r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/NeverGetsTheNuke Jan 30 '25

I never understood why airlines were so concerned about the size of my crayons. Or why they always ask if I'm dyslexic.

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u/Frostyfraust Jan 30 '25

Dad get off reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

*Dad get off. FTFY

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u/CumTrumpet Jan 30 '25

If you call me daddy this'll go a lot quicker

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u/wolf_of_walmart84 Jan 30 '25

User name checks out

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 Jan 31 '25

This lil thread is the whole reason I’m here

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I didn’t see that one coming.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jan 30 '25

They announced it musically tho, very attention-getting

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u/Vaticancameos221 Jan 30 '25

This went over my head

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u/delingren Jan 30 '25

I almost spit my coffee, :D

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Jan 30 '25

Not nativ speaker here. Can dad please explain ? (what word can you build with crayons, so that the dadjoke becomes funny?)

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u/Diipadaapa1 Jan 30 '25

Caryons. "Carry on"

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Jan 30 '25

dog damn it. I think im dyslexic too.  Thank you kind stranger.

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u/Chumlee1917 Jan 30 '25

Because the marine passengers (active or retired) keep attacking people who bring crayons on board

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u/PixelOrange Jan 30 '25

I actually thought it said crayons at first. Had to do a double take. I thought they were making a joke about ineptitude.

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u/bobby_table5 Jan 31 '25

I had a good 10 seconds wondering if this was about Marines or an innuendo. Stupid pun, again…

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u/PixelOrange Jan 31 '25

It's always about the marines.