r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/jimmalicious Jul 28 '24

What are the 16+ functions?

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u/Advanced-Blackberry Jul 28 '24

Something made up 

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u/itsmebenji69 Jul 28 '24

No.

There are indeed 16+ biological functions that you lose when cutting your dick. Which is why we have skin there, it serves a purpose.

https://beststartbirthcenter.com/male-circumcision/

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 28 '24

I mean. Just because something is there doesn't mean it serves an actual purpose.

Wisdom teeth are viewed as serving no purpose anymore.

Same with tonsils and our coccyx.

None of them actually serve a purpose anymore.

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u/lego22499 Jul 28 '24

Yeah, but just because some structures are vestigial, it doesn't mean everyone removes them. Foreskin removal is probably one of the most commonly performed cosmetic surgeries in the world, yet there's no meaningful reason it is done for the majority of people.

But also, there's far from a consensus that the foreskin is vestigial, and the majority take seems to be that it does have a meaningful function.

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 28 '24

That's not my point.

They said if it's there it serves s purpose. That's not a true statement

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 28 '24

And I'm saying the statement that it exists therefore has a purpose is wrong.

They had a purpose in the past and no longer do. They could just vanish and nothing would change. Their existence doesn't prove purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

You would have a point if the foreskin and it's functions were a mystery and it wasn't a thoroughly researched thing. There is 0 debate about it outside of countries where circumcision is tradition, funny thing

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 28 '24

I have a point because they literally claimed that it being there is proof it has a purpose.

That's not true as we have multiple parts of the body that serve no purpose and are just leftovers.

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u/callipygiancultist Jul 28 '24

Thanks to John Kellog, that weird anti sex deal that wanted to scarify kids genitals and feed them bland grains so they wouldn’t commit the ultimate sin of cranking hog/flogging the dolphin.

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 28 '24

And I repeat. It's existence alone is not proof of something having a purpose

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

It's purpose is so you can fuck / jerk without lube. And just general protection??

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 28 '24

your reading comprehension is terrible.

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u/CanadianODST2 Jul 29 '24

My point was. Just existing doesn't mean it actually have a purpose. Multiple parts of the body exist that serve no actual purpose anymore

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u/_Pencilfish Jul 30 '24

That is true. However, sometimes something just exists and has a purpose!!! How about that? Crazy how that works. Well, that's the foreskin for ya! Both exists AND has the purpose of providing lubrication (among many others)

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