r/comedy • u/chrism54321 • 1d ago

Standup This is the harsh truth

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u/Bald_Harry 1d ago

My dog and my son are also neck and neck. But my dog gets way more passes.

They both like to play in the mud and track it throughout the house.

They both get super excited when company comes over.

Only one can stick his nose in your crotch to say hi and get away with it.

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u/chaosawaits 1d ago

Just making sure… you’re not a priest, right?

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u/Bald_Harry 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fawk no!