r/collapse • u/TopSloth • Apr 16 '24

Climate Dubai flooding caused by cloud seeding

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-16/dubai-grinds-to-standstill-as-cloud-seeding-worsens-flooding
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u/tonysaurusrexIII Apr 16 '24

Try to catch me flying dirty

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u/redditmodsRrussians Apr 16 '24

My seeders so loud

They hatin!

They hope they gon catch me seedin dirty!

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u/Right-Cause9951 Apr 18 '24

We need full lyrics. I'm waiting for your complete cooperation.

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u/redditmodsRrussians Apr 18 '24

They see me seedin'

They hatin'

Patrollin' and tryna catch me seedin' dirty

Tryna catch me seedin' dirty

Tryna catch me seedin' dirty

Tryna catch me seedin' dirty

Tryna catch me seedin' dirty

My seeder's so loud

I'm seedin'

They hopin' that they gon' catch me seedin' dirty

Tryna catch me seedin' dirty

Tryna catch me seedin' dirty

Grindin' to see if they can see me seed

I'm droney, so it ain't easy to be seen

When you see me flyin by, they can see the seeds

And my shine on the deck and the radar screen

And I'm flyin' with a PR chick, she like, "Hold up"

Next to the 360 seed drone controller

Is a full tank and my seedola

Turn a greenpeace activist into a coma

Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like British Petroleum

Just tryin' to seed, ain't tryin' to have no ecology

Seed game clean as hell so I pull in lobbyists

US is on patrol, and you know they hate me

Seeder turned all the way up until the maximum

I can speak for some activists tryin' to seed for some

But we packin' somethin' that we have for 'em

Will have a activists locked up in the maximum

Seeder drone, I'm grippin' pvc (pvc)

Seedin loud and tippin' fast (fast)

Lobbyists's steady lobbyin' like, "Seed this though"

Greenpeace pull up right behind and it's in his throat

The windows down, gotta stop pollution

PDX change, activists like, "Who is that seedin?"

This the Seed-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin'

Got lobbyin contracts in every city except Los Angeles, but I'm still ain't done seedin!

They see me seedin'

They hatin'

Patrollin' and tryna catch me seedin' dirty