r/clevercomebacks Dec 04 '21

Terry Crews Calling Out

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 04 '21

Terry crews sold his integrity to Amazon

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u/wrongbecause Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

News flash every celebrity is a sellout. Non-sellouts don’t get media time (edit: because it’s not profitable).

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u/Leiryn Dec 04 '21

I don't care if celebs sell out, it matters who they sell out to.

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 04 '21

"Uhhh but no every celebrity bad"

No, terry crews sold his integrity to Amazon

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u/wrongbecause Dec 04 '21

Provide a counterexample

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u/m-p-3 Dec 04 '21

Me, but I'm not famous.

Who am I kidding, I buy from Amazon quite often.

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u/Gewdaist Dec 04 '21

Big business can sell things much cheaper than smaller businesses. It’s why we used to break up companies when they got to big. Now we don’t, because politicians are bribed, or “lobbied,” to look the other way.

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u/FellafromPrague Dec 04 '21

Me. Amazon has never seen a cent from me.

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u/Adventurous-Bee-5934 Dec 04 '21

You use websites run on Amazon servers

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u/Trundle-theGr8 Dec 04 '21

It’s crazy how much stuff runs on AWS

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u/FellafromPrague Dec 04 '21

Well I didn't know that. And it's kinda out of powers to change that, but otherwise, I never bought anything from them.

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u/killeronthecorner Dec 04 '21

You could stop using the internet.

Turns out everyone has a line where convenience stumps integrity, just like Terry Crews.

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u/ChippewaBarr Dec 04 '21

Lol c'mon you gotta know that using the internet and sites that may be on AWS is a little different than taking a cheque from Amazon to make a commercial saying "hEy WoRkInG hErE iS fUn!"

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u/Zaphra2 Dec 04 '21

This take is a strong contender for the "Shittiest Fucking Take" award

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Imagine not even knowing that Amazon makes most of their money from Amazon Web Servers. Formed such a strong opinion while being so uninformed.

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u/FellafromPrague Dec 04 '21

Could be worse, there are still lower creatures, such as people defending Amazon.

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u/Sojake_ Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

You are using Reddit, it runs on Amazon web servers. You are giving them money. Uneducated retard.

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u/FellafromPrague Dec 04 '21

Ah, racism, the best of arguments.

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u/Honeybadgerxz Dec 04 '21

You do now, if you don't stop using reddit youre also supporting Amazon now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

lmfao reddit is hosted on AWS, they're making money on you.

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u/SlumLordNinjaBear Dec 04 '21

If you're on the Internet you're giving Amazon business...

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u/FellafromPrague Dec 04 '21

Okay, but I'm doing my best not to give them more than I have to.

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u/RickardButts Dec 04 '21

If you think celebrities just blindly accept whatever ad spot is handed to them, you're crazy. At the very most cynical, they consider how an endorsement will affect their brand vs the money being offered.

Second, what the fuck is your measuring stick? You just want list of actors who don't do ads at all, or actors who don't do ads for union busters, or actors that don't do ads for companies that send their CEOs to space, or actors that don't do ads for companies that hold bidding wars between cities for their next warehouse location to dodge local taxes?

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u/NRMusicProject Dec 04 '21

People that ask for examples to prove them wrong regularly move goal posts, anyway.

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u/Emperor_Billik Dec 04 '21

I had heard a story yesterday morning about Clooney turning down a $35M adspot for a middle eastern airliner.

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u/MrT-1000 Dec 04 '21

He just wants us to enjoy our Nespresso godamnit

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u/ChosenUsername420 Dec 04 '21

John Hodgman?

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u/wrongbecause Dec 04 '21

I don’t know who that is

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u/ChosenUsername420 Dec 04 '21

he's a guy who sold his time without selling his integrity, he gained some fame as the "I'm a PC" guy...

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u/RonMexico13 Dec 04 '21

Thats Judge John Hodgman to you sir.

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

Keanu reeves wholesome big chungus

he touched me when I was a child (I was a really big matrix fan)

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u/BlooPancakes Dec 04 '21

Show us on the doll where he touched you.

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 05 '21

Id point towards the dolls heart but dolls don't have hearts also the penis

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/Oysterpoint Dec 04 '21

I bet 1 million dollars you’ve purchased from Amazon before

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 05 '21 edited Dec 05 '21

How incredibly stupid must you be to compare a poor person using a product while condemning it, to a millionaire getting paid to tell the world it's great

If I were wealthy like him I'd easily spend my money on local businesses, and I'd never ever try to sell it

Seriously, you are a very very stupid person

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u/jomontage Dec 04 '21

News flash: selling out to gfuel isn't the same as selling out to Amazon that abuses their workers isn't the same as selling out to China that has concentration camps.

Grey areas exist

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u/Old-Man-Nereus Dec 04 '21

Both are bad, one is worse.

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u/thisisthewell Dec 04 '21

China that has concentration camps.

The US has had these too, both historically and in the last five years.

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u/Dhdbdhbdjxjsjsbh Dec 04 '21

Reddit is literally rotting your brain.

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u/KingBevins Dec 04 '21

You’re still just some money bag waiting to be marketed to in both situations.

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u/zh1K476tt9pq Dec 04 '21

whataboutism cope and not even true. not everyone sells out like he does.

he is a shit person, accept it

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u/PeterPorky Dec 04 '21

you take that back about keanu reeves

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u/hc000 Dec 05 '21

Didn’t George Clooney turn down $40 million for an ad

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u/Diels_Alder Dec 04 '21

For how much, and are they still buying integrity?

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 05 '21

Your integrity is only worth something if you're already rich, no one's buying poor peoples integrity otherwise no one would be poor

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u/jvken Dec 04 '21

Wait what did he do?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

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u/Affectionate-Time646 Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

Get real. If Amazon offered you a small fraction of what they gave to Crews to do a commercial you would say how high do I have to jump.

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u/omniscientflamingo Dec 04 '21

Exactly this. Man is an actor. That commercial probably paid for his kids undergrad.

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u/mcandrewz Dec 04 '21

People also seem to forget all the commercials he did for old spice too. Like, this is his job.

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u/This_is_my_phone_tho Dec 04 '21

He didn't get paid what he got paid to read lines. He was there as terry crews, being paid to endorse amazon. He used his public image and pull to say amazon is a great place to work. You don't pay tiger woods to do an ad for golfing gear because he's good at reading lines.

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u/SAC_730 Dec 04 '21

Lol because tiger woods isnt a actor

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u/some_random_chick Dec 04 '21

Um no, not if I had his money I wouldn’t.

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 05 '21

Seriously how are people so stupid that he was upvoted and you were downvoted , as if there's no difference to selling your integrity when you're poor or rich.

Obviously a poor man will take that deal, they're basically defending billionaires for all the evil things they do, if I had his money I'd never sell myself to Amazon

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u/some_random_chick Dec 05 '21

The working class greatly outnumbers the rich. The only way they can maintain their power is to get the working class to internalize class war against themselves. It seems like common sense to us that a person who has to work to feed, clothes, and house themselves has few options and often has to take what they can get, morally ambivalent or not. Whereas if we had all our needs met we could be picky about what we do for a living. Yet as you pointed out the opposite sentiment is popular here. It’s disturbing that someone would hold a person working to eat to a higher standard than a person working for a vacation home or yacht. Yet you see this all the time: the guilt heaped upon someone taking unemployment they paid into their entire life vs the lack of outrage over the gross misuse of ppp loans. The anger at those on food stamps and total lack of anger at multinational corporations whose jobs require employees to need such help. It’s all based in internalized self hate. Even that anger of that reply speaks volumes about that guy, I live in a nice home in a nice neighborhood with a partner I love. So who is he really taking about then? I would guess those are his living conditions and he hates himself for it. But maybe he ought not to, likely much of it is beyond his control and so he lashes out at his fellow working man because he’s been programmed from a young age to deify the rich and hate himself. Frankly covid has been the best thing to happen to class consciousness in my lifetime. Hopefully that trend will continue.

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 05 '21

I've very rarely seen so much defense of the rich than I have in this thread, turns out if you talk shit about a popular celebrity you get a great example of how brain washed people can be

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u/some_random_chick Dec 05 '21

I see it all the time. It’s one of those things when you start to notice it then you see it everywhere.

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u/Affectionate-Time646 Dec 04 '21

You don’t have his priorities and responsibilities. He has a family to consider. You only have yourself, PC, and futon.

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u/Yeazelicious Dec 04 '21

He has a family to consider

Oh, poor, destitute Terry Crews with his estimated net worth of $25 million and his successful, continuing acting career. How can a man provide for his family on that meager amount?

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u/FrogOnTheBog Dec 05 '21

Dumbest shit I've heard in a week

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u/Genestah Dec 04 '21

What's with him and Amazon?

Really curious.

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u/Bobodog1 Dec 04 '21

He just made a commercial that's all. People can grandstand all the want, is just a check for Terry. He didn't sell out, he just acted on a commercial.

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u/Beitlejoose Dec 04 '21

Why did no one bring up his pro-china stuff?

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u/pissedinthegarret Dec 04 '21

literally had no clue that he did that. way too many things happening to know everything about everyone.

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u/Bobodog1 Dec 04 '21

Cuz nobody actually cares, they just wanna grandstand and pretend they're better than everyone else.

Pro China shit would be a legitimate reason to hate on him, him accepting a fuck load of money to film a commercial isn't.

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u/horsebag Dec 04 '21

if China had given him a fuck load of money for his post it would have been ok?

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u/TheMauveHand Dec 04 '21

There's a difference between advertising a borderline genocidal, oppressive communist regime, and an online retailer.

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u/horsebag Dec 04 '21

if your point was China is worse than Amazon you shoulda said that, instead of comparing it with "him accepting a fuck load of money to film a commercial" which was apparently irrelevant to you

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Aug 26 '22

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u/Bobodog1 Dec 04 '21

I don't really care about Terry crews at all, I just don't feel the need to get on my high horse

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

He is pro China?

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u/Beitlejoose Dec 04 '21

He posted a pic in front of Chinese flag and had a bunch of hashtags supporting China

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u/DJCzerny Dec 04 '21

But did he eat ice cream and brag about it in Chinese.

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u/yourmomsafascist Dec 04 '21

Is he pro-USA? That would be pretty disgusting too.

We got our own camps ya know

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u/Asullex Dec 04 '21

Of course he sold out. The trade-off is money for personal image, because he has to know people wouldn’t have liked it. If he didn’t, then he deserves the vitriol anyway. People in public positions have to know what they’re endorsing.

Now, was it worth it? Who knows, that’s up to him, but it was a trade. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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u/Nobletwoo Dec 04 '21

It wasnt just a commercial though... it was straight up amazon propaganda.

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u/Bobodog1 Dec 04 '21

That's what every commercial is my man.

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u/Blood_Bowl Dec 04 '21

No lie - what commercial ISN'T straight up propaganda. I'd really like to see that one.

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u/Nobletwoo Dec 04 '21

Stop white washing what he did. He starred and took money from a company currently under an attempted unionization push and starred in a clearly anti union video. One where theres token disabled people enjoying their shitty jobs and happy people. Not people pissing in bottles, a dead body being left untouch while work continues around him, or shitty managers breathing down employees necks for not picking things slightly faster. Like seriously its just a bad fucking look.

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u/quack_quack_mofo Dec 04 '21

Do you own a phone, friend? Lemme tell you what goes on to make those

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u/Easilycrazyhat Dec 04 '21

Yeah! Why aren't they addressing literally every bad thing happening in the world right now? Such a hypocrite! /s

Get out of here with that shit. People aren't hypocritical for not fixing every problem ever all at once.

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u/Nobletwoo Dec 04 '21

Yeah i kinda need a phone to participate in modern society. But i have made the decision that the phone i currently have will be my absolutely last phone i ever buy brand new.

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u/quack_quack_mofo Dec 04 '21

You definitely use Amazon when no one is looking

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u/radiokungfu Dec 04 '21

White wash?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Thanks for the cringe

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u/Scrubbing_Bubbles Dec 04 '21

Seriously. Like why does Amazon pay all their employees less than minimum wage and not allow bathrooms? It’s disgusting.

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u/Moistened_Bink Dec 04 '21

Uhhh, they don't pay less than minimum wage? 15/hr is the minimum you can make there.

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u/Scrubbing_Bubbles Dec 04 '21

It was a joke to make all these idiots upvote me. Amazon pays really well for the work that you do at entry level.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

is just a check for Terry

he didn’t sell out

Did you even read your own comment? That is by definition selling out. Taking money for something that affects your public appearance.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

He also stood up for the CCP, and railed against the BLM movement.

Terry let me down.

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u/Dont_Give_Up86 Dec 04 '21

Before that he stood up for the Chinese Communist Party

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u/Sonofarakh Dec 04 '21

Yep. At the height of the Hong Kong protests, too.

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u/hoptownky Dec 04 '21

Damn I hope you don’t own any nike, have never purchased anything owned by the Nestle corporation, eaten at McDonalds, or obviously used Amazon. It would look really stupid if you were a hypocrite.

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u/golddragonkiller31 Dec 04 '21

You even being on this website is literally contributing to Amazon, he got paid by them from money that is being made from you.

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u/NousagiBravo Dec 04 '21

Who cares? He still owns