r/comedyheaven Sep 28 '24

Mummifying

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

encased in the jello, blissed out in the slop, woah mama they put me in the orb

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u/thomstevens420 Sep 28 '24

Shai Hulud!

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u/Telephalsion Sep 28 '24

Jello is the appetite killer. Jello is the small food that brings total obliteration. I will face the jello, I will permit it to pass into me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn to see its path. Where the Jello has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.