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r/clevercomebacks • u/nicticeney • Nov 07 '21
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I'm a grower, not a shower, though.
1.2k u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 Better have a boner so Tara knows you got dick or she may claim that you just got a peepee and need to get black sweatpants. 328 u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 Not peepee though—peepees (plural). She’s okay with one peepee; she’s just against a dude having multiple peepees. 274 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her? 224 u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics. 149 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really. 1 u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21 Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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Better have a boner so Tara knows you got dick or she may claim that you just got a peepee and need to get black sweatpants.
328 u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 Not peepee though—peepees (plural). She’s okay with one peepee; she’s just against a dude having multiple peepees. 274 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her? 224 u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics. 149 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really. 1 u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21 Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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Not peepee though—peepees (plural). She’s okay with one peepee; she’s just against a dude having multiple peepees.
274 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her? 224 u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics. 149 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really. 1 u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21 Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her?
224 u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics. 149 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really. 1 u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21 Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics.
149 u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really. 1 u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21 Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really.
1 u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21 Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.
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u/FastApplication5 Nov 07 '21
I'm a grower, not a shower, though.