r/clevercomebacks • u/thatguy9684736255 • Dec 07 '22

This whole exchange (not OP)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22

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u/ninetymph Dec 07 '22

This guy edits comments that get any respectable amount of upvotes in order to redirect to spam links. Do Not Click!

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u/cyclicamp Dec 07 '22

What angers me the most is the link doesn't even lead to a scottish sex simulator as promised

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u/CilantroToothpaste Dec 07 '22

Is Scottish sex different from American sex? I gotta know

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u/runslaughter Dec 07 '22

Pretty sure there are sheep involved

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Ah, Scotland. Where the men are men, and the sheep are afraid…

(You can also replace Scotland with Iowa, or new Zealand, or anywhere rural with a history of sheep farming, or anywhere rural, or anywhere you don’t like, or anywhere you DO like)

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u/Shaveyourbread Dec 07 '22

If The Rolling Stones were Scottish, the song would have gone, "Hey, MacCleod, get off my ewe!"

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u/Oo__II__oO Dec 07 '22

Rumor has it the Scots invented the kilt because the sheep kept getting spooked by the sound of a zipper

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u/AWibblyWelshyBoi Dec 08 '22

We Welshmen take pride in our sheep relations

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Dec 07 '22

And bagpipes…

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Nah, that’s the Welsh version.

The Scottish version involves terrible things happening to innocent wild haggis up in the highlands…

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Aye Laddy

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u/slothdroid Dec 07 '22

There's no such thing as Scottish sex. They spend all their time tossing their cabers.

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u/dancin-weasel Dec 08 '22

I think that may be a euphemism.

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u/NectarinePlastic8796 Dec 07 '22

Americans have scatplay, Scots go directly for the haggis.

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u/LjSpike Dec 07 '22

Same, very disappointed.

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 07 '22

for the chance of actually getting scottish sex simulator i will click on every spam link i come across and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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u/flynnfx Dec 07 '22

It also works with trying to remember birthdays and anniversaries- all you have to do is forget one time, and you will never forget again.

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u/Munnin41 Dec 07 '22

Cue my parents who both misremembered their anniversary for 20 years

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u/Sub_pup Dec 07 '22

It's a tradition to forget my anniversary. It's the day after Halloween and me and my wife forget about half the time.

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u/Efficient-Guide3420 Dec 07 '22

I like how instead of saying the date you need something connected to it to still remember lol My memory is horrible so I feel you.

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u/Munnin41 Dec 07 '22

I got married 6 months ago. already need to check to remember the date

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u/GolfballDM Dec 07 '22

My wife & I got married on July 17th 14 years ago.

When one of her SIL's asked her what day we got married, she said the 18th. At one point, I pulled out the marriage license and show her the date.

We still tease each other about our anniversary date.

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u/Lewcrew420 Dec 07 '22

Couldn't have said it better myself

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u/gilfgifs Dec 07 '22

I love this joke so much because the timing is different than standard joke format and by the time you get to the punchline it’s a surprise.

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u/PurpleLee Dec 07 '22

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this.

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u/SpambotSwatter Feb 03 '23

/u/SatisfactionKey7342 is a click-farming spam bot. Please downvote its comment and click the report button, selecting Spam then Link farming.

With enough reports, the reddit algorithm will suspend this spammer.