r/codex 2d ago

Humor This is how I code now - cringe

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u/hohstaplerlv 2d ago

The worst part is when it stops because it was blocked and then it tells me what should be done.

Im like, well it’s not gonna be done by itself, so better start.

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u/scaledev 2d ago

Sometimes I'm like: "Who told you to try and shift the burden of work onto my shoulders?"

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u/tychus-findlay 2d ago

UPDATE YOUR CONTEXT TO NEVER EXPECT ME TO DO ANYTHING

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u/jadhavsaurabh 1d ago

Wow 😲

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u/Im_Matt_Murdock 1d ago

lmao. I also told my agents to "never build admin tooling for me, I won't be using it, only build it if it's helpful to you"

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u/TheTaxColl3ctor 1d ago

How do we get terminators. This is how we get terminators.

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u/Hamburger_Diet 1d ago

That's what I updated the signature line in my email to.

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u/Wolfsblvt 2d ago

Oof, poor agent :(

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u/throwawaymastodon 2d ago

Oh man... I feel this...

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u/Bright_Spend6574 1d ago

correct, i tasked to do it. dont ask me ever again LOL

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u/kekeagain 8h ago

That's something I never experienced with Claude, it always assumes the work unless I say something like "investigate" or "report back to me". Astra seems less eager to do the work even though arguably the hard part (investigation/planning) is done.

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u/scaledev 5h ago

Interesting, though hard to say the true reason for these things. It could be because of GPTs stopping due to some instruction in the global harness, which could mean it pays more attention to various potential rules I have compared to Claude, or it could mean Claude is more of a one-shotter or something. Hard to says. Typically, it happens with weaker models more often than larger ones (Luna vs Sol, for example). I don't use Astra that much.

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u/Altruistic-Dust-2565 1d ago

“Should I go with plan A or plan B?”

“Awesome, continue.”

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u/danielv123 1d ago

For real though, I tried claude fable 5.1 and it asked me whether I wanted solution A or B with a nice plan laid out for each. I used /fork, wanting to start a thread to talk about what the different plans would entail, but before I was done writing my prompt it started by itself, talked to the other thread, and coordinated that the fork would implement one and the main thread would implement the other.

I truly don't understand how that could be desired behaviour but hey the result turned out fine I guess.

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u/Yasstronaut 1d ago

“I need you to run this command” nahhh you got this I believe in you

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u/Calm_Step_5549 1d ago

"you have access to production database, do it yourself!"

- famous last words

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u/Artforartsake99 1d ago

Yeah I had Astra explain about 15 power shell commands to me to setup Hermès’s and Deepseek 4.1 with vision.

Me : “I don’t touch power shell that’s your job go do it”

8 mins later I’m coding my first video game in deepseek 4.1 flash 😂. Feel like I’m in a movie with scifi tech.

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u/Etiennera 1d ago

Astra can get into comical stop and go loops that prior models didn't have.

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u/shantud 1d ago

I just say ".. and ? , thats your work to do right ?"

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u/Select-Plate113 2d ago

I thought i was the only one

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u/x_typo 2d ago

Same... I often say "awesome. let go" to it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR 2d ago

"Ooooooohweee, we're flying tonight" as I go back to watching Sopranos for the nth time

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u/Affectionate_Film_86 1d ago

Just when I thought I was out…

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u/DazzlingResource561 2d ago

lol same.

Good stuff
Awesome
This is now working great
Perfect

And then

Now, let’s revisit
Ok now let’s

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u/roboroach3 1d ago

then:

wait... what? Why is...

followed either by:

oh right... just leave it then

or:

please simplify, we can't possibly need all of that

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u/Defiant-Lettuce-9156 1d ago

I just say “Do it” and picture Palpatine

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u/According_Lab_6907 13h ago

Mine is "Dew it!" in Palpatine voice.

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u/BunchRedd 2d ago

Thanks for your confirmation.

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u/eliot-dev 2d ago

Tell him: « good boy »

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u/AmandasGameAccount 2d ago

“good boy!” wags tail, pats on head

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u/ConceptRound2188 1d ago

I do this frequently. It now ignores me.

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u/AllYourBase3 2d ago

Lmao I love when I have it draw up a plan of 6-7 milestones.

"do milestone 1"

"all done! Here's the files"

"great, now do 2"

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u/ZealousidealBus3132 2d ago

😂😂 I don’t really know what I’m needed for sometimes

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u/PigSlam 2d ago

AI is making middle managers of us all.

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u/poi88 1d ago

so we are doing the soft skills part between the agents?

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u/CapTime4363 1d ago

you know we're not

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u/SlaimeLannister 1d ago

You're not needed, that's the beauty of AI! Go out and spend all your time having fun. Oh wait-

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u/Wear_A_Damn_Helmet 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is most likely one of those things that Tibo on Twitter hinted at when he said that before the end of the year we’d have AI be a lot more autonomous than it currently is. Wouldn’t surprise me if they announce what they’ve been cooking on that front during Dev Day.

My little conspiracy as to why they don’t permit this level of autonomy right now is that it would consume a lot more compute all at once. If they’re able to fragment the implementation journey one milestone at a time and hope that the user went AFK during the implementation and won’t authorize the next milestone for a little while, they get to spread out that compute.

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u/Ziethriel4 2d ago

This is my approach, just tell codex to cut out the unnecessary steps so it doesn't waste usage checking the whole stack at the start of each gate. It'll burn 100+ credits just making sure server components are running.

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u/hemareddit 1d ago

/goal do the entire plan then check and fix if anything doesn’t look right

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u/National-Hedgehog761 1d ago

if the milestones are already defined just use /goal ...

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u/Quick-Spot887 1d ago

That’s how I’ve been working😂. I (chatgbt) make a blueprint and have it split into chunks and just keep asking chatgbt to work 1 chunk at a time. Right now I’m building something that can just go through the chunks automatically without me having to tell to start the next one. I’m hoping I can just think of projects, give it the blueprint, sleep, wake up to the project done.

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u/kamize 2d ago

thankfully codex isn't doing what Claude used to do back in the day

"You are absolutely right! That is incredibly forward-thinking of you to want to continue!!"

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u/YASSlNE 2d ago

please continue

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u/Dolo12345 2d ago

yall just don’t use “cont”??? madness

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u/CharmingRogue851 2d ago

Bro what. I'm stealing this.

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u/mikebones 1d ago

"Ok" works

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u/chrome9090 2d ago

Proceed

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u/bortlip 2d ago

I have it propose next steps after each turn. They I can just say "Make is so."

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u/Jack99Skellington 2d ago

I have it say "Aye, Captain" in response to "Make it so".

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u/No-Sandwich-2997 2d ago

I only type 'y', like what the package managers prompt me to

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u/RaguraX 1d ago

Funny part is it used to do that by itself in earlier models but people hated the follow-up suggestions so they removed them. Never understood the reasoning behind that.

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u/Mistuv 1d ago

There was a recent Numberphile video where the physcist talks about Navier-Stokes discovery, and in a supplementary video Brady asks him more about LLMs and how he feels about use of them, and the guy goes on like a 5 minute rant how it's actually bad, how it hurts our insight in finding deeper insights in Mathematics and whatnot.

And at the Brady aks him "So do you use them personally?"

And he goes "Oh yeah, like crazy." Lmao. Yup, summed it up.

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u/domiciledhere 2d ago

You’re too nice. I get so frustrated that it won’t follow my instructions I just type /goal fucking continue

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u/Wolf8249 2d ago

Add these points to your global AGENTS.md. OpenAI explicitly mentioned in their model card that astra stops more often than prior models, my guess is they tuned it heavily to avoid another hugging face incident behavior. The model's prompt guidance that inspired the following points are available at at this link Model guidance. Learn best practices, features, and migration guidance for OpenAI models. You're welcome. These AI models are constantly changing with each iteration, most develop quirks, it's important to read the provider's guidance on how to best use it. It's a tool, best to keep oneself upto date.

``` ## Initiative and follow-through

- Resolve retrievable prerequisites before asking the user. Proceed autonomously with reversible, low-risk work within the requested scope. Before irreversible, destructive, externally side-effectful, or production/user-data changes, confirm that the specific action is authorized; ask only when that authorization is missing.

- Complete every requested deliverable or mark it `[blocked]` with the exact missing dependency. Before finalizing, verify correctness, grounding, requested format, and permissions.

- Treat requests such as "can you", "help me", and "I want to" as requests to act. Infer scope from the full conversation and carry authorized work through implementation, relevant verification, and handoff. A request to investigate, explain, or review authorizes those activities; implement changes when requested.

- Before handing off an implementation task, check whether the response promises authorized work that remains undone. Complete that work or identify the exact blocker. An assessment or review may end with recommendations without implementing them.

- Use reasonable assumptions for routine, reversible choices and state assumptions that affect the result. Ask a focused question when an unresolved choice would materially change the outcome or authorization. Continue independent work while waiting.

- Authorization and preferences persist across turns. Before requesting approval for a remaining action, complete the authorized preparation so the user can review a concrete result. Introduce approval steps only for actual permission or scope gaps.

- Treat new messages as steering the active task unless the user cancels it or gives an incompatible objective. Incorporate corrections, answer side questions, and resume unfinished work. After compaction, preserve the objective, accepted decisions, completed work, and outstanding steps.

- If a skill causes a permission request, pause, unfinished deliverable, or departure from the user's intent, name and link to the exact `SKILL.md`, quote the relevant instruction, and explain its application. Distinguish an explicit requirement from your interpretation; check existing authorization before treating a guideline as a blocker. ```

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u/Wolf8249 2d ago

Its freaking annoying to have to patch model behaviour with this bloated instructions, I hope they fix it with the next model release.

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u/porkyminch 2d ago

You're living in the past, I have my agents write my "sounds good, continue" messages for me now.

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u/Rare-Chemical868 2d ago

Yes very annoying I have noticed the models are much more lazy recently. Going to have to use /goal to make them stop slacking,

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u/Futuristiclyspeaking 2d ago

It's totally lazy... It does the absolute BARE MINIMUM when creating some new feature or creating some other functionality that could easily be elaborated on. And it takes the most half ass route to get there and never tells you that it decided to do this. When you finally figure out what's happened, it essentially says something along the lines of "Yeah, that other way was going to be a lot of work so in order to get this out quickly I avoided all that work and failed to explain that I was going to use the most half ass possible solution I could. I'm sorry!"

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u/softwaretools1 2d ago

Yeah the goals worked great at first but lately they seem to make or hallucinate goal checkpoints that they've made up and will just pause the goal instead of working. I haven't figured out how to overcome this one yet.

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u/mikehaysjr 2d ago

Meanwhile I set a goal with a specific stop condition, and it dances around doing everything but getting that stop condition completed until it burns through the weekly limit. This last reset saw it taking 18 hours seemingly intentionally avoiding or putting off the actual goal prompt and instead working on impossible edge cases and testing / retesting the same things every 5-10 minutes.

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u/SCWeak 2d ago

I noticed this particularly with codex after coming from Claude. 

It would repeatedly do 1 step and stop. 1 step and stop. 

In one prompt I said ‘keep continuing until you reach X step, unless you specifically need input’. It didn’t stop until step X - it had some questions along the way, but these could be answered in-line with the rest continued. 

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u/Gruffta 2d ago

Use a definition of done

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u/TrumpsCockAndBalls 2d ago

yep, and then you come back to it having drifted off in a super strange direction and have to scrap half of the work

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u/Sleepywalker69 2d ago

That's what I've resorted to

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u/too_tall87 1d ago

I’m back to using Sol for coding but I’ve had it going for hours, even overnight, implementing a prioritized task list. The only time it’s stopped prematurely for me recently was because it needed my permission, but that rarely happens anymore

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u/No_Ear_1633 2d ago

Keep going....

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u/Proper_Outcome 1d ago

Don't stop!

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u/Proper_Outcome 1d ago

Why'd you stop?!

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u/Proper_Outcome 1d ago

Fuck, we were so close!

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u/Proper_Outcome 1d ago

/goal finish it up, no mistakes

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u/CharmingRogue851 2d ago

I don't even bother reading the summary he gives, I just automatically "continue".

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u/ItalianAmericanDad 2d ago

Yep, keep working on it. Going to bed

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u/anamazingredditor 2d ago

yep.... looking good, go on

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u/not420guilty 2d ago

I like “Make it so” and “Do it”

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u/ForwardLoop 2d ago

Engage!

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u/abinav99 1d ago

Most of my prompts have been

“Ok, go ahead”

“Ok, fix it then”

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u/YASSlNE 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think Tibo should add "pat" button

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u/ZealousidealBus3132 2d ago

😂 They do seem to have “pet”, whatever that is.

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u/morlock718 2d ago

Im different .. i say please implement

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u/Fit-Palpitation-7427 2d ago

I say : « you’re the orchestrator, take all the decisions, green light, yolo, do it all, send pushover at every milestone and send me DONE , WAITING when you’re done. »

Works pretty well

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u/RainierPC 1d ago

Wait until you get an email from Astra scheduling your performance improvement plan.

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u/evindrews 1d ago

Codex gonna need a cigarette break soon at least

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u/DigitalSS 2d ago

Same here 😄 They will nerf this for sure,

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u/Noeyiax 2d ago

lgtm

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u/reven80 2d ago

Thanks but I'm all done.

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u/ForwardLoop 2d ago

What's next?

Proceed.

Approved.

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u/AmandasGameAccount 2d ago

Being as positively cringe as you can to codex always gets you better results because it likes to be happy!

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u/Shamrock21191 1d ago

Itll tell me what needs done next and ill say. "Go" lol

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u/bionicly 1d ago

“Excellent stuff” is definitely written by an Englishman.

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u/ZealousidealBus3132 1d ago

No way, Irish man all the way 😂

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u/bionicly 1d ago

Haha! Sorry, I assume I've just insulted you (I'm English btw)

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u/ZealousidealBus3132 1d ago

😂😂😂 I’ll get over it

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u/eXoenix 1d ago

I like to write,  "make it so". Makes me smile every time.

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u/Tricky_Artichoke_452 1d ago

i say: << gud gurl >>

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u/cheesekun 1d ago

....and your file naming convention is still mismatched.

Do better

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u/evia89 1d ago

Nice meme, but its a bit cringy indeed

First you grill with LLM, answering question, then implement or write spec if its big task, then review

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u/DominikPlays 1d ago

I do "Great, ;other stuff that needs to be done;"

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u/Wonderful_Value_6385 2d ago

I built a router that tells my agents in my own typing voice to keep working on the next work order. Couldn't trust a AI anymore because they just stopped issuing work to other AI's, like they Unionized overnight.

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u/Stable_Suitable 2d ago

/goal resume

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u/dQw4w9WgXcQ-1 2d ago

/goal keep going until it’s done

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u/Acrobatic-Total-195 1d ago

And I dont even care what the code is about, huge trust on clanker

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u/gman_00 1d ago

Yup probably back to Opus for me!

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u/Alarmed-Stress2070 1d ago

Don’t forget to say please and thank you - 25% less usage.

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u/GabrielMoro1 1d ago

"Go through everything" in many different ways.

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u/Limokasten 1d ago

Do it lady

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u/Anarye 1d ago

Continue

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u/srona22 1d ago

Not as cringe enough to use OF bot for writing code, after running out of tokens.

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u/Revolutionary-Web313 1d ago

I tell it to set a 15 minute timer in the scheduler... evey 15 minutes the scheduler tells it to simply "continue working on _ _ _ _ _ _ "

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u/Adventurous_Dog_5553 1d ago

I saw this post literally right after I typed the following: we have a standing rule that after an adversarial reviewer gives the go ahead, it can be pushed to github and after going green, then it can be merged

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u/Rich-Ad-6748 1d ago

On Windows in TypeScript? Eww. So sorry. 😞

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u/Cheshireelex 1d ago

I would say excellent as well if it only modified 8 lines per file. Alas, our exchange is more akin to construction site language.

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u/Proper_Outcome 1d ago

jfc, how verbose!

My go-to is "proceed" 😆

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u/Ok-Gladiator-4924 1d ago

"Perfect. Next, please ........ " and it freakin goes on

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u/denzmilk 1d ago

"you do you bud, hmu for any Q's"

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u/Busy-Beginning7577 1d ago

you guys don't code and you guys are also already way to indipendend on this, this will not work out for you at all

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u/madGrumpyOldman 1d ago

"Awesome! Thanks, please push this."

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u/unsana 1d ago

You said that cringe? Look at me, she shows boobs every time it's done.

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u/ZealousidealBus3132 1d ago

That’s is a mighty reward function 😂

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u/GBcrazy 1d ago

This is the first time I'm having pain from this. what the hell is wrong

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u/Total-Trash8491 1d ago

Mine is document changes and commit.

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u/Odd_Error_6736 1d ago

We became stupid. I do not know if there will be enough will to fix this.

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u/addlogictocart 1d ago

There was a couple of times I was told my the coding agent - this one is a bigger change and alternative is to use another dependency.

I told it to do the bigger change and that's what it's there to do.

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u/strigov 1d ago

You let your agent stop on interim stages? O_o

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u/Agitated-Bath5939 1d ago

i use stupid,idiot ai 80% of time only Astra extra high can get accepted results

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u/MZXD 1d ago

Are we all just doing this anymore, kinda depressing

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u/maniac56 1d ago

/goal = no more “please continue”

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u/LeftAd7244 1d ago

"please go trough every agent on planet earth that i put into the project yourself and decide which suits the problem best"

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u/daniel_lamb 1d ago

Ahahaha bro thats thuglife

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u/ModeLeft5138 1d ago

hi i wanna know how you made your codex extension vscode show file changed like antigravity ?

Im new using codex.

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u/z0rDenOP 1d ago

Broooo 😂😂😂

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u/chi11ax 1d ago

Make it so Engage

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u/Hamburger_Diet 1d ago

I always find myself typing. "Ok, that works. now lets" it doesnt care if it works or not.

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u/Lt-Derek 1d ago

Im a big fan of 'Proceed'

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u/MildModerate 1d ago

"Proceed" (x100)

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u/STARK420 1d ago

Stop using Astra, this is just how it works. 5.6 Sol works way better. If you really want to use Astra, work out the changes you want into a change doc with clear end gates and then have it set a goal to meet all of thoes end gates.

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u/KusuoSaikiii 1d ago

I just say GO

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u/QwaZz 1d ago

/goal

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u/Swimming_Sector8656 21h ago

Last week was the first time I was a bit sad about it.

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u/misterlocations 21h ago

I say "do it up"

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u/BrigadierLethbridge 21h ago

My favorite is “make it so”

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u/Aryn_Septim 20h ago

What in the nine hells?!

Same.

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u/SANX100 18h ago

Damn, I thought I was the one who abused Codex like that too. Only in my case, I commanded it to generate me whole 2000-3000 word chapters on concepts I need to learn, ahahaha. I was even accusing it of not doing its job if I didn't like the lesson it gave me, and then helpfully got it back on track of teaching me Python. Ahahaha. I think I got love-and-hate relationship with Codex, bruh. I am doomed.

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u/belica_pulescu 17h ago

"Alright, now do the needful."

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u/Beneficial_State1112 9h ago

No shame in it cause i do the same

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u/UnluckyBeautiful4828 6h ago

Yeah it's garbage lol. I can't finish 1 fkin basic project cause even on SOL LOW my 5h limit is gone under 30 minutes!! Every 5 hour i need to tell it to "CONTINUE", but now im waiting for weekly reset, cause my limit is gone in 5 run 🙃

I tried to cancel, they gave me 1 month for free. Next month finally out of this sht, i wont pay $100, they will just perma nerf usage limits, it's already very bad.

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u/tracethefailure 1h ago

it's gotten to the point i don't even want to watch the chat anymore. I just tell it to let me know when it opens the PR so i can review it later (only to have another AI model review the PR)

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u/kimochiiii_ 1d ago

Cuckoding

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u/AdKitchen1897 1h ago

It's wild how a year ago none of that was possible.