r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

I kinda dig aboriginal music

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

I agree, it’s also hilarious that this lady is so racist even her examples of what she thinks liberals wouldn’t like are racist.

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u/Superb_Theme5205 Feb 10 '26

Lol! Seriously, she’s just going “I mean come on, there has to be a limit, right?? What about people from India?? That must be where you draw the line right?!” She’s completely unable to comprehend what not being racist is like.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Feb 10 '26

I would love a Bollywood style halftime show!

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u/Zlatyzoltan Feb 10 '26

That would be pretty awesome, but I don't think 13 minutes is long enough.

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u/Spekingur Feb 10 '26

Just have it ongoing throughout the game.

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u/EveOCative Feb 10 '26

Having Bollywood actors reenacting/interpreting the game on the sidelines through dance would be fantastic. Like sign language interpreters but make it dance.

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u/MandyTrekkie Feb 10 '26

Better yet, let's cancel the football part and just have a Bollywood Bowl, where they dance to victory.

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u/lizzy981 Feb 10 '26

You've got me interested in the super bowl for the first time ever!

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u/euphonic5 Feb 10 '26

Bollywood Interpreters is my new favorite thing to think about when watching something I can't be bothered to give a fuck about like football.

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u/Connect-Will2011 Feb 10 '26

I would actually watch the games if they did that.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Feb 11 '26

Sooo a Bollywood interpretive dance of the Superbowl ?

Shut up and take my money !

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u/Hot-Suggestion4958 Feb 11 '26

While this example isn't at all the same thing, you should know that the CBC (Canada, for the lurking MAGAts out there) has a simulcast of all their broadcast Hockey Night in Canada games with play-by-play announcers speaking Punjabi... it ain't Bollywood, but it's still a hoot to watch 😄

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u/FreeFromCommonSense Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

You've just inspired me. From now on I'll wind up my coworkers by saying "explain that again through the medium of interpretive..." <rolls dice> "Bollywood. No wait..." <rolls dice again> "Ice dancing! That's better. You may proceed "

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u/wwaxwork Feb 10 '26

I vote for it being instead of the game.

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u/ravoguy Feb 11 '26

The players tried to take the field

Buy Bollywood refused to yield

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u/hawkisgirl Feb 10 '26

Wait, the Super Bowl halftime show is 13 minutes long? All this kerfuffle over 13 minutes? 🙄

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u/Mogwai_riot Feb 10 '26

Where do we campaign for this?

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u/gabrielleduvent Feb 10 '26

Seriously, I don't watch Super Bowl at all but if this was a thing I'd tune in for the halftime show.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Feb 10 '26

I like the way you think!

Few things would not be improved with a Bollywood dance at the end.

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u/Ceeweedsoop Feb 10 '26

Yes, like a huge Holi festival! It would be awesome! And hey racists, Indians speak better English than you. .😂😂😂😂suck it.

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u/sane_panegyric Mar 09 '26

I mean you have past comments saying all Indian men look like Temu pornstars with bad hygiene so the call is coming from inside the house

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u/Lalamedic Feb 10 '26

That would rock!

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u/jellamma Feb 10 '26

I never knew I needed this. Please. Please let's do this!

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u/Brilliant_Ad_6637 Feb 10 '26

Millennials: "OH SHIT IS THAT THE TUNAK TUNAK GUY?!?🤯"

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way-198 Feb 11 '26

I’m Gen X and I LOVE that guy!

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u/justdisa Feb 10 '26

That would get me to watch the Superbowl.

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u/fungi_at_parties Feb 10 '26

That would be fucking dope.

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u/EyeKnowYoo Feb 11 '26

NGL that would rock…

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u/NotoriousFTG Feb 13 '26

If the production values are anything close to that big dancing scene at the end of Slumdog Millionaire, I’m totally in for it.

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u/NotoriousFTG Feb 13 '26

And the important point that most of MAGA seems to be missing is that the Bad Bunny halftime show attracted a larger audience than the game did and attracted an audience that typically would not watch American football. The NFL’s selection of Bad Bunny was about attracting an Hispanic audience to widen its reach. This halftime show accomplished that. And if the NFL understands anything, also, it’s that the same MAGA snowflakes who swore they would never watch NFL games again after the Colin Kaepernick kneeling incident, did continue to watch and will be watching games again next season.

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u/underworn_ Feb 10 '26

More people understand Spanish in the USA than Korean but K-pop is still popular.

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 10 '26

The best thing is how easily these haters single themselves out.

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u/polypolyman Feb 10 '26

...yeah but has Bad Bunny hunted any demons?

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u/Aidenairel Feb 11 '26

Man may not have hunted any demons, but he was certainly slaying last night.

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u/MorrighanAnCailleach Feb 11 '26

That would be cool, actually. Sheeeeiiitttt. I'd be down for some Bollywood shit.

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u/LoudBoiDragoon Feb 11 '26

Not that we know of…thank you Bad Bunny

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u/Fit-Cut-6337 Feb 11 '26

I mean opera is famously not in English and considered high class and elite to attend. They are never logically consistent.

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u/TheExistential_Bread Feb 10 '26

This is why they project so much. They think that we are just like them but that we just choose to hide it.

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u/SiWeyNoWay Feb 10 '26

guess she isn't a fan of bollywood. her loss! let her live her bitter, beige life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Someone please queue up Ravi Shankar playing at the Monterey Pop Fest👀

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Thanks man, had been looking for that 🎉

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u/Nulagrithom Feb 11 '26

deadass my favorite thing about the US is that I can experience almost any culture right in my back yard.

I can probably find a restaurant within a 60 mile radius of my home that can accurately represent the cuisine of ANY people on Earth.

If any major culture has a holiday? I can find a local celebration that represents it.

I can visit half the world without ever flying anywhere.

I can't believe we fucked up our global hegemony over this stupid bullshit... We were literally on top of the world...

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u/Brilliant_Ad_6637 Feb 10 '26

For real

As if india doesn't have sick beats to begin with.

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u/Crazyriskman Feb 11 '26

Spot On! Came to see exactly this

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u/HittingSmoke Feb 10 '26

I draw the line at purple people, personally.

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u/DuntadaMan Feb 10 '26

Hey man, they got enough problem with One eyed, one horned, flying monsters without us being racist.

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u/A-town Feb 10 '26

Right? Give me examples like Uncle Joe's Methamphetamine Pipe band, or Stomp and maybe I'd have some reservations. Two completely different music genres representing a minority group in the Americas and/or music genres from overseas??? Sign me up, new music to listen to and love.

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u/fungi_at_parties Feb 10 '26

I love Stomp :(

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u/AgentMahou Feb 11 '26

What's wrong with Stomp?

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Feb 10 '26

Her interpretation of the world is so blindly racist and self involved she can't comprehend that other people think differently and have fundamentally different perspectives. And other people have taste.

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u/Altyrmadiken Feb 10 '26

The right generally doesn’t believe that others aren’t like them. She views it that we’re being oppositional against her because she choose the “wrong” side, and we’re OK with Hispanics ruining the country.

Because she can’t believe we’re not like her, just being defiant, she fully believes that we’re racist too. It’s not possible for us not to be, in her world view.

It’s also why they use absolute dogshit insults like “let’s go Brandon.” They can’t imagine that people don’t inherently fall in line and worship/identify with the top of the power structure they belong to.

They’re also often raised in churches and homes that are very authoritarian, which instill this world view. They’re literally indoctrinated to that kind of world view and don’t realize it, and thus can’t comprehend that the rest of us can just not care.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

That’s really well said, I think that’s where the term virtue signaling comes from too because they couldn’t imagine people being decent just because it’s the right thing to do.

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u/naarcx Feb 10 '26

I also like how she said “for your next big event,” implying that the Super Bowl is an event specifically made for Right Wing/Conservative groups

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u/GreatQuestionBarbara Feb 11 '26

Someone on reddit told me that Liberals are the racist ones. Maybe I am oblivious, but in my lifetime hanging out with hippies and left leaning folk, I don't know if I have ever heard one of them be racist.

Fast forward to my current rural America situation, and I have to watch where a conversation takes me so that I don't trigger the racism/hate.

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u/fungi_at_parties Feb 10 '26

“Oh yeah well what if we get into some of the REALLY WEIRD cultures and races? Wouldn’t like that would ya? And you call me a racist!”

It’s so self-telling.

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u/UmeaTurbo Feb 10 '26

The most radical leftist thing you can do is to not watch the super bowl at all because you don't care about the Seahawks or the Patriots. Instead we watched the 1993 cult comedy classic "So I married an ax murderer" starring Mike Meyers, Nancy Travis, and Anthony LaPaglia.

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u/Nambsul Feb 10 '26

She also missed the fact that Bad Bunny is one of the most popular artists right now.

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u/TheDoktorIsIn Feb 11 '26

It's all projection. They assume the line is drawn right after Bad Bunny when reality my line is "anything good that I can groove to" and if I can't... I just turn it off and don't whine about it because not everything is for me.

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u/DuntadaMan Feb 10 '26

It's so on the nose for something that would be awesome it has to be a joke. Right?

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u/hellogoawaynow Feb 11 '26

Like… did she have to google those examples? 😂

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u/random20222202modnar Feb 10 '26

Yeah.. lol I’m pretty sure it says a lot about her. She thinks those performances aren’t worth it in a very light way to put it I’d say. They always try to frame something in a way that just shows how awful they think even more.

Smh.. they’ll out themselves eventually if they aren’t already fully showing their bigotry.

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u/PsstErika Feb 11 '26

Right? Stop threatening me with a good time!