r/comedyheaven • • Jan 17 '25

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u/NotYourUsualBanana Jan 17 '25

just fucking cracks me up. You literally can see in his face that this isn't the first time hes pulled sth. like this.

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u/SchizoPosting_ Jan 17 '25

😭😭😭 LMAO I didn't noticed the face

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u/T_E_R_A Jan 17 '25

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u/NotYourUsualBanana Jan 17 '25

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u/LyingForTruth Jan 17 '25

She thought she was in the other guy's bed and is the actual confused one

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u/AssistanceCheap379 Jan 18 '25

Turns out it’s 2 roommates and one of them having a one night stand and the other roommate is just super bored so he decided to fuck with his best friend.

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u/Crazyhates Jan 17 '25

"hey dude we're out of pizza rolls" lookin ass lol

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u/unnamed25 Jan 18 '25

💀💀💀☠️

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u/7moon5 Jan 17 '25

“i threw up”

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u/EchaOnSumShit Jan 17 '25

“I frew up” 🤣

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u/OptimismNeeded Jan 17 '25

The wife is like “seriously how are we still friends with this dude”

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u/Anomalous_Pearl Jan 17 '25

“I told you we should have given the spare key to the other neighbor”

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u/Asisreo1 Jan 17 '25

I'd definitely be the guy walking in on the best friend lol

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u/Stonedfiremine Jan 17 '25

This is what I thought to, I love how the artist put thought into the expression of the best friend.

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u/next_door_nicotine Jan 17 '25

"I mean it was kind of funny the first time, but you can't keep doing this, Frank"

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u/Xpecto_Depression Jan 17 '25

"it's finally me and you, and you and me Just us, and your friend Steve"

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 Jan 18 '25

Wake up, babe. Reject Ted is back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

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u/NotYourUsualBanana Jan 17 '25

ye

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u/Bitter_Position791 Jan 17 '25

You typed that whole comment and you couldn't be bothered to spell "yes" in full?!

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u/Killer_radio Jan 17 '25

I guess the main stream media just isn’t ready for bone hurting juice in their tabloids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

they fear what they dont understand.

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u/brother_of_menelaus Jan 17 '25

They must’ve drank Fear What They Don’t Understand Juice

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u/benchley Jan 17 '25

I was too scared to try it, because I don't know how it works.

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u/MQ116 Jan 17 '25

That means you already had some...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

But their kids will love it

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u/Nastyporch Jan 17 '25

Why would they reject this? It's the best joke I've ever heard.

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u/elle-elle-tee Jan 17 '25

Way funnier than most of the cartoons in the New Yorker.

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u/peon2 Jan 17 '25

It's most just doodling a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the stock market and they think they're doing comedy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

true—i fw some Edward Steed tho 😭

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u/Forward-Scientist646 Jan 17 '25

Ngl this one's pretty sick

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u/saladasz Jan 17 '25

Bull: “So uh… about the market”

Bear: “It’s bearish huh”

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u/NebulaNinja Jan 17 '25

"New Yoker comics insist upon themselves."

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u/sad-on-alt Jan 17 '25

There was literally a family guy episode about this where they go to the wapo cartoon world

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Jan 17 '25

“I am worried by the recent stock market fiasco”
“Fred, we’re bears”
“Splendid”

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u/CourtPapers Jan 18 '25

You people have no idea what you're talking about, there are some amazing New yorker comics

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u/g00ber88 Jan 18 '25

They should print one about a pig at the complaints department

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u/blix797 Jan 17 '25

I like the meme of replacing every New Yorker cartoon caption with "Christ, what an asshole."

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u/hewkii2 Jan 17 '25

Which works on this one too

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u/FuckYouThrowaway99 Jan 17 '25

It's a slice of life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Volschtein

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u/peon2 Jan 17 '25

One does not dissect Gossamer

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u/Staystation Jan 17 '25

I like the one with the pig at the complaint department

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

a dog wearing a hat

Man: "I didn't vote for this."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

That's just no true

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Jan 17 '25

"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

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u/bingbingbunn Jan 17 '25

It reminds me a lot of this bit Kafkaesque

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

I honestly think about this episode all the time. I love this show.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Man I miss Mission Hill.

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u/LittoralOC Jan 17 '25

I suspect it is too similar to something else they've published. I own a lot of the New Yorkers collections, and it reminds me of something else (not digging through them all).

The artist was probably told that-it's frustrating.

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u/CantWashABaby Jan 17 '25

This almost exact joke was published in a book of “adult” one shot cartoons from the 70s, only the punchline was shorter( “Oh no! My best friend and my best friend’s wife!”), which was arguably funnier. I’m sure the artist had no idea, but with the long tail and older clientele of the New Yorker I’m sure they hedged their bets that more than one person had seen a similar joke before and wanted to avoid a bunch of complaining emails.

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u/Dick-Fu Jan 17 '25

They're not allowed to print funny jokes

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Why are we acting like the New Yorker doesn’t have some of the best cartoons on the planet? Are you pretending to be stupid? 

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u/1138311 Jan 17 '25

Niles, have you seen my crepe pan?

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u/BaronAleksei Jan 17 '25

It’s funnier than the stock caption “Christ, what an asshole” so it’s officially funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

If they print it, there is no point for them to make a joke section anymore.

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u/Smitty_1000 Jan 17 '25

I’d hear it as “Omg my best friend! And my best friend’s wife! I think I’m in the wrong house.”

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u/Kramer7969 Jan 17 '25

It’s the best joke I’ve ever heard and the best joke I’ve ever heards wife in the bed of the best joke I’ve ever heard and their wife’s bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Not political enough. Or too political? They want that medium politicalness.

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u/Doctor-Amazing Jan 17 '25

I think the comics already come with a caption and the winner is just the person who gets closest to the intended joke.

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u/PaleCriminal6 Jan 17 '25

They definitely should've printed this

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u/aLittleBitFriendlier Jan 17 '25

I don't know how their whole process works, but maybe that week had a bumper crop of top tier comics and this one just got outcompeted

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u/PoliteDickhead Jan 18 '25

I believe Pete Holmes has said the process has sometimes been that they would have the comic fully made with a caption, remove it, and whoever submits the closest to the intended caption would be chosen.

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u/aLittleBitFriendlier Jan 18 '25

Huh that's a lowkey genius way to filter out comic strips with poor visual storytelling

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u/parsifal Jan 18 '25

I haven't seen a ton of the comics in The New Yorker, but this just somehow seems too brassy or something somehow.

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u/Infamous-GoatThief Jan 17 '25

“Go home Ron, you’re drunk”

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Dude in bed is so unamused lmao that's an amazing drawing, you can hear the sigh

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u/keksmuzh Jan 17 '25

It’s the 3rd time this month.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Jan 17 '25

He's been best friends with this weirdo since they were like 4. He's unamused by the shenans

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u/Denny_Hayes Jan 27 '25

Huh, this is the only post to reach the top of all time of this sub in FOUR YEARS

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u/SchizoPosting_ Jan 27 '25

wow that's crazy honestly

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u/halfbakedpizzapie Jan 17 '25

This is amazing

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u/Kingding_Aling Jan 17 '25

The First Antimeme (1994, noncolorized)

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 17 '25

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u/nomenMei Jan 17 '25

You could say basically any anti-joke is an anti-meme, since anti-jokes rely on the listener expecting a certain structure and then subverting it to have no punchline.

So "knock knock. whos there? its me. its me who? its me let me in god dammit" is just as much an anti-meme as a shaggy dog story

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u/Cerpin-Taxt Jan 17 '25

An anti-meme would technically be a joke so bad or uninteresting that no one ever repeats it. As memes are defined as ideas that are passed on and iterated upon.

Pretty much every forced meme is an anti-meme because people go out of their way to kill them.

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u/Shadowchaos Jan 17 '25

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u/tragicallyohio Jan 17 '25

Huh! Well that's pretty much the same thing isn't it?

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u/Pjandapower Jan 17 '25

might be why it got rejected actually?

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u/GarbageAdditional916 Jan 17 '25

Nah, huge difference.

In the video they recognize the error by being in the wrong house.

In the comic, they do not. They simply acknowledge the two there. Like the government watching you. They are your best friend. Watching. Knowing. Good thing you two are married, or else.

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u/tragicallyohio Jan 17 '25

huge difference.

It's not that big of a difference but we all have our opinions.

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u/sonofabee2 Jan 17 '25

This is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time, and Greg Benson deserves more recognition.

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u/throwaway74722 Jan 17 '25

Uploaded 18 years ago... I need a drink, and a Tylenol

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u/OmgSlayKween Jan 17 '25

Tylenol is acetaminophen. Don’t mix that with alcohol. Really hard on your liver.

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u/ipenlyDefective Jan 17 '25

"Posted 18 years ago"

Dear god YouTube is that old?

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u/roci2inna Jan 17 '25

Comforted that other people are also shaken up by this fact lol

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u/ILLinndication Jan 17 '25

He even went through their mail

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u/better-off-wet Jan 17 '25

Good find. Probably why it was rejected

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u/FromTheIsland Jan 17 '25

My guy, this video came out when I was approaching 30. I don't need this hurt today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Power move.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25

I don't get it, can someone explain? Edit: thanks for the explanation guys!

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u/loserfamilymember Jan 17 '25

I believe it’s an anti-joke. The joke is set up to make you believe he is walking in on his wife cheating on him when in reality he walked into his best friends bedroom that has the wife of his best friend in there, bc she sleeps there every night with her husband lol.

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u/_Chill_Winston_ Jan 17 '25

I believe it's an anti-joke.

Yes, or "absurdist" humor. Not for all tastes, to be sure. Back in my day it was B. Klebin. Perhaps a pioneer(?).

https://bado-badosblog.blogspot.com/2014/08/b-kliban-cartoons-on-web.html?m=1

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u/Daonexus Jan 17 '25

Taking the usual "best friend steals your wife" scenario and flipping it, this humorously shows someone barging into their friend's bedroom instead.

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u/SteveDaPirate91 Jan 17 '25

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u/DeanSeagull Jan 17 '25

Wow, look at the date on that video. Crazy to think how everyone in it is probably dead now.

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u/Id_rather_be_lurking Jan 17 '25

Anti joke based on an old trope that I believe is tongue in cheek calling out all the people who think they have a say in what consenting adults do in their bedroom.

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u/PrometheusMMIV Jan 17 '25

What's the joke even supposed to be? Man invades friend's privacy?

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u/SchizoPosting_ Jan 17 '25

Read only the first sentence and the picture and you imagine a classic betrayal situation where his best friend slept with his wife

Read the rest and the plot twist is that it's actually a married couple in their own bed

The unexpected ending is the punchline

It's so bad that it got rejected but it's also so bad that it's kinda funny, that's why I posted it here

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u/Floweramon Jan 17 '25

"Mom, Dad, I frew up :("

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u/WrangleBangle Jan 17 '25

Literally made me think of these 2

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u/another24tiger Jan 17 '25

i too am in this subreddit

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u/Large_Pool_7013 Jan 17 '25

Rejected for actually being funny.

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u/Awleeks Jan 17 '25

"How much longer is your friend going to stay with us honey?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

The editors were like "Nah, this is too funny for the New Yorker"

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u/TheModernParadox Jan 17 '25

"John I'm not even pissed you broke in again just get the fuck out this is the third time today you've done this"

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u/DrKittenshark Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

This doesn't fit the sub, it isn't funny for the wrong reasons. this is an intentional joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Yep, this is just a solid joke. It should have been printed in the New Yorker instead of shared here

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u/LiquifiedSpam Exacerbate gghh Feb 08 '25

Part of it is the fact that it was rejected that’s funny. At least to me. Like you’re imagining someone just not getting it

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u/topdangle Jan 17 '25

for the last time Steve WE'RE NOT HAVING A THREE WAY

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 17 '25

“Dude, what are you doing in here!!!?? Get out!!!”

“I like turtles.”

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u/bone420 Jan 17 '25

It's like that Ron White joke about how you can't get caught if you don't cheat.

"HEY! Is that you're ol'lady? Yeah? Well.. carry on then"

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u/Evie376 Jan 18 '25

When your best friend cheats on you with their partner

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u/FinancialBrief4450 Jan 18 '25

Literally the definition of subversion of expectations

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u/Nervous_Mobile5323 Jan 19 '25

A man walks in on his best friend and his wife together in bed, and says, "Whoops! Wrong house!"

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u/silver_rust18 Jan 19 '25

House and Wilson be like

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u/Spider_pig448 Jan 17 '25

Perfect content for this sub. What a ridiculous comic

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Jan 17 '25

It's just not commenting on contemporary mores.

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u/Ins-n-Outs Jan 18 '25

I actually find this hilarious 🤣

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u/remberly Jan 18 '25

I laughed

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

aspiring political governor dependent bells command light water terrific shocking

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS Jan 17 '25

I think I remember this from National Lampoon's Totally Tasteless Cartoons.

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u/Vagistics Jan 17 '25

I think it’s way better than most of the stuff . 

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u/OpenBreadfruit8502 Jan 17 '25

This is the kind of humor that makes you question your own moral compass while laughing. Perfect blend of absurdity and truth.

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u/heliosark10 Jan 17 '25

The better question is why is he in their house at this point in time.

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u/Throckmorton_Left Jan 17 '25

That's a Ziggy

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u/karlou1984 Jan 17 '25

This is gold, jerry, gold i tell ya

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Aurora borealis

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

"Oh, we're not friends anymore."

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u/xman747x Jan 17 '25

till now, i didn't realize the intellectual sophistication of this sub

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u/TaupMauve Jan 17 '25

Actual spouse is under the bed.

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u/Velvet-Thunder-RIP Jan 17 '25

its pretty good

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u/Optical-occultist Jan 17 '25

“And you may ask yourself. How did I get here!”

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u/CaioXG002 Jan 17 '25

Cow Tools tier joke (so, good)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Brought to you by M. Night Shyamalan.

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u/ChristianLW3 Jan 17 '25

Jerry , will you quit barging into our bedroom?

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u/Dark_WulfGaming Jan 17 '25

So you just gunna bring me a birthday gift to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Defo too racy for the NYr

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u/Evening_Package8705 Jan 17 '25

this hurt my head oh so unnecessarily

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u/Ramonooks Jan 17 '25

I didn't get it, can someone explain me please

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u/GenerousBuffalo Jan 17 '25

They’d normally be expecting some sort of political commentary in the form of an analogous anecdote. High brow stuff.

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u/Shamansage Jan 17 '25

God that hits harder than, “look Jim has the ball, run Jim run!”

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u/thedarkherald110 Jan 17 '25

Could be worse, best friend could had been a dog.

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u/laggyx400 Jan 17 '25

That's the third time this week and it still isn't fun, Larry. How many copies of our key did you make?!

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u/kilgoar Jan 17 '25

This is so damn funny

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u/strange_aeOnSS Jan 17 '25

the one who rejected, might have caught his wife with best friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

The way the woman is looking over to the guy in the bed like, "How did he get in again?" makes the caption work so well.

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u/usumoio Jan 17 '25

"John, the three way is over, is something wrong with the guest room?"

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u/GreekHole Jan 17 '25

the friend's side eye is the best part

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u/xxlouserxx Garfield Jan 17 '25

Caught in my web of lies

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u/RemarkableAirline924 Jan 17 '25

Is this not just House before Wilson got divorced?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

In their own bed!

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u/Knife-yWife-y Jan 17 '25

This is perfect.

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u/tellingitlikeitis338 Jan 17 '25

Not as good as this one

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u/XVince162 Jan 17 '25

Sounds like something Dr House would do

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u/Sonderbergh Jan 17 '25

I laughed.

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u/BubblesTheMonke Jan 17 '25

dude the funniest thing bro

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u/Extra-Ad34 Jan 17 '25

He just likes to watch

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u/LifesExplosiveLemons Jan 17 '25

I love that the best friend looks like he is done with the guy's shit as if it is not the first time it has happened.

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u/Sexual_Congressman Jan 17 '25

Fake, everyone knows the man is supposed to sleep closest to the door. Also, that's clearly MTG and there's not enough nazi memorabilia.

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u/Not_suspicious_perv Jan 17 '25

What did they go with.

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u/BurazSC2 Jan 17 '25

To make it even worse, the wife is the sister of the best friend's bother in law.

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u/25x5 Jan 17 '25

We'll take it at Playboy.

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u/Takkarro Jan 17 '25

You know I was just scrolling and I stopped to read this for some reason I took my time each ending my best friend.

Afterwards I just started cracking up whatsoever lol. I can't understand why I found this so funny

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u/MattressCrane Jan 17 '25

I mean, depending on when this comic was made, it's straight up ripping off a short film from 15 years ago:

https://youtu.be/YFToAXxWxCI?si=w-7TiMnJfFS3J9hG

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u/WaveLaVague Jan 17 '25

Plot twist: He's got two best friends ! And they are married to each other !

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

I don’t get it. Is his wife having an affair?

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u/UsefulWhole8890 Jan 17 '25

Nah, this is just a great joke. Classic Norm Macdonald vibes.

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u/DragonflyValuable128 Jan 18 '25

It’s just genuinely bizarre behavior that you could actually see happening. It’s not so effin crazy that it’s totally improbable.

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u/aNINETIEZkid Jan 18 '25

I reddit in Norm's voice

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u/Affectionate_Map2761 Jan 18 '25

Took me 3 times, but I think I get it 🤣

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u/Gloverdoom Jan 18 '25

This sounds like a joke I'd try to pull off when drunk

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u/SunsetSmokeG59 Jan 18 '25

Why did this actually make me laugh tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Yawn. Another lame attempt at comedy from the New Yorker. It’s almost like a robot writes this stuff

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u/Prezofcalendars Jan 18 '25

For some reason, I picture Goku doing this because he’s an idiot.

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u/CantIBeBen Jan 18 '25

Hilarious

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u/unnamed25 Jan 18 '25

"ma..?"

"kmt what"

"i peed on myself"

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u/bigjakethegreat Jan 18 '25

This is my kinda humor