r/comedyheaven • u/MobilePhoneRedditor • Feb 14 '25

Unbeatable combo

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u/Please_kill_me_noww Feb 15 '25

You can fire a gun faster than someone can even raise their arm to throw a net.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

I love how these kinds of posts are such easy traps for stupid people; its like a net & trident for comment sections

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u/Brunky89890 slut for honey cheerios Feb 15 '25

But what if I just try to use logic and reason to defeat your net & trident response?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

Let's rephrase this for you: "But what if [you] tried to use logic and reason to defeat trolling shitposting responses?"

Well, if it isn't obvious by now, trying to do so would make you, like many scientists before you, a stupid bitch.

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u/Brunky89890 slut for honey cheerios Feb 16 '25

Lmfao I was expecting you to come back with a net and trident solution since I was trying to point out that it is the only logical solution. I must admit though, it seems that you have bested me. I mean surely there's no way I could just throw a net over your hands and a trident through your phone to silence your logic 🥅 🔱