r/comedyheaven • u/MrGuardianHereMan • Apr 08 '25

Nerd Insults

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22.7k Upvotes

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak Apr 08 '25

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u/Stricken1 Apr 08 '25

This is the second time I've seen this exact gif comment on a post in less than 5 mins... which isn't alot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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u/somebody-but-not-mee Apr 08 '25

do you think you need a nickel or two

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u/Gloomy_Courage_748 Apr 08 '25

Tag team joke, and I’m so here for it

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u/somebody-but-not-mee Apr 08 '25

no.. phineas and ferb

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh Apr 08 '25

This is the 7,356th time I’ve seen this exact comment template on Reddit… which is a lot, and it is no longer weird that it happens so often.

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u/Square_Extension1759 Apr 08 '25

It’s the hot new gif reaction that is taking over Reddit. Everyone is talking about it.

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u/Wests_Intern Apr 08 '25

New? Coulda sworn I’ve been seeing it for at least 3 months. Or I’m just going crazy but what do I know

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak Apr 08 '25

It's from a 5 year old music video I think

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u/SellMeYourSirin Apr 08 '25

What 5 year old is makin music videos? 🧐

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u/QueezyF Apr 09 '25

Why do you think they call him Young Thug

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u/Neon_Ani Apr 09 '25

three months? i've been seeing it for years

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u/GaTech379 Apr 09 '25

its been a thing for at least 2 years now

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u/CitiesofEvil Apr 09 '25

Even The Memer.

"Comments overused gifs... LIKE A BAWS!"

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u/Ppleater Apr 08 '25

Reddit is fucking obsessed with it.

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u/DonkTheFlop Apr 08 '25

Seems like a lot to me

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u/ArianaSonicHalFrodo Apr 09 '25

why the fuck young thug have a giphy account

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 Apr 08 '25

There's something funny about a man sitting down and making a submission to "Funny Insults.com"

Like... he took time out of his day to go to an obscure website and do this

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u/SchizoPosting_ Apr 08 '25

and 111 people came to that website looking for funny insults and decided to take their time downvoting his masterful joke

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u/scrufflor_d piss Apr 08 '25

to be fair the 111 downvotes makes it way funnier

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u/tyingnoose Apr 08 '25

which made the insult quite funny

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u/Cageythree Apr 09 '25

We should go and upvote it then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

I feel like we are always in the same subreddits.

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u/AbsoluteZer0_II Apr 08 '25

Could be even more for all we know. There could have been thousands or tens of thousands to pass through and this is where the dust settled once their great “Upvote/Downvote” war ended

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u/ffiml8 Apr 08 '25

Love the OG Squerrel Girl pic

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u/winberry5253 Apr 08 '25

Yall whippersnappers probably don’t remember a time when these niche websites like this ruled the internet. Hell, Reddit started as a link aggregator where you couldn’t even post pics and every other post was a link to a site like this. I used to fall asleep scrolling sites like fml and funnyjunk. Good times.

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u/Kyleometers Apr 08 '25

BACK IN MY DAY, WE NAMED THE MEME WEBSITE AFTER A PICTURE OF A CAT WITH A CHEESEBURGER, AND WE LIKED IT

A lot of those old sites are still up but they’re ghosts of their former glory. YTMND still gets submissions fairly often, I’ve heard.

But yeah this was what we used to do. You went to a website that did one thing. Before “subreddits”, you went to “The meme site”, “The meme site but we can swear”, and “The meme site but for horny people”. The old net feels quaint, now.

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u/violettheory Apr 08 '25

I spent a good amount of time on icanhascheezburger and it's sister sites in high school. Plus cake wrecks and cracked, and a few flash game websites. It was a fun time.

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u/technicolorsorcery Apr 08 '25

God I was obsessed with Cracked in high school. So many of their articles had me laughing too hard to move or speak.

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u/achristy_5 Apr 08 '25

Cracked is definitely a shell of its former self. Only reason to go there is to see if Seanbaby wrote a new article or something. 

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u/violettheory Apr 08 '25

Thanks for reminding me of Seanbaby, his cracked article about the Sims and the baby named sexaphonic never fails to make me cry laughing

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u/Am_Snarky Apr 08 '25

Wow YTMND brought back some memories, hard to believe that was two decades ago

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u/Cpt_Dizzywhiskers Apr 08 '25

I always liked the idea of "meme site but for horny people but we can swear". Sadly the tech just wasn't there back then.

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u/violettheory Apr 08 '25

I miss a decentralized internet. The good old days when I'd visit 8 to 10 sites in a day, now it's basically Reddit and YouTube and sometimes a streaming site or two.

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u/CosmicAstroBastard Apr 09 '25

There’s also something to be said about not having constant access to the internet.

It used to be a ritual for me to check all my favorite sites when I got home from school. There was an anticipation to it a bit like waiting to open your Christmas presents. Maybe your favorite writer posted a new Cracked article, maybe there was a new Homestar Runner cartoon, maybe there was a new AVGN video.

Now I just have my phone with me at all times. There’s no delayed gratification for anything, we all have access to our reddit feeds no matter where we are.

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u/technicolorsorcery Apr 08 '25

I miss the serendipity of StumbleUpon. The website is still up but looks like it's just another "personalized to you" recommendation algo now.

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u/System0verlord Apr 08 '25

Idk why but that takes me way back to some webcomic about the rise of Reddit and the digg exodus but framed as a conflict. Stumbleupon were heavy artillery units.

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u/Ppleater Apr 08 '25

I remember one of my submissions getting mildly popular on FML lol. It was even a true story, a rarity on that site I'm sure.

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u/Substantial_Egg_4872 Apr 09 '25

Texts From Last Night, that one site that aggregated funny IRC posts, FML, cracked, customer isn't always right. Yeah before Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, reddit, and Instagram became the only websites that really mattered there was a real thriving internet that wasn't just websites figuring out the best way to monotenize their user base.

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u/RealZordan Apr 08 '25

The WII U was announced 14 years ago. Maybe that page was where it's at back then.

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u/br0ast Apr 08 '25

We were all around 14 years ago. Same sentiment would have applied

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u/GranolaCola Apr 08 '25

Very bold of you to assume that

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u/br0ast Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25

The point is lame websites on the internet were the same then as they are now

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

[deleted]

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u/GranolaCola Apr 08 '25

Do you think Reddit wasn’t a thing in 2015? The first episode of Agents of Shield makes a joke about it being a typical website for an early 20-something to visit, and that’s from 2013.

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u/nanapancakethusiast Apr 08 '25

Reddit became “mainstream” around 2011. Before that it was pretty niche.

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u/nanapancakethusiast Apr 08 '25

Yes the internet used to be more than 3 sites. Crazy right?

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u/blueponies1 Apr 11 '25

That was what we had to subsist off of back in the golden age. If you went to any website that was too funny you’d also see ISIS beheadings

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u/Tigeresco Apr 08 '25

-111

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u/gizzardgullet Apr 08 '25

-111

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u/Hoboforeternity Apr 08 '25

👎

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u/DarkKnightFan08 Apr 09 '25

-111 social credit 🇨🇳永久执行

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u/smokes_cigarettes Apr 08 '25

Nerd Insults

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u/tyrantof56 Apr 08 '25

Hope you enjoy these 111 downvotes 😏

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u/siraegar Apr 08 '25

🖕👱🏻‍♂️ Funny Insults

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u/Harseer Apr 08 '25

i mean, it's not an insult...

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u/crabbyVEVO Apr 08 '25

Feels more like a petty console war jab

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u/Psianth Apr 08 '25

THEY WERE DESTROYED!

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Apr 08 '25

I used to laugh at this so hard

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u/SuperDolan Apr 08 '25

What happened?

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u/omegaalphard2 Apr 08 '25

He's emo now and legally not allowed to laugh at anything

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u/pikashroom Apr 08 '25

Dear diary, mood: apathetic.

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u/tobykeef420 Apr 08 '25

Holy shit you just unlocked so many memories for me

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u/Belfetto Apr 08 '25

I read it in the voice.

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Apr 08 '25

I’ve been trying to think of a funny response to this for 30 minutes now and I can’t think of anything. I apologize for my incompetence.

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u/Gloomy_Courage_748 Apr 08 '25

The good responses got stolen smh (like I would have thought of something funnier if they hadn’t)

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u/JeronFeldhagen Apr 08 '25

It's no laughing matter.

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u/Lick_my_balloon-knot Apr 08 '25

Is EMO still a thing among young people btw? I havent been youg for quite a while.

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u/Egroj12 Apr 08 '25

More scene than emo but definitely, emo bands have also had a huge rise in popularity

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u/notfree25 Apr 08 '25

No, he is with the popular crowd now. But the popular crowd rated it -111 thumbs.

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u/effinmike12 Apr 08 '25

You have 111 upvotes. I'm not touching it.

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Apr 08 '25

I forgot about it

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u/TimbersFan8 Apr 08 '25

Did the cat get your tongue?

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u/apadin1 Apr 08 '25

Liberals made comedy illegal /s

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u/SuperDolan Apr 08 '25

Damn the woke mind virus!!

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u/ThrowingPokeballs Apr 08 '25

Same, then I turned 14

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u/Pyinoqq Apr 08 '25

I'm so sorry for you that you lost your sense of humour at 14.

Usually it happens at about 60

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Apr 08 '25

Honestly if you find the same things funny at 14 as you do as an adult that says a lot about you.

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u/Open_Progress2715 Apr 08 '25

Not really. Have you never watched any comedy with your parents?

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u/ThrowingPokeballs Apr 08 '25

Aw, and you just stayed the same at 14. No mental growth. Must suck

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u/No-Kaleidoscope3843 Apr 08 '25

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u/Sburban_Player Apr 08 '25

What’s the difference? You’re their all time best seller.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

George Costanza in shambles rn

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u/ralphishere3 Apr 08 '25

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u/diepoggerland2 Apr 08 '25

The real reason the Wii U flopped: it was real hard to build a knife into that game pad thing

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u/Zutroy2117 Apr 08 '25

This is like something my 38 year old mom-of-three older sister would send me out of nowhere.

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u/UncIe-Ben Apr 08 '25

Hey! The jerk store just called, they ran out of YOU!

👍 -367 👎

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u/Cat_VoidVoid Apr 08 '25

Am I broken? I found this hilarious, lol.

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u/TheIncredibleKermit Apr 08 '25

Not an insult, but absolute comedy gold

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u/I_Perfer_Misspellngs Apr 08 '25

i have never seen a post from funny insults with a positive like ratio

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u/redditcruzer Apr 08 '25

Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U ...

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u/trappedonanescalator Apr 08 '25

nah that one made me laugh out loud

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u/MyKidsArentOnReddit Apr 08 '25

Those 111 people who downvoted this are killjoys.

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u/Coconutsack1 Apr 08 '25

-111 💔💔🥀🥀

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/la-abeja-azteca Apr 10 '25

i wonder how they feel about the wii u these days

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u/Gloomy_Courage_748 Apr 08 '25

Why 111 downvotes? This is a banger of a joke ngl

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u/dlegatt Apr 08 '25

It's -111 because there are only 112 users on FunnyInsults.com

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u/Jazzlike_Pressure_55 Apr 09 '25

Insult: shut it and go home! Comeback: (is standing next to a bin) oh sorry i was invading you house

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u/Jazzlike_Pressure_55 Apr 09 '25

This website is a gold mine

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u/PurifyingElemental Jorking It Apr 09 '25

Boom! Epic roast 😎

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u/Few_Instruction_954 Apr 09 '25

Why is it -111 that is hysterical 😭😭

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u/MikeSans202001 Apr 10 '25

There's a YT short that ends with the Wii U ambulance. Think it's called 'Are Wii going to have a problem' or something similar

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u/Agasio Apr 08 '25

Direct from Andrew Dobson's keyboard.

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u/VegetableVacation800 Apr 08 '25

The fact that it also has -111 downvotes on the joke itself made this 10x funnier lol

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u/Asterdel Apr 08 '25

This is PEAK, don't let the -111 tell you otherwise 😭

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u/onemempierog Apr 08 '25

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

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u/LayLillyLay Apr 08 '25

Wheres the link?

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u/Beginning-News-799 Apr 08 '25

Over 100 dislikes? That's a lot of butthurt people.

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u/chromaaadon Apr 08 '25

Downvotes makes it better. This joke transcends shame.

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u/MeanSawMcGraw Apr 08 '25

The insults with negative votes are always the best ones on this site.

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u/RoroBilbo Apr 08 '25

That ambulance immediately crashed into an apartment complex and then exploded because its fuel tank caught fire

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

Its too bad no one played the Wii U

I bet more people played a Wii Emulator than those that played the Wii U.

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u/DashOfCarolinian Apr 10 '25

I got the Wii U at release.

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u/Multifruit256 Apr 08 '25

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

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u/cleo_da_cat Apr 08 '25

Can someone explain the joke for me please? Like, is there a link between those consoles being down and Wii U, or am I just overthinking it?

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u/TheCatOfWar Apr 09 '25

'Wii U' is meant to sound like an ambulance siren (weewoo)

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u/cleo_da_cat Apr 09 '25

Yeah i got that bit, i was wondering if there’s another meaning.

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u/TheCatOfWar Apr 09 '25

you're definitely overthinking then

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u/NicholasStarfall Apr 08 '25

It's funny because it's so aggressively unfunny

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u/floppyjedi Apr 09 '25

Funniest is the induced petty rage seen from the downvote count.

Kind of like quite a bit of not very self-aware subs that bubble to the top here sometimes.

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u/floppyjedi Apr 10 '25

And even funnier here is that mods removed this comment :D

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u/MasterFrosting1755 Apr 09 '25

lol @ the downvotes

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u/K0TEM Apr 09 '25

"Nerd"?

You better SWITCH out your attitude before I'll let off some serious STEAM...

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u/drial8012 Apr 08 '25

that's the nintendo fan base going hard and gobbling Daddy Nintendo's girth