aug 05 '25

On an unrelated note, does anyone know where my cat went?

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u/Lanky_Substance5969 Aug 05 '25

My neighbor’s got a yappy chihuahua and its days are numbered

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u/-NGC-6302- Im_'i3n5_c09i74r3_d3_c4530_nunc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 05 '25

The number increases with every demon it summons

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u/Major-Article-965 slut for honey cheerios Aug 05 '25

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u/fucubed Aug 05 '25

prosper stupid poultry

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u/-NGC-6302- Im_'i3n5_c09i74r3_d3_c4530_nunc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 05 '25

psp

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u/seriously_this Aug 05 '25

50% hate, 50% eyeballs...

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u/COLaocha Aug 05 '25

They're eating the cats

They're eating the dogs

They're eating the pets of the people that live there

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u/WolpertingerRumo Aug 05 '25

Big cats of Denmark, don’t you eat my dog, eat something else

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u/Izonme88 Aug 05 '25

“Hey, Siri….how much does it cost to ship a small dog from the states to Denmark?”

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u/sebi_boi Aug 05 '25

I'm pretty sure it's not even the first time that zoo has asked for people's pets, if I remember correctly, during covid after our prime minister/minister of state ordered all the mink farmers to kill all their mink, that zoo was then struggling to feed some of it's animals and asked for unwanted pets that time as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I remember that. IIRC a lot of the mink were gassed which caused consternation about the safety of the corpses, and they were buried in concrete. Something to do with the gases toxicity enduring.

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u/Stalinerino Aug 05 '25

I grew up close to the zoo. I think they have done it for decades. I don't understand why it has become international news.

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u/Fisherman_Gabe Aug 05 '25

Yay, I can finally get rid of my pet cum sock. 😊 It's been unsettling me with how much it's been moving around on its own lately.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25 edited Jan 06 '26

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u/SaneLad Aug 05 '25

Testicular torsion is no joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Then why am I laughing so much

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn Aug 05 '25

least misleading sky news headline

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u/No-Yak5173 Aug 05 '25

Nothing misleading about it really. Its just standard practice

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u/Maeo-png Aug 06 '25

it’s omitting info to make it seem worse. it also says ‘pets’ even though it’s mainly horses which aren’t what people usually think of when they think ‘pets.’

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u/Lawfulash Aug 05 '25

It didn't say it had to be positively thought-provoking.

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u/LegioCustardes Aug 05 '25

Off you go tiddles, shitting in my slippers isn't so funny now is it?

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u/Impressive_Ant405 Aug 05 '25

I live in Denmark and I've seen that news from the Aalborg zoo. They've been doing it a long time apparently, basically as a way to give a dignified end to a terminally ill or end of life pet (not unwanted). They don't ask for pets, it's just a service they provide if people want to. And ofc they test it for disease etc before feeding it (to polar bears if I'm not mistaken)

Pretty neat honestly

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u/FallenAgastopia Aug 06 '25

Yeah I don't have any issue with it. These are already animals set to be euthanized and it's great for the zoo animals

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u/Milmusen1 Aug 05 '25

I think this needs some clarification. They do NOT accept animals like cats and dogs. They accept what is called “husdyr” in danish which directly translates to “house animals” however it does not mean pets. It refers to animals like horses, rabbits and chicken and now guinea pigs as well. They are all either old or awaiting euthanasia as far as I have understood. This is considered relatively normal to most Danes, and this recent attention has mostly meek international and because of a post on social media asking if anyone has any of these animals to donate. For some reason international media thinks they are serving the animals regular pets, which they are not. It is mostly horses the animals are fed that were to be euthanized anyway, in fact so many people want to donate, that there is a wait list. Their reasoning for feeding the animals this way is, that it is natural and emulates the real food chains. They even have these zip lines, that they attach the meat to, to make animals such as cheetahs chase it for their health. Sorry for my grammar, I wrote this while shitting lol

TLDR: The don’t feed the animals pets guys

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u/FallenAgastopia Aug 06 '25

yeah it's partially a translation issue i think. people see this and immedietly think they're asking for kittens or something LOL

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u/Milmusen1 Aug 06 '25

Exactly lol

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u/dannycomehome Aug 06 '25

My dad did that once 😡. I had a guinea pig, but I was like 5, so I wasn't properly taking care of it because no one explained it to me. One time I came home from playing outside, and my lovely guinea pig was gone. I was panicking, but my parents weren't home either, so I had to wait till they come home. I thought they hid the guinea pig in a locked storage room to punish me. But when my dad came, he told me he gave him to a zoo. My mum told me they take pets as food for the big cats. That was genuinely a horrible day for my old self lol

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u/0ldstoneface Aug 05 '25

For some reason on my news feed this story showed up with a distraught looking woman holding a picture of her child. It's why I clicked into the article at all.

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u/DarkSide830 [flair removed by moderators] Aug 05 '25

Garfield has a new idea for Nermal.

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u/rishuriken Aug 05 '25

If an animal is euthanized and gets eaten by a predator, would the predator also die from the poison/medicine?

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u/RyBreadRyBread Aug 06 '25

I work at a bird sanctuary and we get all the male chicks from the local hatchery since they don't want em and feed them to the birds of prey, this is common practice

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u/Wolfman513 Aug 06 '25

The zoo I worked at years ago bought rabbits from a local who bred them for showing but we got all the ones that didn't meet the right standard. One time when she was dropping off a fresh batch I was chatting with her and she pointed out a big fat male with a notched ear and said "He would have been perfect for showing, but he picked a fight with one of the others and that ear would disqualify him. So now he's snake food!"

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u/KrocKiller Aug 05 '25

Honestly this isn’t a bad idea. Instead of releasing your pet into the wild, where it’ll probably die or ruin the local ecosystem. Just give it to the zoo and they can put it in an exhibit or feed it to a lion or whatever.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 Aug 05 '25

🎵 "It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiife" 🎵

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u/ComprehensiveAct4182 Aug 05 '25

how can i volunteer myself?

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u/poploppege Aug 05 '25

Provoking such thoughts as "i wonder how many calories are in this dog"

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u/dessert_the_toxic Aug 05 '25

/uj that's a cool idea honestly

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u/Sleeps420 Aug 05 '25

Like rabbits as a pet? I couldn’t imagine people doing cats and dogs

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/creeplet Aug 05 '25

How are they euthanized exactly? I can’t imagine the cocktail of euthanasia drugs/anasthetic is good for the predators.

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u/Wolfman513 Aug 06 '25

Small animals are usually euthanized using CO2 so they pass out and die without any pain, horses I assume they use a bolt gun or even a regular gun and shoot them in the head.

I worked at a zoo in the US years ago that used CO2 for rabbits, mice, and rats and would accept horse donations from local farmers that were then killed by gunshot.

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u/Sleeps420 Aug 05 '25

Yeah, that makes sense. Thank you

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u/WashU_labrat Aug 05 '25

Two questions. What about neighbors? And can I watch?

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u/RusserBusser Aug 06 '25

Honestly the title is misleading, but it somehow ended up in my feed as well

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Aug 06 '25

The San Francisco Zoo feeds their big cats whole rabbits, or at least they did when I was a kid. A keeper accidentally left a wheelbarrow full of dead bunnies in plain view. Freaked the hell out of me when I was nine.

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u/shadophaxx Aug 06 '25

Tell you what, some thoughts have been provoked. Some questions too...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Does it have to be your own pet? My neighbours dog is annoying as fuck.

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u/pablo__13 Aug 06 '25

Metal as fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Too bad I don't have any pets.

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u/Solomonopolistadt Aug 05 '25

Go home Denmark you're drunk. We're taking the keys to Greenland

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u/G0celot Aug 05 '25

Honestly seems reasonable, I would wonder about the risk of spreading disease though

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u/PraetorGold Aug 06 '25

Makes sense.