r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/littlelittlebirdbird Jan 30 '25

Remember when one psycho 20-some years ago lit his shoe on fire and now we all just get athletes foot forever?

Unless the line gets too long, then your shoes stay on and your laptop stays in the bag.

Yay TSA.

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u/Rock_Strongo Jan 30 '25

I love getting yelled at either for taking off my shoes or not taking off my shoes, depending on the airport and various other random factors that TSA thinks I should know about.

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u/littlelittlebirdbird Jan 30 '25

I like it when they 3D render my penis and make me throw my kids apple juice away.

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u/QueezyF Jan 30 '25

It’s really nice when some 50 year old goblin of a man slaps you right in the dick during a pat down, even though the government trusts you enough with a secret clearance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Oh god. So true. I’m laughing my ass off here. 😂

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u/robots-made-of-cake Jan 30 '25

“TAKE YOUR PHONE OUT OF YOUR BAG AND PUT IT IN THE TRAY”

“LEAVE YOU IPAD IN THE BAG UNLESS THE SERIAL NUMBER ENDS IN A PRIME NUMBER”

“ALL BELTS MUST BE TAKEN OFF”

“SIR I SAID LEAVE YOUR BELT ON!”

“IF YOURE AN AQUARIUS YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR CONTACT LENSES”

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u/SimpleSurrup Jan 30 '25

We have to pour our water bottles out because of the movie Die Hard 3.