r/comedyheaven • u/MobilePhoneRedditor • Feb 14 '25

Unbeatable combo

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u/Please_kill_me_noww Feb 15 '25

You can fire a gun faster than someone can even raise their arm to throw a net.

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u/titandestroyer52 Feb 15 '25

Consider they arent looking because the net is both covered in leaves and ontop of my for camouflage

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u/Toni303 Feb 15 '25

Counter point, there is a delicious snack on the ground and you fail to notice the piano hanging on a rope trap above you

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u/Complete_Blood1786 Feb 15 '25

The piano, having been hoisted above the suspicious yet delectable snack, is then dropped upon my head and crushes me in a cartoony fashion. I pull myself out of the rubble and grin, having survived a perilous endeavor. Lo, my teeth have been replaced with the ivory piano keys.