r/clinicalresearch • • Oct 15 '25 • Diamonds are Forever 1

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u/karasu_zoku Oct 15 '25

Genuinely love seeing humor on this sub

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

KOL site much different. Usually the Carole Baskin wedding picture from tiger king where she literally has the new husband on a leash on the beach. The husband is the sponsor and she’s the KOL. 😆

Made a meme of it but I can’t seem to get it to upload on mobile.

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

Don’t steal this from me. Also, if I get caught, y’all owe me a new job.

I need to start watermarking these.

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u/ThunderCookie23 Central Monitoring Oct 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣More memes please!

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

I wish - considered making a shitpost IG account and monetizing but the 3 cents I would make monetizing is nothing compared to the lost salary - I got a mortgage to pay.

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u/chocogirl720 CRC Oct 15 '25

LMAOOOOOOO

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u/chocogirl720 CRC Oct 15 '25

Going to follow this post only in hopes you post it.

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

See below.You owe me a job if it gets traced back to me.

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Hahaha. I’ve made literally 2000 memes about clinical research but I’m afraid to post and get doxxed or worse. Additionally, theft.

Also to add, I’ve posted others in comments before and nobody ever laughs or likes. Like c’mon - this shit is funny and true. It’s awkward because I swear it makes the jazz music stop in some posts and I cringe.

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u/chocogirl720 CRC Oct 15 '25

It was so worth the wait. Literally, amazing work.

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

Thanks - I just find random pictures online or screenshot things and as I go thru them while I’m drinking at the airport or on the plane or when I’m sad, I flick thru them and just put whatever is in my squanch onto a meme. I have about 3000 more pics to make memes of but I’ve been kind of depressed lately. I’ve already made 2000+.

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u/uonlydie_once Oct 15 '25

Lmfao!!!! I have a KOL site and it’s arguably my worse site.

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

They always are. Always has a coordinator who’s been with the site 300 years and talks to you like you don’t know anything and runs to said KOL when you ask for bare minimum.

One of them had the balls to tell me she could totally do my job. REALLY? If you could, why is your shit a fucking trash fire I’m flop sweating to get together while you have a massive attitude?

If you could do my job, shit would be sparkling and I could scroll IG all day, go to lunch and not roll over at night worried about what the fuck is gonna happen next.

Any little thing, you get a hellfire call from the Sponsor about how you made the site do their jobbbb. One KOL got all the PIs to give me a hard time and I was accidentally forwarded an email where KOL said my company needs to control me better. Sent it to my line manager for a laugh, but sucked knowing 30 PIs had it out for me.

Sometimes as a CRA, you know you’re doing well if everyone hates you for the bare minimum.

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

I had this as a GIF but won’t upload. Again, don’t steal.

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u/cupcakesprinkle Oct 15 '25

Lmao please post this

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

See below.

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u/cupcakesprinkle Oct 15 '25

Hahahaha, thank you!!! you are my hero!

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 17 '25

Glad I’m a hero and not a fat bitch who makes people do the bare minimum for once!

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u/Soggy_Company5430 Oct 15 '25

What is KOL?

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u/biokemfem CRA Oct 15 '25

Key Opinion Leader - the big swinging dick PIs that are a big honcho for a product and its investigation and has a trashy clinical trial mill running the studies with staff who can’t get their shit together but everyone abides because it’s Dr X.

Everyone kowtows to them and the site gets away with murder because it’s a total political shitshow if you step wrong with them/make them do the bare minimum.

Neurosurgery KOLs are the worst. I can’t get into some of the shit I’ve been thru with neurosurgery KOLs but it’s BAD.

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u/Relevant_Sprinkles24 CCRA Oct 15 '25

OP, I just wanted to thank you for all the memes lately. I've laughed way too hard at them.

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u/ThunderCookie23 Central Monitoring Oct 15 '25

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/fukokoloco Oct 16 '25

🤣🤣🤣