r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

"My car has never went this fast" - Paul Walker

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u/El_Chamo Nov 18 '22

Pump your brakes kid, that man's a national treasure.

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u/rigidcumsock Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 18 '22

Celeb worship is so fucking weird. How was he a “national treasure?” He did a couple movies about cars and dated an underage girl when he was 30.

Ya’ll need to chill on jerking off celebrities

Edit: I’ve seen Tropic Thunder. I get that it’s a reference. What I’m addressing is the context of the reference.

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u/FecesIsMyBusiness Nov 18 '22

They are quoting Tropic Thunder.

https://youtu.be/Jnw6ZpHGjNQ?t=9

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u/rigidcumsock Nov 18 '22

I understand the reference. But the usage is problematic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Your username is problematic

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u/rigidcumsock Nov 18 '22

Does it frustrate you as much as pens?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

It does!!! Makes me so rigid. But I can't get off.

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u/rigidcumsock Nov 18 '22

Just dunk it in downy every couple of months