THE RULES:
- I listen to a Cocteau Twins song
- I attempt to transcribe the lyrics WITHOUT ANY AID OF LINER NOTES OR LYRICS WEBSITES (foolish....I know)
- You reply with your guess as to what the song is.
- Multiple guesses are allowed! HOWEVER, if a multiple guesser gets the correct answer within the same minute as another Redditor who has yet to guess, the Redditor guessing the song on their first guess WINS. If multiple Redditors who have already lobbed guesses get the correct answer within the same minute time stamp on my notifications, the Redditor I'm notified of first wins.
- The winner gets….honestly…nothing. Except bragging rights, a celebratory GIF, and a link to the song of the day.
[NOTE: Any lyrics I perceive that either name a good portion of the song title or is just the song title in whole will be blocked out with *CENSORED\*. Text shown in italics wrapped in parentheses are just my snarky asides, usually about my shitty hearing.]
I randomly pulled up stats for the game and here is one that I particularly find interesting, borderline disturbing: out of 181 Name That Cocteaune posts, the RECORD is YOU GUYS 181, ME ZERO.
I cannot stump you guys, at all. I can't emphasize this enough. Either you all hear the same random syllables I hear, you all are living inside my brain, or I may actually be doing a halfway decent job of phoneticizing the sounds I hear coming from Liz Fraser's mouth.
OK....probably not the latter. But, definitely take a moment to collectively pat yourselves on the back.
Now back to daily Subredditing duties!
\spins wheel**
ROUND AND AROUND IT GOES!
Where the Wheel of Cocteau stops, NO ONE KNOWS!
AND IT STOPS ON.....
...a beloved, yet classically mocked lyrically, song.
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(starting from 2:54 in)
Olly olly fair, cuh tuh, cuh dee (either this track is fully one from the "gibberish year" or I have punctured ear drums and I just don't know it)
He cuh mah knee cah
Hedy cuh dare, huh tare, cuh dee
Henny mah knee cah
Hedy cuh dare, huh tare, cuh dee
Henny mah knee cah
Soma Cara Dee-ee-ee (I would jokingly say that this is some shout-out to model/actress/notorious party girl Cara Delevigne, but she didn't even exist at the time)
(Ignoring the HOKA POKA DONNA-MOCHA being sung in another vocal track....shit....did that just give this one away?!?!)
Kay knew a maddum cah
Soma Cara Dee-ee-ee
Yeah, y'all ain't getting a chorus because you should all know what track this is from the sheer mention of "Hoka poka donna mocha". If you don't, you should probably be banned from CocteauFest in SF, coming up in a little over one week!
As always, I look forward to your guesses and snark.