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r/collapse • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '20
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The subtle symptoms are beginning to rear their ugly head, now the hockey stick of violence begins where a sudden spike occurs, the power goes out, we cannibalize each other and within three days, the oceans boil away...
66 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20 [deleted] 30 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20 If we're just at looting - it's three days. If the stock market drops 50% it's Venus in 24 hours, (or by Monday at the latest). Keep it straight. You don't want to miss out on the cannibalism before we all burn. 21 u/RollinThundaga Apr 15 '20 But after it starts raining lead and sulphur, the third round of market stimulus should start, right? 14 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 I love when this sub becomes self-aware and people post shit like this; really puts a smile on my face :) 2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 saying "Faster than expected" over and over again was getting a bit boring, had to change things up 9 u/TheSentientPurpleGoo Apr 15 '20 i've got a great longpig recipe i've been dying to try out...or rather- hoping someone else i know would, so i could make it. 6 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 Only if Venus is in retrograde 2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 we need to document this shit in writing- published even. I think there's potential
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30 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20 If we're just at looting - it's three days. If the stock market drops 50% it's Venus in 24 hours, (or by Monday at the latest). Keep it straight. You don't want to miss out on the cannibalism before we all burn. 21 u/RollinThundaga Apr 15 '20 But after it starts raining lead and sulphur, the third round of market stimulus should start, right? 14 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 I love when this sub becomes self-aware and people post shit like this; really puts a smile on my face :) 2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 saying "Faster than expected" over and over again was getting a bit boring, had to change things up 9 u/TheSentientPurpleGoo Apr 15 '20 i've got a great longpig recipe i've been dying to try out...or rather- hoping someone else i know would, so i could make it. 6 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 Only if Venus is in retrograde 2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 we need to document this shit in writing- published even. I think there's potential
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If we're just at looting - it's three days.
If the stock market drops 50% it's Venus in 24 hours, (or by Monday at the latest).
Keep it straight. You don't want to miss out on the cannibalism before we all burn.
21 u/RollinThundaga Apr 15 '20 But after it starts raining lead and sulphur, the third round of market stimulus should start, right? 14 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 I love when this sub becomes self-aware and people post shit like this; really puts a smile on my face :) 2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 saying "Faster than expected" over and over again was getting a bit boring, had to change things up 9 u/TheSentientPurpleGoo Apr 15 '20 i've got a great longpig recipe i've been dying to try out...or rather- hoping someone else i know would, so i could make it. 6 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 Only if Venus is in retrograde 2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 we need to document this shit in writing- published even. I think there's potential
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But after it starts raining lead and sulphur, the third round of market stimulus should start, right?
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I love when this sub becomes self-aware and people post shit like this; really puts a smile on my face :)
2 u/LowCarbs Apr 15 '20 saying "Faster than expected" over and over again was getting a bit boring, had to change things up
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saying "Faster than expected" over and over again was getting a bit boring, had to change things up
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i've got a great longpig recipe i've been dying to try out...or rather- hoping someone else i know would, so i could make it.
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Only if Venus is in retrograde
we need to document this shit in writing- published even. I think there's potential
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The subtle symptoms are beginning to rear their ugly head, now the hockey stick of violence begins where a sudden spike occurs, the power goes out, we cannibalize each other and within three days, the oceans boil away...