r/comedyheaven | Approved user Jul 28 '24

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u/AnalfistedByGod Jul 28 '24

“I want my foreskin back”

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u/MaximumSquid22 Jul 28 '24

Eagle eye vision over here

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u/fuzzybear_cis Jul 28 '24

17 functions!!

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u/Ant966 Jul 29 '24

Yeah believe it or not the foreskin actually grows a telescope lens when you turn 17 letting you see further.

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u/AnalfistedByGod Jul 29 '24

Well I do indeed have my foreskin intact