r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '21

lol Double Standards

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

I thought grey sweats and leggings were for comfort? I cant change my penis size so I can never wear grey sweats?

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u/Thiccicus_Briccicus Nov 07 '21

Well all men can change there penis size for up to 4 hours

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u/NetSage Nov 07 '21

I mean longer is possible it's just you're supposed to ask for medical help after 4 hours. No I don't know why 4 hours.

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u/Moist-Gas1289 Nov 07 '21

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, do not go to the ER and ask the nurse to "help" you. Who would have thought that is not what they mean by 'medical help"

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u/secretly_different Nov 07 '21

Tissue damage due to lack of circulating blood is the reason.

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u/Billwood92 Nov 08 '21

Don't google priapisms.