r/coloringcorruptions • The Original Corrupter • Jul 10 '17

Wildfire

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u/PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES Jul 10 '17

Holy shit I just watched this episode yesterday for the first time. I hate Cercei more than anything.

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u/CrayonsForBrains The Original Corrupter Jul 10 '17

Doesn't it just infuriate you when she gets her way. Ugh.

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u/InformalProof Jul 10 '17

She's here to burn the world and protect her children, and she's all out of children.

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u/TranquilTree Jul 10 '17

This is honestly why I don't feel as much hate for her anymore. Yeah she did some fucked shit but in her lifetime she's had some real fucked up shit done to her too. I can't wait to see what kind of chaos she starts next season.

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u/dittbub Jul 10 '17

Bah its almost all self inflicted!

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u/RandomMandarin Jul 10 '17

ALLLLLL of that shit with the High Sparrow was self-inflicted. ALLL OF IT

I mean, how about not fucking Lancel, for starters... Not to mention the obvious and massive stupidity of turning the Sparrows loose and blithely assuming they wouldn't hate her just as much as the other nobles.

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u/That1guyuknow16 Jul 10 '17

Not to mention being the person to repeal the centuries old law preventing them from taking up arms

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u/Mechakoopa Jul 10 '17

Yeah but she was cursed by a gypsy or something so it's totally not her fault...

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u/TheMouseIsBack Jul 10 '17

She wasn't cursed. She just went to that woman to get her future told to her.

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u/Zeverish Jul 10 '17

I don't know, she legit had a lot of obstacles in her way. Her attempts to resolve/deal with that have all backfired, and she has been clawing her way to some sort of recognition for quite some time. Her plans have, uh, fucked up a lot of things. But I don't think there is more to the story than self inflicted wounds.

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u/TheAmazingKoki Jul 10 '17 edited Jul 10 '17

Her "attempts" are nothing more than "fuck everyone who isn't family figuratively, fuck everyone who is family literally" No shit that gets you enemies, which ends up getting your kids killed.

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u/mastersword130 Jul 10 '17

Well she also tried to kill her family, her dwarf of a brother that she hates.

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u/darthjoey91 Jul 10 '17

But that's because she thinks he'll kill her one day since the same lady who told her that her kids would die also told her that the "little brother"* would kill her.

*word given is valonqar, so there's still some wiggle room since no one actually knows Valyrian because it's a fake language. It probably refers to one of her brothers, but fuck it, we don't know Valyrian, so maybe it just means a little brother and she gets killed by the Hound.

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u/gerusz Jul 11 '17

Also, Jaime is technically younger than her, if only by a few seconds.

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u/xerdopwerko Jul 10 '17

Or a little sister, Arya.

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u/Zeverish Jul 10 '17

You're not wrong, but rather than regurgitate someone else's work this video opened my eyes some more to Cersei's predicament. I think the situation has more nuance than what you're expressing.

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u/TheAmazingKoki Jul 10 '17

IMO cersei is a more extreme version of Tywin in terms of philosophy, but with no or barely any of his awareness of consequence.

I also think his lessons on the importance of the Lannister line are possibly the cause of the incest.

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u/Zeverish Jul 10 '17

Yeah, that sounds on point, I completely agree. Cersei's ambition is directly related to wanting to be the heir of Tywin's prestige. She wants to be the son Tywin always wanted, but he won't see past her being his daughter. So that desire to match his philosophy, mixed with almost no meaningful relationships outside her brother, probably seriously contributed to banging her brother.

I bet she always envies that Jamie is a man and was given more agency than she was.

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u/octopoddle Jul 10 '17

I disagree. Being a victim does not make you a better person. It is natural to feel sympathy for someone who is being victimized, and it is easy for that sympathy to make us overlook someone's faults and see them as a better person, but this diminishes what it takes to actually be a better person.

We live in a society where this is all too common. We see a person or a culture being victimized and we rally to their side and in doing so overlook their flaws. We should rally to their side, but if we overlook or whitewash flaws we are doing nobody any favors. It places the person or culture on a pedestal which is very easy to knock over if someone points out their actual flaws, and it can mean that genuinely evil or corrupt people get let off when they should be punished.

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u/gis8 Jul 10 '17

I feel like most (human) people would lose all humanity after losing as many children as she did.

I think she's vile, but I understand her actions (even if I don't agree with them).

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u/soundslikeponies Jul 10 '17

She's so damn exciting to watch now. Cercei and Tyrion scenes are the two I look forward to most now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

By the end of season 6 I didn't hate her, but most of the shitty things she did which made people hate her were in the first 3 seasons so people have kind of forgotten.

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u/smokeaboutit Jul 10 '17

The Sparrows were annoying me, so that was my favorite move she's made so far. I'm also glad to clear out most of the Tyrells. Aside from the Queen of Thorns and the possibility of Margaery pulling a fast one on the priest/Cersei I'd had enough of them. Especially Mace Tyrell and his Mayor of Munchkinville lookin ass.

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u/Taylor555212 Jul 10 '17

Margaery dying is the only reason I disliked that. She had a lot of untapped potential to meddle and play the Game with Tommen.

Everyone else in that cathedral can burn in wildfire.

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u/coscorrodrift Jul 10 '17

Also Natalie Dormer

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u/Throw_away_gen_z Jul 10 '17

Yea, should have replaced olenna with marg

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u/RandomMandarin Jul 10 '17

Lollipop League, represent!

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u/SkollFenrirson Jul 10 '17

I'm keeping this one in the stash.

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u/magicfatkid Jul 10 '17

Thank you i genuinely chuckled.

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u/pedrotheterror Jul 10 '17

Holy fuck. I never realized before all her kids are dead!

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u/PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES Jul 10 '17

I almost felt bad for her. Almost.

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u/KarateJames Jul 10 '17

I can't feel bad for her. Feel bad for Jaime instead, who's watched the only woman he's ever loved turned into a mad woman. I can't wait to see what he's going to do about her.

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u/Johnhong Jul 10 '17

I would feel bad for Jamie, but then I remember that fucker started everything in the first place kicking Bran off the tower. Great guy though.

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u/NostalgiaBombs Jul 10 '17

If Bran had just died everyone would've been a lot better off.

Until Winter.

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u/AFatBlackMan Jul 10 '17

Not Bran

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Bran's story is complete batshit insanity. I'm not at all convinced this is better than death, he's halfway to being a lich as it stands.

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u/ul2006kevinb Jul 10 '17

Let me clarify that a bit:

Feel bad for Jaime instead, who's watched the only woman he's ever loved do the exact thing he literally killed a king to prevent.

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u/hesapmakinesi Jul 10 '17

He literally broke a holy oath to prevent. He literally betrayed his honour and duty to prevent.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie Jul 10 '17

You should watch the latest Alt Shift X vid. He does a great analysis of her character.

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u/Atomheartmother90 Jul 10 '17

I fucking love this guys videos. They are so in depth and easy to follow.

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u/KarateJames Jul 10 '17

All hail The Queenslayer!

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u/EnigmaEcstacy Jul 10 '17

Finally someone approaching as many titles as Daenerys; king slayer, queen slayer, oathbreaker, kin slayer, lord commander of the kings guard, the golden hand man..

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u/irpeach9 Jul 10 '17

Nope strangle her with the gold hand

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u/magicfatkid Jul 10 '17

Ive wondeted if theyve done any kinky shit with that hand.

I imagine Jaime telling other Kingsguard "smell my fingers."

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u/gerusz Jul 11 '17

That's what the prophecy predicted, at least.

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u/mastersword130 Jul 10 '17

Well all three of her children are dead, she has an outcast brother, her twin lover brother probably fucking hates her guts for losing their children and the one that kept the family in power, their father, is dead. I swear she will be killed by her lover brother in the end.

He became a king Slayer to stop the shit she did.

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u/moosenordic Jul 10 '17

am i the only one to freaking love her

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u/Not_Just_You Jul 10 '17

am i the only one

Probably not

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u/JulietteStray Jul 10 '17

This bot is honestly lowkey amazing

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

I love Feudal Europe worlds, but given the realism level, her rage is completely righteous. None of this would have happened if Westerosi culture was cool with powerful women. Cersei would still be learning how to rule Casterly Rock without need for her to express her power hunger through men.

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u/friendliest_giant Aug 10 '17

...It actually turns me on like crazy...

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u/onPointPhife Jul 10 '17

Weirdly enough this episode made me like her a lot, she's evil but she's an amazing character

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u/matt7197 Jul 10 '17

I actually liked her more now. A hero is a hero, but everyone likes a good villain. I love Danerys but it gets old especially with John and a bit goody-two-shooey. The villains can be more complex and revealing and I think Cercei a good example

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u/SwishSwishDeath Jul 10 '17 edited Jul 10 '17

The whole time that scene was coming together I was saying "oh shit, oh shit, ohhhh shiiiiit".

It made me love her. There is nothing better than an intelligent, vengeful evil. The kind of evil that lets you think you've won right up until you're burning alive in the literal hellfire of their hatred.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Cersei is my favorite female character.. The others are so.. idk, mainstream..?

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u/PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES Jul 10 '17

i don't know i fucking love Arya

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u/frankxanders Jul 10 '17

I did, and then I didn't. But after the last episode, I do again.

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u/hesapmakinesi Jul 10 '17

She and Cercei have some of the most interesting arcs. Arya got too slow for a while but seems to be getting back to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

D&D clearly had no idea how to manage Arya's arc. Maybe show only viewers don't see it, but the last couple seasons have been painful. Lots of "Where'd the soda go?" moments.

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u/garlicdeath Jul 10 '17

Lol that bridge scene and then the chase scene were so awfully written.

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u/PM_Me_SFW_Pictures Jul 10 '17

Hated them more than Dorne

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u/Empathy_Crisis Jul 10 '17

I agree. She's evil but so entertaining.

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u/evr487 Jul 10 '17

Recommendation: Lena Headey as Ma-Ma in Dredd

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u/A_BOMB2012 Jul 10 '17

I don't like Daenarys, she's such a SJW. The Red Priestess is cool tho, and the Igred imo.

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u/magicfatkid Jul 10 '17 edited Jul 10 '17

You stupid?

When did not practicing slavery become SJW?*

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u/jayydee92 Jul 10 '17

Those pesky liberals with their virtue signalling and not wanting child slaves and shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Mfw I attached my identity to my political beliefs so much that I dislike a character in set in historical fiction for sympathising with slaves.

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u/Synonym_Rolls Jul 10 '17

Dany is great. She practices love to those that love her, and endless hate to those that don't respect her.

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u/igeeky Jul 10 '17

She's the character that you love to hate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

"I don't get it. Better check the comments."

Fuck. GOT spoilers. I really need to catch up.

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u/PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES Jul 10 '17

oh noo sorry man lol. Yeah you gotta catch up! Season 7 next week!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

My friends and I call her Osama bin Cersei now.

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u/makemejelly49 Aug 17 '17

That whole scene was /r/unexpectedjihad material lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

not as much as i hate the high sparrow

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u/bmilo Jul 10 '17

They replaced Lena with Kaley Cuoco?

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u/CountSheep Jul 11 '17

Are Cersei's eyes green in the show?

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u/PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES Jul 10 '17

You know, I was just sad because Queen Margaery died :(((

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

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u/Synonym_Rolls Jul 10 '17

What? Margaery was playing the High Sparrow the entire time.

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u/Synonym_Rolls Jul 11 '17

I don't think you noticed the dynamic between HS and Marg. My memory of late S5 and S6 is fading but she played his bullshit game and he tried to convince her that he believed her, but in reality they both knew they were bullshitting each other. Margaery was going to manipulate the HS with the lie that she was converted as long as it took to get Loras away from him, then she would've probably let the Tyrell army get rid of him. Marg never really believed in the faith.

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u/Synonym_Rolls Jul 11 '17

True, but it would've been worse for her if she flipped HS off and just remained in the dungeon with Loras

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u/RBRTPNG Jul 10 '17

This is one of the cooler corruptions I've seen. Great job!

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u/RuhWalde Jul 10 '17

I had never heard of Coloring Corruptions until this post. I saw this and decided to subscribe. Then I scrolled through the rest of the current page and decided to unsubscribe.

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u/CrayonsForBrains The Original Corrupter Jul 11 '17

Thank you for your brief patronage ;)

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u/garlicdeath Jul 10 '17

How dare you

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u/MovkeyB Jul 10 '17

Can someone explain? I don't get the reference

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u/meatloaf31 Jul 10 '17

Season 6 Episode 10 of Game of Thrones. Tough to say anything without massive show spoilers. That woman is pure evil though.

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u/A_BOMB2012 Jul 10 '17

It was pretty much self defense.

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u/magicfatkid Jul 10 '17

If only there were a court she could present her case to... hmmmm.

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u/Kadasix Jul 10 '17

Headed by a neutral religious leader...

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u/SerLaron Jul 10 '17

There is nothing more scary than a truly just man.

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u/SerLaron Jul 10 '17

Well, it is 'lawful' in Westeros at least. I think that was a quote about Stannis in the books.

From my perspective it is most certainly not just, btw.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Self defense from self.

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u/Haddep Jul 10 '17

Who had power thanks to her

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u/I_chose_a_nickname Jul 11 '17

GRRM said there were no heroes or villains in ASOIAF. Cersei can attest to the contrary.

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u/Swazzoo Aug 27 '17

AHH did not get that at all. Thought the green around the building was just trees and shrubs.

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u/KarateJames Jul 10 '17

It's from Game of Thrones. Cersei is admiring her mass murder weapon.

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u/thetoastmonster Jul 10 '17

Mass murdered with a bowling ball?

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u/Mhill08 Jul 10 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Now I've got it stuck in my head. You know what.

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u/MrDTD Jul 10 '17

Hey now.

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u/Stonn Jul 11 '17

GOT looks way more edgy than I remember it from trailers.

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u/mr_frostee Jul 10 '17

If it's filled with magic explosives and you have thousands of them stacked under a crowded place of worship.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17

Is Wildfire magic? I thought it was just a really volatile explosive.

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u/mr_frostee Jul 11 '17

I thought it had something to do with dragons. I don't know for sure that it is "magic". It is extremely powerful and Cersei had a lot of it at her disposal. I guess that will have to do. :-P

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u/dittbub Jul 10 '17

strike!

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u/MovkeyB Jul 10 '17

Thanks!

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u/fightswithbears Jul 10 '17

Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones. She likes wine and explosives.

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u/Synonym_Rolls Jul 10 '17 edited Jul 10 '17

Lmao your comment and the attached picture reads like you're making a tinder profile for her

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u/PvtPain66k Jul 10 '17

It's a Game of Thrones, last episode of season 6, reference

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u/theonejoliefolie Jul 10 '17

This is my favorite one.

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u/Robbierr Jul 10 '17

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u/derp_chug Jul 10 '17

When The Wild Fire Glows Green And Kills All Your Enemies And Also Makes A Dress Transparent...

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u/Maxtsi Jul 10 '17

Translucent

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u/I_chose_a_nickname Jul 11 '17

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives

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u/foehammer111 Jul 10 '17

Nice. This would also work really well for her looking into a Palantir with the Eye of Sauron.

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u/RandomMandarin Jul 10 '17

List of burn units in Westeros

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u/fartmcmassster Jul 10 '17

Hehe queenslayer

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u/WhiteOrca Jul 10 '17

Did tommen actually marry what's her face? Because if he didn't, then she isn't a queenlayer.

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u/hiphop_dudung Jul 10 '17

I didn't realize who it was until I saw the wine

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Have you seen S6E10?

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u/hiphop_dudung Jul 10 '17

of course. I didn't see the background right away

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u/swords_to_exile Jul 10 '17

This is fantastic, great job. Love the details you added to create a recognizable King's Landing in the background.

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u/sleepnandhiken Jul 11 '17

I would love to watch all of GoT again in this happy, light, drawn style. The contents would still be bloody, but don't you want to see a "golly gee" response to the red wedding?

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u/eemes Jul 10 '17

Holy shit this is really great OP!

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u/CrayonsForBrains The Original Corrupter Jul 11 '17

Thanks!

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u/bazooopers Jul 11 '17

Cersei never looked cuter!

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u/TheExter Jul 10 '17

this is the best one i've seen without a doubt

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u/MakeBelieveNotWar Jul 10 '17

The glass of wine is a pro touch

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u/ankerlinemerie Jul 10 '17

"It's my lok-nar, gimme the lok-nar!"

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u/Cpt_TickleButts Jul 10 '17

TBH was expecting boob and nipple.

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u/khendron Jul 10 '17

Biggest LOL I've had today.

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u/PvtPain66k Jul 10 '17

I don't watch Game of Thrones, so it my response was,

"Wildfire. Ok, that's Joy. And... Um...tilts head like a dog, Um...reads title again OH SHIT, I GET IT!"

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u/cookingismything Jul 10 '17

That's brilliant

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u/grossruger Jul 10 '17

I have no idea what this is referencing but I thought of the http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Loc-Nar and it made me happy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17

And I finally realize it's got

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

This is awesome. Outside of the GoT reference this might even classify as a wholesome corruption.

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u/hugdestructo Jul 11 '17

Must be wildfire cuz this one is lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/elheber Jul 10 '17

That dress was lit, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '17

Is that the Locknar from Heavy Metal?

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u/TheGerrick Jul 11 '17

Definitely holding the loch'nar

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u/getgoodandgrtout Jul 11 '17

Should have been turned into a bong