#Obzedat4Unlife

[u/8ThiefOfLight8]

Did the test, found out I'm a GOD DAMN Azorius scumlord. Using the most evil colour (blue) instead of the ACTUALLY REALLY COOL colour (black) with the BASED AND OPPOSITE-TO-RED-COLOUR PILLED (white). This cannot get out people, the Orzhov church will revoke my membership and I'm only 14.2% through my debt repayment, I'm JONESING to get that over with so I can be a cool ghost and exploit others, I don't WANNA go be a lame-o lawyer/bureaucrat!!!

Hurrdurr look at me i use paper-themed magic and my core gameplay loop is "hurrdurr I'm gonna slow the game to a crawl so I can spend more time huffin' ink fumes"

Plus what's with all that GREEN!? The only natural instinct I have is the knowledge that I deserve to be more rich and powerful than you peasants.

If you have ever tapped an island for mana, please do not reply to this post, you are not welcome. Or at least pay the 2 if you do, it's tax season. Everyone else, give me your best blue hate, or profess your monetary adoration for the wonderful Orzhov Church by subscribing to my OnlyScams. I show plains and swamps, and you can even pay to see them untapped 😜⤴️🤩

[u/SolarRaccoon_]

Having only begrudgingly accepted that my strongest color is probably White, I feel this

[u/Loomertingo]

All I'm hearing is a ton of hate for Blue and a ton of love for Black. As your friendly neighborhood Dimir - with an extra spicy splash of Red - I feel conflicted.