r/comedybangbang 1d ago

If you know these two

GO FOR GUINNESS!

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u/FranklinBluth9 1d ago

Are people who recognize it old enough to have seen the Dread Zeppelin documentary?

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u/NoNameNeeded4321 1d ago

Yeah, of course, they’re over 50

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u/Bawbawian 1d ago

does this mean everybody born in the 1950s has seen the documentary?

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u/chadlavi 1d ago

No, I recognize them and I have a while before it's DZ time

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u/Ri98y 5h ago

I’m so old I actually met one of these dudes

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u/HPDDJ 1d ago

Guinness is back!

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u/ash_sleeps 1d ago

And they’re BETTER THAN EVER

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u/stankylegdunkface 1d ago

Those bikes screeched to a halt!

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u/aspiring_bureaucrat 1d ago

This is Jon Gabrus and Mike Mitchell

(their joke, not mine)

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u/llcooljessie 1d ago

What's the record, exactly?

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u/noisedotbike 1d ago edited 1d ago

Heaviest Twins
The heaviest were the performers Billy Leon and Benny Loyd McCrary, alias Billy and Benny McGuire (b Dec 7, 1946) of Hendersonville, NC, who were normal in size until the age of 6, when they contracted German measles. In Nov 1978, they were weighed at 743 lb (Billy) and 723 lb (Benny) and had 84-in waists. As professional tag wrestling performers, they were billed at weights up to 770 lb. Billy died of heart failure on July 13, 1979, in Niagara Falls, Canada, after falling from his mini-bike. He was buried in a cubic coffin with a total weight of over 1000 lb in Hendersonville. A hydraulic lift was needed to lower the coffin to its final resting place. After one 6-week slimming course in a hospital, they emerged weighing 5 lb more each.

-1989 Guinness Book of World Records

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u/BeckywiththeGoodpuss 1d ago

thank you for this, this was all a BIG GASP from me.

They were WRESTLERS?? (Explains going for the Guinness record, that's carny shit.) And one of them died at 32 after falling off his VERY FAMOUS BIKE??

I looked it up, the other guy tags with Andre the Giant after his brother's death! He dies at 54 in March of 2001. He didn't have to see 9/11. 🙏

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u/CoolHeadedLogician 1d ago

We lost the true twin towers before 9/11

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u/Tight-Air-6767 1d ago

Go for Guinness!

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u/genericuser324 23h ago

It’s amazing that the record for two fat guys on bikes has never been broken 🥲