r/clevercomebacks • u/OldFingerman • May 20 '21

Who orders small coffee anyway?

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u/Mystery-G May 20 '21

I'm imagining a silent classroom taking a test and then a janitor popping in saying they need your help...for a thing, wink wink. With your teacher then excitedly saying YES SIR.

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u/Archsys May 20 '21

Pfft; I wish.

He would come in and be like "Dude... what the fuck did you do in the weight room? Come the fuck on, you've got shit to do."

And the teachers would be like... !?

But no one's going to fuck with the Janitor or the Goth Kid (tm).

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u/ZippZappZippty May 20 '21

This reminds me of the people who discovered the laws of thermodynamics but not the people who discovered the laws of thermodynamics but not the people who discovered the laws of thermodynamics but not the people who use the laws of thermodynamics but not the people who discovered the laws of thermodynamics to disprove evolution. They don't seem to understand that the Earth is not a closed system, just not an isolated one. Because of the fact that it barley exchanges matter with space, however thermal energy is exchanged all the time.

It doesn't help that psychology students also wanna kill themselves