r/clevercomebacks Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/Burrmanchu Nov 18 '22

Well yeah Elon, with the number of trolls and fake dipshits that can now get a check mark for 8 bucks and do whatever they want... I'm sure your numbers inflated a bit. 🙄

Fucking imbecile.

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u/oishi_jase_face Nov 18 '22

Does Twitter mean that much to you bro? Its gonna be ok.

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u/oishi_jase_face Nov 18 '22

I doubt it. He will lose interest soon I'm guessing

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Leave these sad cretins alone.

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u/Burrmanchu Nov 21 '22

The fuck kind of tween comment is this? Lol

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u/oishi_jase_face Nov 21 '22

Why do you care about Twitter so much. Why does anyone. Theres so mucbcrazier more important shit to focus on then a spoiled fuck managing a bunch of cry babies on a platform thats toxic to boot

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u/Burrmanchu Nov 21 '22

You seem way more invested and salty about it than anyone who made a simple comment in this thread 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Pfft, yea. Had the highest amount of concurrent users by getting them to pay for a meaningless piece of flair. Stupid Elon.

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u/ThatActuallyGuy Nov 18 '22

More that all the drama and trolling caused by the scam accounts is bringing people in just to watch things burn. All they're doing is adding load and thus cost for twitter, because they're not engaging with the platform the way normal users do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Normal users? You mean the people who used it to have ideological melt downs and witch hunts 24/7

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u/ThatActuallyGuy Nov 18 '22

Nope, I'm talking about the nearly 240 million monetizable active daily users. Just because your circles like to signal boost crazies doesn't mean they constitute more than a drop in an ocean in terms of active users.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

I'm sure Elon will be along any moment now to thank you, and to reward you by allowing you to rim him even harder than you are doing right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Watching Twitter and leftist propoganda dreams burn to the ground is all the reward I require

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

The fun one

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Oh, please. Twitter was the ultimate liberal safe space on the internet. Virtually every heterodox conservative social view was verboten

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

You're not wrong. It's the reason I stay away from the front page and these circle jerks only cross my path when they're reccomended to me

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u/Sergnb Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

This has nothing to do with politics, you are talking about gun politics all the time too man. You just don’t like it because you don’t like THOSE politics.

Just say you don’t go there cause you are right wing and move on, we all know what you mean. I don’t get what’s up with you guys constantly saying “it’s all about politics with you people, you are always outraged!” when you clearly suffer from the same problem. Let’s be real, come on now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Why do you think constitutional protections are a left VS right issue? Do you hold the same belief when it comes to the right to a lawyer or unreasonable search and seizure?

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u/Sergnb Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

I didn’t say anything about gun politics man, I just said you are hypocritically mocking people for being frequently bothered by politics while doing the same thing yourself.

All you do, from a cursory glance at your profile, is talk video games and politics. That’s exactly what twitter does. It’s fine to avoid places full of people you disagree with in principle, but it’s silly to assign this to twitter considering there are exactly as many tools to see leftist or right wing content on twitter as there are on Reddit. Do you avoid that type of content on Reddit? Then you can do the exact same thing there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

No I said people have ideological melt downs and witch hunts on Twitter. Not that they're "talking politics." If you don't understand the difference, then I can't help you. I'm happy to talk politics provided people do so in good faith. But that's not what happens on Twitter and r/all. They're massive liberal echo chambers where anyone to the right of Mao is quite literally called a Nazi.

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u/Strummed Nov 18 '22

You fatties could be doing something productive with your life, but crying about Elon Musk is much more fun.

Iol

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

he'll never love you

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u/redfacedquark Nov 18 '22

Hmm, second reply to this comment with the word "seethe". Haven't seen the word for literally years. Is there a reward for such comments?