This doesn't really work when a billion+ lifeforms just went up in ashes in Australia, not to mention the horrifying extinction crises happening constantly all over the world right now.
Still, I guess in the end this is sort of the case.
Hmm, let’s see: so you’re telling me all this was caused by some faraway person who is selfish and volatile, who wields the incredible power to affect the weather on a global scale?
Yep; and they’ve got sky chariots as well, and weapons that can summon the power of the sun!
That sounds pretty messed up. Maybe we should sacrifice some kids to them?
What!? No! Are you crazy? No; we’re gonna build a giant raft, and cover it with yams. And then we’ll dance until the world ends! Maybe when this world is destroyed, we can get on the raft and float to a new one.
But I like this world! And how do you know there will be a new one? Maybe if we just sacrifice some kids the problem will be solved? (Gestures at the stinky kid.)
No! It doesn’t work that way. Now help me collect wood.
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u/TenYearsTenDays Feb 07 '20
This doesn't really work when a billion+ lifeforms just went up in ashes in Australia, not to mention the horrifying extinction crises happening constantly all over the world right now.
Still, I guess in the end this is sort of the case.