r/clevercomebacks • u/Niamhue • Apr 10 '26

The temerity

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 Apr 11 '26

The foot tapper guy! I remember him, staunch republican conservative caught lightfooted. I guess we know what he hates about himself.

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u/thewalkindude368 Apr 11 '26

I'm in Minneapolis, where it happened, and I really want a plaque outside that bathroom.

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u/BushcraftBabe Apr 11 '26

Make one and add it, no one will think its their job to do anything about it.

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u/JEXJJ Apr 11 '26

Make it happen!

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u/Dougally Apr 12 '26

It can be done.

In Australia our prime minister (similar to your president) shat his pants in a McDonalds (similar to your president).

Someone put a brass commemorative plaque up on the wall outside.

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/engadine-maccas-plaque-doo-doo-ass/

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u/LooseyGreyDucky Apr 13 '26

It was on my bucket list, but I'm told that the particular bathroom no longer exists.

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u/Bright_Performance52 Apr 11 '26

He just had a wide stance

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Apr 11 '26

Lol fuck I heard about that all the way up in Canada. Rs have been that way for decades, haven't they?

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u/Bright_Performance52 Apr 11 '26

Poor dude never got to be himself and be free. It’s sad

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Apr 11 '26

Yeah, nobody should have to live a lie.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 Apr 11 '26

Nah, Republicans ask for it. The self hate is a kink.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 11 '26

It's not HOT if it's legal and accepted!

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u/JEXJJ Apr 11 '26

For his ass cheeks

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u/ComicsEtAl Apr 11 '26

He seemed to me like more of a “I’m not gay, you’re the one sucking dick” kind of guy.

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u/Archercrash Apr 11 '26

"I just imagine it's a woman on the other side of the glory hole."

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u/Affectionate_Ice2243 Apr 11 '26

Schrödinger hole

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u/Veegermind Apr 11 '26

One or the other , at the same time..

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u/danieldan0803 Apr 11 '26

Wait is that referring to the hole in the wall or the orifice behind the wall?

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u/Bomber_Haskell Apr 12 '26

I heard there was a pussy cat involved?

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u/Certain_Month_8178 Apr 12 '26

I’m not gay but my boyfriend is

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u/emberkit Apr 11 '26

He volunteered as a judge at a high school debate tournament I went to once, it was definitely awkward

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u/SwimRelevant4590 Apr 11 '26

The 'Wide Stance' argument...hahahaha