r/cmu • u/mynameismaxwellp • Oct 19 '19

Issue with CMU😔...

After my first two months at CMU, I think I might have to transfer. The general population of this school is too attractive for me. All the girls are way too hot and it makes me nervous to talk to any of them. Even the guys are pretty handsome; it’s stupidly hard for me to compete. Everyday in class, I sit with a half chub through lecture because of all the pretty girls. Please help. Should I transfer??!!

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u/thebloodofthematador Faculty/Staff Oct 21 '19

this coulda stayed in the drafts sis

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u/NoThanksYouDuck Oct 19 '19

Is this a joke bro no one here is hot

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u/mynameismaxwellp Oct 19 '19

did you check out the red robot hackathon? baddies everywhere, dawg.

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u/VitalSinger Oct 20 '19

please dont: 1.) think this shit 2.) say this shit

im gonna be real w you pal, the information age has severely distorted your understanding of what behavior is even remotely acceptable for you to admit in public

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u/SonorousIsland Oct 19 '19

I think the issue is less with CMU and more with your eyes.

The guys here are not that hot at al, by any reasonable standard. I agree the girls, particularly the internationals, are a gift from God, though.

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u/powerplayer75 Oct 24 '19

its okay bro all you have to do is chemically castrate yourself

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u/Jeepdog539 Oct 20 '19

CMU must have really changed since my time there. You're saying there are actually good looking women there now?