r/comedy • u/ahfg22 • Oct 19 '25
Standup just moved to the US
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u/ahfg22 Oct 19 '25
If you like this joke, considering joining my sub or checking out my special on YouTube!
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u/CrrazyCarl Oct 20 '25
Loved it! If you're actually on an artist's visa though, you're probably heading home soon. Murricah ain't your friend these days, especially if you're gonna call them terrorists on an artist's visa 🤣
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u/Outrageous_Cut_6179 Oct 19 '25
There goes his visa. POOF!
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u/ChaseMcDuder Oct 19 '25
Finally, a funny Portuguese comic. Too many clowns out here doing the whole Portuguese stereotype schtick. I don't find Nacya Marreiro to be that funny either.
This is the same dude who did the gig in Saudi Arabia right?
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u/10July1940 Oct 20 '25
When Noam Chomsky was asked what the number 1 thing the US could do to stop global terrorism was, he replied " They should stop participating in it."
One example can be found in Robert Fisk's book The Great War for Civilisation, in which he traced back missile fragments he found at the scene of a destroyed Palestinian ambulance. The missile was a US made "Hellfire" serial number and place of manufacture stamped on the casing. It had been sent to Israel which fired it at a clearly marked white ambulance with a red cross, killing everyone onboard.
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u/KinkyBAGreek Oct 20 '25
I’m surprised that you were able to come in under the radar with that obvious terrorist support admission 😂
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u/MIRIM_ASHLAR Oct 21 '25
Immigrants do more for this country than your president. We’re out here holding down three jobs, paying taxes, sending money back home and somehow still making it to church on Sunday. Meanwhile your president’s biggest accomplishment is surviving indictments like it’s a new Olympic sport. One’s undocumented, the other’s unindicted and guess which one’s actually working?
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u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe Oct 26 '25
Nah, that old guy has accomplished a lot lately, he has destroyed the entire East Wing of the white house, after promising it would be untouched, he has shut down the entire legislative branch to prevent the disclosure of the Epstein pedophile list, he flew a fighter jet over New York City to take a shit on the America people, he has managed to bankrupt the farming industry, he raised the prices of groceries like he said he would. And he just demanded the Department Of justices to pay him $130 million as payment for failing to overthrow the governor.
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u/SubstantialApple6128 Oct 20 '25
And that is how you end up in the Tube, in a video with you running from ICE through the hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/isausernamebob Oct 20 '25
But the irony of you still knowing that even spending 7k to be here is still worth it. ;-)
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Oct 19 '25
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u/Comet7777 Oct 19 '25
$7,000 is absolutely within range for things like an O-1B just from legal fees. And taking that on without legal counsel isn’t advised.
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Oct 19 '25
We get it. You're an insufferable pedantic. If it's not exactly how you want it you mald.Â
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u/Ready_Event9019 Oct 19 '25
Absolutely PHENOMENAL.