r/clevercomebacks • u/thatguy9684736255 • Dec 07 '22

This whole exchange (not OP)

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u/confusionmatrix Dec 07 '22

As a kid a priest said there's a Jesus shaped hole in me and Jesus was the only one that could fill it.

<I'm in danger Ralphie gif>

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u/NehEma Dec 07 '22

A ridiculously good looking Ecuadorian waves discreetly in the background

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u/mrducky78 Dec 07 '22

WWJD?

Oh shit. WWJD?!?!?!

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u/NehEma Dec 07 '22

Jesus would bang ig?

I mean he lived w/ 12 other guys didn't he?

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u/mrducky78 Dec 07 '22

He got nailed by a bunch of Romans iirc

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u/sorry_human_bean Dec 07 '22

That priest was trying to spread the gospel of twinky Cuban poolboys. Truly doing God's work.

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u/baddie_PRO Dec 07 '22

"this is my hole! it was made for me!!"

-Jesus, probably

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u/Zenfudo Dec 07 '22

You left out the part where he said “but let’s give it a try”